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Oct 12, 2015
5:07:16pm

Slim

He might have to swallow a fridge to get the magnet.

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Slim

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I accidentally swallowed a twist tie. Am I going to die? (Serious)

macdizzle

10/12/15 5:00pm

yes

Deleted

10/12/15 5:00pm

How does this even happen?

Slim

10/12/15 5:01pm

"Well, you see, it was sitting at the back of my throat, and suddenly I got

benny1982

10/12/15 5:02pm

Seriously. I can't even imagine a reasonable scenario where this would occur.

10/12/15 6:03pm

I was preparing to tie a bag of candy and was holding the tie between my lips

macdizzle

10/12/15 6:12pm

Haha happens to the best of us.

10/12/15 6:43pm

"I just fell on it"

10/12/15 6:23pm

"I was standing on the corner minding my own business when these two dudes..."

Slim

10/12/15 6:29pm

"Some guy" is the biggest thug in our town. always hangin around "someplace"

10/12/15 6:41pm

My FIL is an ER doc and he had this excuse pulled on him during his shift.

Alister Mackenzie

10/12/15 8:25pm

It was a million to one shot Doc. Million to one.

PING Man

10/12/15 8:43pm

That should be an interesting deuce.

PharmD

10/12/15 5:01pm

Was it as good as you had hoped?

Jericho

10/12/15 5:02pm

Depends which end it comes out, but most likely yes.

10/12/15 5:02pm

Metal thread in it?

Louis Litt

10/12/15 5:02pm

When is the garbage picked up?

TNT

10/12/15 5:02pm

No but your poop will come out like this

CBaass

10/12/15 5:02pm

Yes. But I wouldn't worry about the twist tie.

SuperTank

10/12/15 5:04pm

paper or plastic?

lightmann

10/12/15 5:04pm

It's why I keep a magnet in my stomach for times like this.

Zach Morris

10/12/15 5:05pm

I don't know why macdizzle swallowed the twist tie...perhaps he'll die.

benny1982

10/12/15 5:05pm

He might have to swallow a fridge to get the magnet.

Slim

10/12/15 5:07pm

And then a repo man to get the fridge.

benny1982

10/12/15 5:08pm

Now I know why those little packets of silica gel are labeled "do not eat".

Dread Pirate Westley

10/12/15 5:10pm

Don't get you colon in a knot.

ByuMba90

10/12/15 5:15pm

There are better ways to get your iron.

IndependentGeorge

10/12/15 5:16pm

Never hurts to call the doc.

Alister Mackenzie

10/12/15 5:17pm

hahaha I love Cougarboard

-C9-

10/12/15 5:27pm

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