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Nov 30, 2021
4:29
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unctoothman
To extract or not to extract..
Best part: at the end of the summer internship, you got back and found that girl 1 and girl 2 had been roommates.
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What's the biggest Alpha move you've ever done?
BIG XII Coug
Unemployed BIG XII advisor
11/30/21 1:34pm
Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.
shimmy
11/30/21 1:35pm
RE: Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.
No touching
11/30/21 1:41pm
But did you block them all?
SoBlueitHurts
12/1/21 10:06am
Should have asked El Jefe for a special feature just for you.
John Doe
11/30/21 1:42pm
Sam Cassell is impressed
BIG XII Coug
11/30/21 1:42pm
How is going behind her back and lying an Alpha move?
Mister P
11/30/21 1:36pm
You've never heard of the Passive Aggressive Alpha?
kccougar
11/30/21 1:37pm
First rule of Alpha Males: Ends justifies the means
BIG XII Coug
11/30/21 1:37pm
Alphas do what they want, when they want and they don't care what anyone thinks. Obviously.
No touching
11/30/21 1:42pm
Ehm
MormonThug
11/30/21 1:44pm
My definition of alpha is much different that yours. I must have missed earlier
Big Daddy D
11/30/21 1:36pm
It is about a post where a guy wanted a new feature to block people and then
SoBlueitHurts
12/1/21 10:08am
My neighbor parked his oil leaking bronco in front of my house so I hooked it
MormonThug
11/30/21 1:37pm
We had a neighbor who disgusted everyone. Once after a big snowstorm another neighbor who owned a landscaping company
ImBlueDaBaDe
11/30/21 1:42pm
I just started dating my later to be wife. Her home teacher called to see if he
Chasicle
11/30/21 1:39pm
I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways
IceBlueCoug
11/30/21 1:39pm
RE: I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways
Marc Spector
11/30/21 1:44pm
While at the gym, a guy kicked a smaller dude off the bench and said
wabluecoug
11/30/21 1:43pm
I don't even know that that means because I have never been to a gym.
CDV
11/30/21 2:27pm
Alpha male: fail.
BleedCougarBlue2
11/30/21 10:43pm
Yeah, but I am a lib. I am used to being a beta.
CDV
12/1/21 3:12pm
This is the epitome of an alpha. Well done.
Kugmo
11/30/21 4:50pm
Beat my wife's IUD... twice
Odysseus
11/30/21 1:44pm
RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice
BIG XII Coug
11/30/21 1:45pm
RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice
CrashMcLarson
11/30/21 1:47pm
RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice
wabluecoug
11/30/21 1:47pm
RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice
IceBlueCoug
11/30/21 1:49pm
RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice
Cougar-Duck
11/30/21 1:53pm
Your little swimmers:
sethj250
11/30/21 2:09pm
Walked up behind someone I knew in a line and said I was surprised they would even show their face around there.
John Doe
11/30/21 1:44pm
Walked into 6'9" b-ball players dorm where he was with all his buddies
Blue Cougar
11/30/21 1:51pm
Actually, your sigpic is the definition of an alpha move
Iman23
11/30/21 2:08pm
I might have to update my sig pic text the way this team has been playing
Blue Cougar
11/30/21 4:31pm
Crazy girl in college came over and told us to turn off the game.
Adwight
11/30/21 1:52pm
If it happened just like that...that’s kind of weird.
ColonelMustard
11/30/21 4:36pm
A girl I took on a first or second date to Doc's pizza with a group to watch
Chasicle
11/30/21 4:51pm
I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post
Alpi Gusto
11/30/21 1:52pm
RE: I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post
BIG XII Coug
11/30/21 1:53pm
<< Deleted >>
Everyman
11/30/21 1:54pm
LOL. Only a beta would think that isn’t an alpha move.
DieHarder
11/30/21 1:54pm
Drinking free water from the bathroom sinks at Lavell Edwards. Then looking down my nose at all the betas who pay for
JohnnyComeLately
11/30/21 1:56pm
This one time, at a Ute football game...
Marc Spector
11/30/21 2:01pm
Being a Suns fan on Jazzboard
The Pope
11/30/21 2:02pm
Went long on meme stocks and bought a blue Corvette.
dYrtbYkerYder
11/30/21 2:03pm
My future wife went on a date that ended with being dropped off at my house.
Kugmo
11/30/21 2:03pm
ColonelMustard must have been the guy?
SoBlueitHurts
12/1/21 10:16am
Walking on campus, a sprinkler was pointing the wrong way, wetting the sidewalk.
fbguru
11/30/21 2:09pm
Ignored the fact that my now wife was dating someone and asked her out anyway.
Thrill
11/30/21 2:22pm
Winner
ColonelMustard
11/30/21 4:40pm
What!?! My story was the same but the girl was dating a b-ball player
Blue Cougar
11/30/21 4:47pm
Your delivery. I needed more backstory before you walked into his room 😜
ColonelMustard
11/30/21 8:55pm
My Bishop was very close friends with Steve Young while
GSwarriorcoug
11/30/21 2:23pm
And she has regretted it ever since. Shoe polish hair color notwithstanding.
Big Daddy D
11/30/21 2:57pm
Looks like once upon a time we shared the same bishop. Let the guessing begin...
Frankfromtheballpark
11/30/21 3:09pm
Ha! Maybe Steve had multiple Bishops doing this in the mid-90s.
GSwarriorcoug
11/30/21 11:00pm
I guess that could be true. Bishop S.R. of the E20 ward?
Frankfromtheballpark
12/1/21 7:25am
Bishop K.D. - don't remember the ward. But i was on condo row.
GSwarriorcoug
12/1/21 12:32pm
I met the members of Arcade Fire on my mission, they asked me if I wanted to
CougarTailDevourer
11/30/21 2:29pm
I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time
bruincoug
11/30/21 2:57pm
RE: I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time
CrashMcLarson
11/30/21 3:04pm
I read this as “candle a day” the first time through.
DieHarder
11/30/21 3:07pm
Me too!
ColonelMustard
11/30/21 4:42pm
Best part: at the end of the summer internship, you got back and found that girl 1 and girl 2 had been roommates.
unctoothman
11/30/21 4:29pm
Neighbor’s dog kept pooping in our yard
NorthwestCoug
12/1/21 1:46am
For your/his reference, coyote poop doesn't look like domesticated dog poop.
dYrtbYkerYder
12/1/21 7:24am
I peed on a kid’s gym clothes in his locker.
cheezedawg
11/30/21 4:02pm
While he watched after he bullied someone? Then Alpha. Behind his back? Big Beta
Big Daddy D
11/30/21 5:16pm
Shoot. Good point. As I recall (this was 7th grade I think) a group of us was in the locker room talking about how much
cheezedawg
11/30/21 5:25pm
Saw some dude speeding to get ahead of a line of traffic. When he did, he hit
PrimeQuantumDeek
11/30/21 11:05pm
I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.
Jeffacka
12/1/21 7:52am
RE: I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.
Marc Spector
12/1/21 7:56am
They both said to thank you for cleaning the pools. But please leave your shirt on next time.
Cru Jones
12/1/21 10:01am
Bought a Buick and I was only 39 years old at the time
Zak
12/1/21 8:15am
Slowed down on my bike in an Ironman because
niqmadu
12/1/21 9:18am
Joined a pickup soccer game in Paris with primarily African immigrants and
dYrtbYkerYder
12/1/21 9:28am
Arm wrestled a macho guy on my mission.
Veracruz
12/1/21 10:18am
I went out running with a girl I really liked. A bunch of guys
curls
12/1/21 9:16pm
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