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There should be no ROC
Bulldog91
9/13/17 11:47am
Thank you for expressing your concerns. Top men will get on this immediately.
SandYFan
9/13/17 11:48am
I can see this man is wise in the ways of science
OU Cougar
9/13/17 12:15pm
Let's see. Is gender on a spectrum or just male and female?
jrifkin48
9/13/17 1:10pm
RE: Thank you for expressing your concerns. Top men will get on this
SUAVO
9/13/17 12:48pm
Who?
socorny
9/13/17 1:35pm
Top. Men.
StalwartBraveTrue
9/13/17 2:11pm
"We named the dog Indiana."
(Private)
9/13/17 4:31pm
"It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage."
Yllage Vidiot
9/13/17 8:57pm
There ya go
socorny
9/14/17 10:29am
They don't know what they've got there. 😉
StalwartBraveTrue
9/14/17 5:30pm
I'll allow it. I like the first post. Welcome!
HingleMcCringleberry
9/13/17 11:49am
Guess what, Cougars also don't play football. So...
NachoCougar
9/13/17 11:49am
That's what's wrong! We need a new name
OU Cougar
9/13/17 11:51am
I still say we go with Danites. It would strike fear.
NachoCougar
9/13/17 11:52am
That would be awesome. Best name ever.
mcnasty
9/13/17 12:36pm
How about The Penitent? Maybe then will be able to pass again?
mm73
9/13/17 2:50pm
Nicolaitane Band
brejol
9/13/17 3:40pm
Pittsburgh State Gorillas in Kansas
Sale
9/13/17 6:04pm
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BBLUE76
9/13/17 3:47pm
After watching the last two games, I am going to go ahead and agree with you
karlmalone
9/13/17 6:05pm
meh
teambret
9/13/17 11:49am
Dear Mr. Concerned Scientist....
ByuMba90
9/13/17 11:50am
RE: Dear Mr. Concerned Scientist....
Duell
9/13/17 8:00pm
And?
Napoli
9/14/17 12:06pm
I think your wife is on to something.
Hawk Talons
9/13/17 11:50am
RE: I think your wife is on to something.
OU Cougar
9/13/17 11:52am
Strong first post. You should stick around...you'll fit in well.
Random Walk
9/13/17 11:51am
RE: There should be no ROC
westsidecoug
9/13/17 11:51am
This may be my favorite post ever on Cougarboard
Dread Pirate Westley
9/13/17 11:51am
Counterpoint: UGA isn't a real dog name, it's made up
jbcoug
9/13/17 11:51am
Please tell Georgia that it is spelled Dog, not Dawg. No such thing as a Dawg...
billyrust
9/13/17 11:51am
#science
NachoCougar
9/13/17 11:53am
PS I am so glad they went with ROC and not Rock of Salvation or similar
billyrust
9/13/17 12:33pm
Most scientist prefer "Canine" as opposed to dog. Dog is used by the unwashed.
kalifi
9/13/17 5:56pm
That is some solid smack
Skeptical Optimist
9/13/17 11:52am
And from a team we don't even play, no less.
SandYFan
9/13/17 11:54am
Did they welch out on us from a game? We played them once (with Steve Young
ByuMba90
9/13/17 11:58am
No, it is scientifically impossible for a Bulldog to welch.
CougsBeatU
9/13/17 12:05pm
*belch
Dread Pirate Westley
9/13/17 12:35pm
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TheDash
9/14/17 11:31am
Also, I will now call the ROC the GOC because of you.
HingleMcCringleberry
9/13/17 11:53am
RE: There should be no ROC
monkeycowboy
9/13/17 11:53am
Holy crap UGA fans can talk?????? All I ever hear them do is bark at each other
pistol12
9/13/17 11:53am
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BYUtka
9/13/17 11:53am
No
NachoCougar
9/13/17 11:58am
I think many of us know this already. I do appreciate your concern though.
JuicyJam
9/13/17 11:54am
RE: There should be no ROC
phatcougar
9/13/17 11:55am
This is the greatest cougarboard post ever written.
foosman
9/13/17 11:56am
No way. This isn't even close to the GreenRake.
