Clearly I live in your head rent free (and we'll talk about revisionist history here shortly).

You are right, I did join the board because some of your fine posters here were questioning the morals of my niece and her friend (along with the judgement of President Uchtdorf) for wearing too short of shorts by their estimation. Yes it was offensive and continues to be. Ironically this 17yo young woman of ill-repute is now one of your own.

At the time, I was going by the moniker of Soft Jazz Coug (ie the opposite of Rocker Ute) on Utefans as a running joke there, hence the same name here. After I used this same account to encourage people to donate. And I am happy to talk to Millie's dad about any of this, we are good friends.

You however can't even be honest about Chase Hansen and the circumstances around what was going on there and admit that you were terrible, woefully horribly wrong. The big question is does your employer know of your conduct here and other message boards?