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Feb 13, 2018
10:28:32am

SandYFan All-American

Yeah I know. But because people can't be counted on to play nicely, and

the zipper merge requires everyone to buy in, you end up with one dude trying to zipper merge when everyone else merged a while ago. It's a bad look, and it starts road rage incidents.

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SandYFan

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Author

Time

Mr. Merge-too-early-on-the-zipper got his comeuppance today.

supertux

2/13/18 10:08am

i didn't think this was a story about traffic from the short description

2/13/18 10:14am

This post just restored my faith in humanity. Had I been there, I would have

Hambone

2/13/18 10:15am

Those double lane blocking guys are the WORST of the early mergers. At least the

fulano

2/13/18 10:19am

Waiting to the last second is bad news. I know you disagree.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:22am

How is "waiting till the last second" bad news? It's how it's supposed to work. Fill both lanes until the merge point,

jaromp

2/13/18 10:26am

Yeah I know. But because people can't be counted on to play nicely, and

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:28am

Zipper workers every time for me, when I get to the merge point put your nose in

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:37am

Just be prepared to one day be the straw that breaks the camel's back for

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:38am

Yep. In Orlando, that is the only way to merge. No one is going to let you in.

supertux

2/13/18 10:40am

The Utah way is to merge as soon as humanly possible and leave one lane

2/13/18 10:29am

And thereby enrage everyone else. Good work.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:30am

If they weren't idiots they would follow the way its suppose to work

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:32am

Well, they are. Sorry for the reality.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:33am

I think there are 2 groups that cause the early merge:

2/13/18 10:42am

Their rage is their own creation.

2/13/18 10:34am

And it's real.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:36am

And it's spectacular.

supertux

2/13/18 10:40am

"Merge rudely. It's actually faster and safer."

Ulysses14

2/13/18 10:27am

No I get it, but you need everyone to buy in for zipper to work. They don't.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:29am

It's not the 'late' merger. It's the right merger.

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:33am

Nothing worse than the early merger line stradler

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:30am

I went to traffic school for a speeding ticket a few years back and the cop

2/13/18 10:37am

Just be careful. Some wacko might pull out his Glock these days!

rockhound

2/13/18 10:45am

I've seen it happen!

2/13/18 10:56am

But it's okay because solo zipper mergers are in the right.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:57am

There was nothing solo about it. Everyone was zipper merging properly until

supertux

2/13/18 11:06am

Don't let terrorists dictate your rights. Be a man, set an example and zipper.

Skipshot

2/13/18 3:49pm

would you rather be wrong with everyone else, or right and standing alone?

jaromp

2/13/18 3:57pm

So you are in the left lane trying to get further ahead knowing full well

TheLoneCougar

2/13/18 11:15am

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