JuicyJam
9/13/17 12:03pm
This was discussed Ad nauseam when the name came down. We fans know this.
GeauxCougs
9/13/17 11:56am
Says the guy whom can't spell "go."
HenderCoug
9/13/17 2:58pm
RE: Says the guy whom can't spell "go."
GeauxCougs
9/13/17 3:30pm
Who cares what they call it so long as they show up, are organized, and are loud?
Turnpike Lane
9/13/17 11:56am
What an unexpected gem this post was.
Memmo
9/13/17 11:56am
Note: There are no actual cougars in the stands. The students can roar, though.
Cougarrr
9/13/17 11:56am
Hate to break it to you..... but Bulldogs are incapable of abiding by rules
indojoe
9/13/17 11:57am
I call BS
CocaColaRecovery
9/13/17 11:57am
But, if he is, she is correct.
BYUHgrad
9/14/17 3:25pm
Fear the Mighty GOC!!
Cougar Insider
9/13/17 11:58am
We could have called them the SOB.. (shout of Brigham)
NachoCougar
9/13/17 12:00pm
Oooh. Crowd of Cougars would be a great name for the player mom section.
Belboz
9/13/17 2:01pm
I hate SEC fans
RaggaeCoug
9/13/17 11:59am
Post of the Day just for the level of concern shown!
zonacougar
9/13/17 12:01pm
I say that all the time, Professor Scienceman - no one listens to me
Coop
9/13/17 12:02pm
What does the bulldog sound like? How do get a crowd going with a drooling sound
Lance71
9/13/17 12:02pm
Fart.
HenderCoug
9/13/17 2:59pm
RE: There should be no ROC
smokymountainrain
9/13/17 12:03pm
And it's just a lame attempt to copy the MUSS
CrimsonCardinal
9/13/17 12:04pm
Utah invented naming a student section? (filing that next to cold fusion)
NachoCougar
9/13/17 12:05pm
Probably.
JuicyJam
9/13/17 12:06pm
RE: And it's just a lame attempt to copy the MUSS
smokymountainrain
9/13/17 12:20pm
Call "the U" and ask their feelings on copycats.
StalwartBraveTrue
9/13/17 2:14pm
You do know that 'Muss' is in your (stolen) fight song and existed well before
SPgoofyft
9/13/17 5:26pm
SMH. You've just made a post that reinforces one of the many stereotypes
RebelScum
9/13/17 9:17pm
Yeah, well at least we don't drink out of the toilet!
foofcoug
9/13/17 12:04pm
Oh, so you're a Seinfeld fan too
Belboz
9/13/17 12:04pm
RE: There should be no ROC
Icecat
9/13/17 12:04pm
Ok, now can you enlighten us regarding the vocal abilities of Stanford's tree?
CougarThug
9/13/17 12:06pm
[sound of leaves waving in the wind]
boscatar
9/13/17 12:20pm
Or [the sound of silence....]
boscatar
9/13/17 12:21pm
Also, just listen to those Buckeyes....drop?
boscatar
9/13/17 12:21pm
If someone can "roar with laughter" and Helen Reddy can sing "I am woman, hear
NewMexiCoug
9/13/17 12:08pm
Now I understand why he doesn't laugh and hates Helen Reddy.
RebelScum
9/13/17 9:02pm
yellow jackets don't actually wear jackets, and bulldogs are a bad form of evolution. nobody cares if a cougar roars or
macaroni
9/13/17 12:10pm
My response
Hector
9/13/17 12:12pm
Awe great...now we don't even have a roar
Borg
9/13/17 12:15pm
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Abe Froman
9/13/17 12:18pm
Troll level Expert. Also, as an aspiring mod I ban you 2 hrs for wrong category
(Private)
9/13/17 12:19pm
You think *you're* embarrassed?! I have to rethink my whole life now.
Wedgetail
9/13/17 12:20pm
Well played. Did you know that Bulls are not Dogs? They are actually a male
frontrowcougar
9/13/17 12:22pm
I'd take this seriously except...........................
