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Dec 4, 2013
9:39:50pm

BYUblitzkrieg

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BYUblitzkrieg

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What is your nightstand/home defense weapon system?

Fishious

12/4/13 5:50pm

a very, very grumpy wife who would kill anyone who woke her up

BYUCoug11

12/4/13 5:52pm

Sig Sauer 9mm

kotacoug

12/4/13 5:53pm

.380 Ruger on my side --

lightmann

12/4/13 5:54pm

well defended with a .380?

pellegrino

12/4/13 9:59pm

The daily prayers I offer while kneeling next to the nightstand

billyrust

12/4/13 5:55pm

My dog.

Slim

12/4/13 5:57pm

Stainless steel samurai

whirl

12/4/13 5:58pm

Kahr 9mm if I feel threatened. A taser and a baseball bat as backup,

Hank Rearden

12/4/13 5:58pm

And if he gets past my wife..........

Hank Rearden

12/4/13 6:01pm

One XD9 and another LCP. That will probably change when the kids come though.

The Lone Wolf

12/4/13 6:03pm

34/29 aluminum baseball bat and a 14 inch maglite

IGlowInTheDark

12/4/13 6:04pm

+1 on the aluminum bat. Glock 22 in closet safe but that's not bedside.

Tricky

12/4/13 6:12pm

Kimber 45 ACP....in a

readybreak

12/4/13 6:05pm

We have a private security company patrolling our circle

BlueFrog

12/4/13 6:07pm

Do they patrol on a Segway?

RalphWiggam

12/5/13 4:22pm

Escalades

BlueFrog

12/5/13 4:41pm

A 5 iron - not too effective at distance but up close it can do some damage

IBleedBlue

12/4/13 6:07pm

I have a Conan style broad sword...a gift from my uncle after my mission

WhiteKnight

12/4/13 6:08pm

XD9 with rail light/laser and huge maglite is current 1st choice

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:09pm

H&K USP 9mm

SanDiegoCoug

12/4/13 6:10pm

Glock 26 w/ defense rounds

kccougar

12/4/13 6:11pm

Grenade and a scorching case of herpes

WDaddy

12/4/13 6:12pm

RE: Grenade and a scorching case of herpes

Icecat

12/4/13 7:11pm

Nothing but I don't go around in living in fear about remote risks in my life so

Baron

12/4/13 6:13pm

Which worked well for me until the remote risk happened.

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:15pm

Please explain how your life was ruined because you did not have a gun

Baron

12/4/13 6:17pm

It wasn't, but only due to the good graces of three felons.

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:18pm

Wow so you are saying that with one gun you would have succesfully fended

Baron

12/4/13 6:21pm

I'm saying my odds are a lot better than trying to pillow fight them

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:22pm

How could you possibly conclude that without any details whatsoever?

kccougar

12/4/13 6:23pm

It's like a crusade with the anti gunners

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:28pm

A gun isn't necessary.

Baron

12/4/13 6:35pm

Again, I was once that naive. Good for you and I hope you

vegas cougar

12/4/13 6:38pm

How could you possibly know that?

kccougar

12/4/13 6:57pm

Fire extinguishers are unnecessary too. People who own fire extinguishers

Icecat

12/4/13 6:59pm

A large box of baking soda ought to be sufficient for everyone.

kccougar

12/4/13 7:02pm

Do you understand what necessary means?

Baron

12/4/13 8:41pm

Not necessary, but several of those items are certainly advisable

kccougar

12/4/13 9:58pm

Strong response.

Icecat

12/4/13 10:46pm

Continuing that logic...

RalphWiggam

12/5/13 4:21pm

Anyone who thinks owning a home is a necessity is a right-wing prepper whack-job

Icecat

12/5/13 7:46pm

Neville Chamberlain, is that you?

HoustonCougar

12/4/13 6:28pm

True, an armed citizen can never safely defend himself from multiple criminals

Icecat

12/4/13 6:31pm

I could.

BE-WHY-YOU

12/4/13 6:31pm

RE: Wow so you are saying that with one gun you would have succesfully fended

Fishious

12/4/13 7:50pm

BM Amanda Collins

Icecat

12/4/13 6:25pm

lol @ fear... As I said above... I have a 9mm next to my bed. There is no fear

SanDiegoCoug

12/4/13 6:15pm

I understand that. My kids like to sleep with lights on. Whatever makes you

Baron

12/4/13 6:19pm

I prefer to call it peace of mind.Consider it emergency preparedness if you will

kccougar

12/4/13 6:21pm

I'd rather have a gun and not need it than need it and not have it

BYUCoug11

12/4/13 6:22pm

Pepper spray.

CocaColaRecovery

12/4/13 6:19pm

baseball bat

swimbro

12/4/13 6:20pm

H&K P2000 9mm with Federal Hydra-Shok JHP rounds.

Born2Fish

12/4/13 6:21pm

battle axe

DapperDan

12/4/13 6:24pm

nothing.

Alkili

12/4/13 6:25pm

Glock 26 9 mm

BYUs

12/4/13 6:43pm

Magnum XL

RyneK

12/4/13 6:50pm

You'll shoot your eye out

binghammer

12/4/13 9:11pm

My terrifying growl. And morning breath, if they break in after 3:00.

squidmark

12/4/13 6:52pm

Handcuffs.

byubyu

12/4/13 6:53pm

Can of ...

GA_Coug

12/4/13 7:27pm

Assortment of Glocks

binghammer

12/4/13 7:41pm

Sig .40 and flashlight........both work.

Blueroyal

12/4/13 7:46pm

XD 40.

rockhound

12/4/13 9:01pm

Really snarky, sarcastic comments.

BYUblitzkrieg

12/4/13 9:39pm

XDM40 and 2 boxers who will alert me before they breach the security doors

mosterlow

12/4/13 10:15pm

Vivint

Solomon Levi

12/5/13 7:18am

Stag Arms 2T. Why bother with the Glock?

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