The Utah way is to merge as soon as humanly possible and leave one lane

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Feb 13, 2018
10:29:46am

frontrowcougar All-American

totally empty for 2+ miles. I love this method,

because it allows me to completely bypass all the traffic.

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frontrowcougar

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Mr. Merge-too-early-on-the-zipper got his comeuppance today.

supertux

2/13/18 10:08am

i didn't think this was a story about traffic from the short description

Probable Sacko

2/13/18 10:14am

This post just restored my faith in humanity. Had I been there, I would have

Hambone

2/13/18 10:15am

Those double lane blocking guys are the WORST of the early mergers. At least the

fulano

2/13/18 10:19am

Waiting to the last second is bad news. I know you disagree.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:22am

How is "waiting till the last second" bad news? It's how it's supposed to work. Fill both lanes until the merge point,

jaromp

2/13/18 10:26am

Yeah I know. But because people can't be counted on to play nicely, and

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:28am

Zipper workers every time for me, when I get to the merge point put your nose in

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:37am

Just be prepared to one day be the straw that breaks the camel's back for

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:38am

Yep. In Orlando, that is the only way to merge. No one is going to let you in.

supertux

2/13/18 10:40am

The Utah way is to merge as soon as humanly possible and leave one lane

frontrowcougar

2/13/18 10:29am

And thereby enrage everyone else. Good work.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:30am

If they weren't idiots they would follow the way its suppose to work

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:32am

Well, they are. Sorry for the reality.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:33am

I think there are 2 groups that cause the early merge:

frontrowcougar

2/13/18 10:42am

Their rage is their own creation.

frontrowcougar

2/13/18 10:34am

And it's real.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:36am

And it's spectacular.

supertux

2/13/18 10:40am

"Merge rudely. It's actually faster and safer."

Ulysses14

2/13/18 10:27am

No I get it, but you need everyone to buy in for zipper to work. They don't.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:29am

It's not the 'late' merger. It's the right merger.

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:33am

Nothing worse than the early merger line stradler

kotacoug

2/13/18 10:30am

I went to traffic school for a speeding ticket a few years back and the cop

westsidecoug

2/13/18 10:37am

Just be careful. Some wacko might pull out his Glock these days!

rockhound

2/13/18 10:45am

I've seen it happen!

frontrowcougar

2/13/18 10:56am

But it's okay because solo zipper mergers are in the right.

SandYFan

2/13/18 10:57am

There was nothing solo about it. Everyone was zipper merging properly until

supertux

2/13/18 11:06am

Don't let terrorists dictate your rights. Be a man, set an example and zipper.

Skipshot

2/13/18 3:49pm

would you rather be wrong with everyone else, or right and standing alone?

jaromp

2/13/18 3:57pm

So you are in the left lane trying to get further ahead knowing full well

TheLoneCougar

2/13/18 11:15am

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