LCcoug
9/13/17 12:25pm
Interesting, but I think I'll roll my eyes and leave the room too...
Florwood
9/13/17 12:27pm
It should now and always forever be named "The Zoo" Embrace our peculiarity and own it!
Bonoman
9/13/17 12:29pm
Already have the "Zona Zoo"
foofcoug
9/13/17 12:32pm
It was a missed opportunity to not call in Zoobs
Hedonic Threadmill
9/13/17 12:52pm
Just want to see The Zoo wearing royal blue Zoobs shirts
Bonoman
9/13/17 4:27pm
100%. This. Should have been the "Zoo" with the "Zoobies"
dccoug
9/13/17 6:53pm
The UGA student section should be called the BOB >> The Bark of Bulldogs
sumba20
9/13/17 12:31pm
The bulldog Super Quiet Until Athletes Thrive
foofcoug
9/13/17 12:38pm
You should see our neighbors up north called the "MUSS"
Bucko
9/13/17 12:38pm
Merriam Webster is pretty accurate then, with definition of "muss"?
ByuMba90
9/13/17 12:52pm
RE: Merriam Webster is pretty accurate then, with definition of "muss"?
VetteZR1Guy
9/13/17 4:07pm
Oh yeah? Without looking, recite the words to your entire fight song OR
ByuMba90
9/13/17 6:22pm
Post of the year
shakarocks
9/13/17 12:39pm
I'm sure you have spent hours contemplating the L'ville cardinal's teeth.
Tygger
9/13/17 12:39pm
yawn . . .
Michicoug
9/13/17 12:45pm
Haha! Your wife is right!!
truecougster
9/13/17 12:45pm
You don't say? Well, I heard a mountain (really it was in a meadow) lion (really
mantis mutu
9/13/17 12:45pm
My faith is now restored.
bluegato
9/13/17 12:53pm
There's also no such thing as a Mighty Utah Student
Hedonic Threadmill
9/13/17 12:50pm
MUSS...MUSS... He certainly like to yell...at us!
Dread Pirate Westley
9/13/17 12:52pm
Who calls cougars panthers?
22jrob22
9/13/17 1:01pm
Pitt
foofcoug
9/13/17 1:06pm
It used to be very common in the South
Coop
9/13/17 1:08pm
...so were confederate battle flags.
ByuMba90
9/13/17 1:24pm
RE: ...so were confederate battle flags.
Coop
9/13/17 1:25pm
Puma = Mountain Lion = Cougar = Catamount = Panther
Dissenter
9/13/17 2:32pm
Actually you are mistaken. I have spent a fair amount of time in the western
Northern Blue
9/13/17 1:17pm
When the name was selected a few years ago, there was a voting process...
seacougar
9/13/17 1:20pm
Hope you feel better... Why not look at all the schools mascots etc.
Count Cougar
9/13/17 1:27pm
I...LOVE this post.
BlueTooth
9/13/17 1:39pm
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lightmann
9/13/17 9:58pm
Ummm don't we always hear the "roar of a crowd" when something exciting happens
cougERdoc
9/13/17 1:45pm
That may be what you think you hear, but you're wrong. It's more like a holler.
Belboz
9/13/17 2:00pm
AMEN - I've been on this ever since they came up with that stupid name
ArchbishopMitty
9/13/17 1:47pm
Wow...the truth hurts...
Let's Go Bucs
9/13/17 1:56pm
Funniest post of the week. Thanks, we all needed a laugh. 😁
StalwartBraveTrue
9/13/17 2:13pm
My money says you're only a Yewt in disguise.
BleedCougarBlue2
9/13/17 2:28pm
I would guess USU...not Utah...
Lance71
9/13/17 3:03pm
No way this is a real human being. This can only be a
chazen
9/13/17 2:31pm
Who cares? It's football, not science.
Kerbouchard
9/13/17 2:37pm
100% agree. Which is why the student section should go by the name proposed when I was a student a decade ago:
Gentleman Stan
9/13/17 2:46pm
You think ROC is contrived but the ABYSS is not?
