As I have stated. The fact that not getting DUIs is on our "core value" board and then having a player visit that was just kicked off his team for a DUI is the Ironic and funny part about having that rule. So I am saying essentially the same thing as you, not sure where youre getting confused at.
And yes, the mere fact that we have to post that as one of our rules is also somewhat comical to begin with(although we havent had many DUIs over the years).