Lawnmower chucked a rock into my junk. Yeah, board name, I know.

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Aug 12, 2022
9:25:02pm

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Turn and Cough

Previous username: Dishonor Code
Bio page: Turn and Cough
Joined: Jan 25, 2006
Last login: Jun 16, 2024
Total posts: 4,164 (73 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

What’s the worst injury you’ve had and why was it the worst?

Forest Green

8/12/22 9:09pm

Torn rotator cuffs in both shoulders

IBleedBlue

8/12/22 9:12pm

Same, but just one arm. Really hard to dentist with that injury.

SuperTank

8/12/22 9:37pm

Broken collar bone. Sleeping was hard for a while

provoprodigy

8/12/22 9:14pm

Posterior shoulder dislocation (aka opposite of a typical dislocation)

ponys

8/12/22 9:17pm

Subdural hematoma that put me in a coma for several weeks.

TheBlueCougar

8/12/22 9:20pm

Wow, how did you get injured?

I'mBatman

8/12/22 9:24pm

A foolish longboarding injury. Wiped out (head first) at about 30mph.

TheBlueCougar

8/12/22 9:28pm

I also had a long boarding accident, broke both arms going about 30 mph straight

doubled1981

8/12/22 9:40pm

What is tasting like without being able to smell? I hear the brain works off of

ColonelMustard

8/13/22 12:00pm

Grade 4 shoulder separation

chidote1

8/12/22 9:22pm

Broke both my feet in bootcamp. Spent 3 weeks in a wheelchair and was out of

CougarAndMerlin

8/12/22 9:22pm

Lawnmower chucked a rock into my junk. Yeah, board name, I know.

Turn and Cough

8/12/22 9:25pm

Torn rotator cuff (longest lasting), broken pelvis, sliced my leg to the bone

Benfica1

8/12/22 9:25pm

Joined CB and as a result had to have my brain removed

runitup590

8/12/22 9:26pm

Partially torn Achilles. Took forever to heal.

DizzyBanshee

8/12/22 9:26pm

Tibial plateau fracture

Sugarhood

8/12/22 9:28pm

Cut tendon and nerve damage in finger

whoneedscorners?

8/12/22 9:29pm

Hey, I cut the artery in my hand and nerve endings to my middle finger.

Benfica1

8/12/22 9:33pm

Exact same thing with me

whoneedscorners?

8/12/22 9:52pm

Severed Patella. Months in a thigh to ankle immobilizing brace

Utefaninenemyland

8/12/22 9:29pm

Compound fracture of my right forearm in a football game

coug10278

8/12/22 9:29pm

Turned into a newt

panacablue

8/12/22 9:30pm

Sophomore year twisted my ankle playing basketball. Ripped. Tore. Shredded everything in it.

crimedog

8/12/22 9:31pm

Probably ruptured bicep tendon. Longest recovery at least and surgery. All 4 of broken limbs were more painful though

Jimo Dashen

8/12/22 9:32pm

Broke my Fibula just above the ankle in Nutty Putty. Had to climb out with it. Sucked.

sethj250

8/12/22 9:34pm

Not really an injury, but my testicle torsion was hell.

Backcountry

8/12/22 9:36pm

Knew a kid growing up that wrecked his BMX bike and his nuts landed directly on

rivercitycoug

8/12/22 9:40pm

RE: Knew a kid growing up that wrecked his BMX bike and his nuts landed directly on

IAmSpartyCoug

8/12/22 9:57pm

Or twisticle as it is also known as

crimedog

8/12/22 9:41pm

It’s the worst thing ever. I was 13. Worst. Injury. Ever.

COUGZ

8/12/22 9:51pm

Skull fractures. Face planted on the pavement riding my road bike.

delux_247

8/12/22 9:38pm

Brain Tumor

SUAVO

8/12/22 9:40pm

ACL/ meniscus

cougaman

8/12/22 9:40pm

Meniscus tear ... Still remember that needle to drain the swelling

Gunga Galunga

8/12/22 9:44pm

I never had it drained. I had about 15 % of it removed when I had my ACL

cougaman

8/12/22 9:51pm

Cut off 3 fingers with a table saw. Saved two, one didn’t make it. The pain

WDaddy

8/12/22 9:42pm

Shingles in my cornea.

valleus

8/12/22 9:43pm

Geeze

Backcountry

8/12/22 9:44pm

Ouch…. You win

BYU4eVeR

8/12/22 9:58pm

Nasty dislocation broken ankle. 8 screws to put it back together.

Tare

8/12/22 9:44pm

Hurt feelings.

Hinta

8/12/22 9:49pm

Joe Theisman injury. Quite unsettling to look down and see the bottom of your

Catfish

8/12/22 9:53pm

We have a winner. Yikes.

byujdmba

8/12/22 10:07pm

Dislocated knee torn meniscus.

Stucoug83

8/12/22 10:02pm

Kind of a tie: torn meniscus requiring surgery, broken pubic bone

byujdmba

8/12/22 10:06pm

Broken thumb or split chin

Littlerich

8/12/22 10:07pm

Sledding, going fast, racked myself on a fence pole

D.T. Survivor

8/12/22 10:12pm

Divorce, it messed with my head for years.

Count Cougar

8/12/22 10:13pm

I have a really bad paper cut right now the runs the entire length of the pad of my thumb. It's pretty bad.

kccougar

8/12/22 10:34pm

Rotator cuff, slap tear, and bicep tendon all in the same surgery

shakarocks

8/12/22 10:40pm

Injury was ACL. But ailment in general, was Gallstones. I wanted to die no joke

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