Tricky
9/13/17 3:36pm
ABYSS is *awful*. It would work for a cool team who wears black, but BYU? lol no
Dissenter
9/13/17 4:18pm
This so called "scientist" probably believes in global warming too!
GangstaLean
9/13/17 2:53pm
And did you go to the FSU board to hatchet them about their chop?
ol' Blue Eyes
9/13/17 3:05pm
Haha troll...
Elvis
9/13/17 3:10pm
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nut-e-professor
9/13/17 3:27pm
They Y student body should be named the MUSS
Oldcougfan
9/13/17 3:30pm
At least those who can't spell "the"
Garn
9/13/17 3:37pm
RE: There should be no ROC
jkccoug
9/13/17 3:41pm
RE: There should be no ROC
SouthernCougar
9/13/17 3:43pm
Can Ligers Roar? I'm asking for a friend.
ochobeeguy
9/13/17 3:55pm
Cool bro
BBLUE76
9/13/17 4:03pm
I just listened to the sound of a real cougar. It actually sounds like bleating.
TailgateU
9/13/17 4:06pm
Cougars can't roar-- but students can! So there! 😖
PJMort
9/13/17 4:17pm
LOL. What a stupid post...
Mr Blue
9/13/17 4:30pm
SEC guys. Ugh.
Ham
9/13/17 4:31pm
I love your video explaining this
mosterlow
9/13/17 4:36pm
Min 1:26 sounds like the roar people are talking about
mosterlow
9/13/17 4:41pm
I enjoyed this post far more than I should have.
vagabonder
9/13/17 4:37pm
In 2015 the UGA Student Government Association voted to call the UGA student section the "Dawg Pound"...
Thibious
9/13/17 4:45pm
Mormonism is also a scientific impossibility.
luxetveritas
9/13/17 5:07pm
RE: There should be no ROC
mgdhunter
9/13/17 5:14pm
I know this is just a troll, but just for kicks and giggles, the dictionary:
yahtzee
9/13/17 5:14pm
You must have never net Cosmo...
Bluedarts
9/13/17 5:23pm
As a BYU fan living in Georgia, I always wondered why the Georgia mascot
erodcoug
9/13/17 5:37pm
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Craner64
9/14/17 6:58am
What is Bill Nye not on today?
Blink
9/13/17 5:44pm
Have you informed Bama that crimson tides don't roll but instead bloom?
dex13
9/13/17 6:27pm
And have nothing to do with elephants
Longbow Cougar
9/14/17 6:28am
This nerd has never been in a dark forest...
TheWookie
9/13/17 7:15pm
Not the dreaded mouse attack! Grizzlies are one thing, but that's just evil.
Dread Pirate Westley
9/13/17 7:19pm
They don't study science in the south, so I'm thinking Utah fan troll
byuTX
9/13/17 7:26pm
A scientist who has a lot of time to waste. Please educate us more.
Y4LYFE
9/13/17 8:31pm
I don't favorite posts that often--but this is going in the Sandstone Cougar HOF
Sandstone Cougar
9/13/17 8:56pm
I'm sorry to break this to you, being a biologist and all, with all those smarts
RebelScum
9/13/17 9:06pm
Student section should always have been named the Zoo. Right, Zoobies?
Captain Stubing
9/13/17 9:11pm
Geez.Next you'll tell me a Honey Badger in fact is a weasel & doesn't eat honey.
NSFW
9/13/17 9:47pm
Has anyone explained to you what SGC means?
lightmann
9/13/17 10:00pm
awesome! love it! totally agree.
mindzeYe
9/13/17 11:33pm
Does this mean "Cougar Tails" don't actually have maple icing?
Craner64
9/14/17 6:59am
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!
cheezedawg
9/14/17 10:50am
This is nothing new. Let's clear it up again.
theROC
9/14/17 11:23am
I believe this to be the funniest thread ever on CB, and a World Heritage Thread
TheDash
9/14/17 11:34am
"My wife thinks I am crazy" - Well, don't be so hard on yourself
DazeofBlue
9/14/17 11:54am
Everything is a lie. I give up.
tawillin
9/14/17 6:02pm
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