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Oct 12, 2015
5:10
:06
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Dread Pirate Westley
Now I know why those little packets of silica gel are labeled "do not eat".
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I accidentally swallowed a twist tie. Am I going to die? (Serious)
macdizzle
10/12/15 5:00pm
yes
Deleted
10/12/15 5:00pm
How does this even happen?
Slim
10/12/15 5:01pm
"Well, you see, it was sitting at the back of my throat, and suddenly I got
benny1982
10/12/15 5:02pm
Seriously. I can't even imagine a reasonable scenario where this would occur.
Virginia Ute
10/12/15 6:03pm
I was preparing to tie a bag of candy and was holding the tie between my lips
macdizzle
10/12/15 6:12pm
Haha happens to the best of us.
Virginia Ute
10/12/15 6:43pm
"I just fell on it"
IGlowInTheDark
10/12/15 6:23pm
"I was standing on the corner minding my own business when these two dudes..."
Slim
10/12/15 6:29pm
"Some guy" is the biggest thug in our town. always hangin around "someplace"
IGlowInTheDark
10/12/15 6:41pm
My FIL is an ER doc and he had this excuse pulled on him during his shift.
Alister Mackenzie
10/12/15 8:25pm
It was a million to one shot Doc. Million to one.
PING Man
10/12/15 8:43pm
That should be an interesting deuce.
PharmD
10/12/15 5:01pm
Was it as good as you had hoped?
Jericho
10/12/15 5:02pm
Depends which end it comes out, but most likely yes.
Thunder Buddy
10/12/15 5:02pm
Metal thread in it?
Louis Litt
10/12/15 5:02pm
When is the garbage picked up?
TNT
10/12/15 5:02pm
No but your poop will come out like this
CBaass
10/12/15 5:02pm
Yes. But I wouldn't worry about the twist tie.
SuperTank
10/12/15 5:04pm
paper or plastic?
lightmann
10/12/15 5:04pm
It's why I keep a magnet in my stomach for times like this.
Zach Morris
10/12/15 5:05pm
I don't know why macdizzle swallowed the twist tie...perhaps he'll die.
benny1982
10/12/15 5:05pm
He might have to swallow a fridge to get the magnet.
Slim
10/12/15 5:07pm
And then a repo man to get the fridge.
benny1982
10/12/15 5:08pm
Now I know why those little packets of silica gel are labeled "do not eat".
Dread Pirate Westley
10/12/15 5:10pm
Don't get you colon in a knot.
ByuMba90
10/12/15 5:15pm
There are better ways to get your iron.
IndependentGeorge
10/12/15 5:16pm
Never hurts to call the doc.
Alister Mackenzie
10/12/15 5:17pm
hahaha I love Cougarboard
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10/12/15 5:27pm
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