It's in my will: if there's a viewing for my funeral, they have to string me up like a marionette for one final dance.

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Jan 11, 2018
9:55:07pm

scootsy First name: Tom; Last: Foolery

It's in my will: if there's a viewing for my funeral, they have to string me up like a marionette for one final dance.

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scootsy

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Help me--am I the only one who find viewings morbid? Ok, a wife or child who

Incentivize

1/11/18 9:46pm

I'm with you on this one.

mudpupper

1/11/18 9:47pm

I don’t like them either. I’d rather my viewing be a lighthearted meet and greet

billyrust

1/11/18 9:50pm

I'm with you. I don't understand why people would go out of their way to attend a viewing for a non-family member/friend

byuluvr

1/11/18 9:51pm

It's both, a custom that does something for some people

SUAVO

1/11/18 9:51pm

It's in my will: if there's a viewing for my funeral, they have to string me up like a marionette for one final dance.

scootsy

1/11/18 9:55pm

I told my brother who is great at building things to spring load my casket.

byuluvr

1/11/18 9:56pm

I wouldn't worry about it being a cry fest. 😉

squidmark

1/11/18 11:18pm

RE: It's in my will: if there's a viewing for my funeral, they have to string me

billyrust

1/11/18 9:58pm

It's getting worse...

TANK

1/11/18 9:56pm

It doesn't get worse than this... (If you're easily offended, do not click link)

scootsy

1/11/18 9:59pm

Yeah, it's kinda morbid. But it gives people closure at the same time.

eddog

1/11/18 9:57pm

Our funeral customs in general are weird.

godawgs

1/11/18 10:00pm

I'm totally ok with cremation. I think I'd prefer that over a traditional burial

eddog

1/11/18 10:02pm

Church policy states

godawgs

1/11/18 10:10pm

We need to do viewings Puerto Rico style

SJS

1/11/18 10:00pm

Agreed. Don't like them at all, never have. It's not like the person looks

Kerbouchard

1/11/18 10:03pm

Boardmail the ancient Egyptians death/burial customs.

CB4

1/11/18 10:14pm

It’s for the surviving family members to say goodbye

Sumguy

1/11/18 10:14pm

Heard at every viewing: "Doesn't he/she look good?" And I'm

Monomachos

1/11/18 10:41pm

Funerals/viewings/burials aren't meant to be practical. A lot of things aren't

SUAVO

1/11/18 10:45pm

I'm not talking about practical. I'm talking about absurd.

Monomachos

1/11/18 10:54pm

Right? No they don’t look good. They look dead!!!

ByuImaginesDragons

1/12/18 1:21am

Watch the ending of "Three Faces of Eve" and get back to me.

1/11/18 10:46pm

I'd like to be propped up and waving

macdizzle

1/11/18 10:53pm

RE: I'd like to be propped up and waving

Lolo

1/12/18 2:12am

Will have a viewing for my aged father on Monday night. Great experience for our

rockhound

1/11/18 11:17pm

I’m not looking forward to dressing my quite old father and combing his hair.

Osteotome

1/11/18 11:57pm

I can respect that but I just couldn't do it, and yes, I've had a parent pass on

Cougarfan777

1/12/18 12:40am

My son passed away last year

1/12/18 11:19pm

Viking funeral, all the way for me. If I ever buy a place with a lake, that's

marticorp

1/13/18 9:54am

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