Jokes about tragedies are never too soon.

The new chicken sandwich at Burger King is better than Chick-Fil-A

Sir_Ten

4/19/18 6:23pm

RE: The new chicken sandwich at Burger King is better than Chick-Fil-A

TriggerWarning

4/19/18 7:40pm

The Three Amigos pretty much sucks.

jdub

4/19/18 6:23pm

And I can't stand Dumb and Dumber

jdub

4/19/18 6:24pm

RE: And I can't stand Dumb and Dumber

darkcoug

4/19/18 6:33pm

RE: And I can't stand Dumb and Dumber

Icecat

4/20/18 8:43pm

RE: The Three Amigos pretty much sucks.

Cougarrr

4/19/18 6:25pm

Little balls....

Santos L. Halper

4/19/18 6:30pm

We should invade Mexico and turn it into 10 more states.

Ssebo

4/19/18 6:25pm

Wow! Okay, maybe less states. People are sensitive.

Ssebo

4/19/18 6:30pm

*fewer

Monomachos

4/19/18 6:49pm

Football is one of the worst sports.

fbguru

4/19/18 6:25pm

I always knew your boardname meant Facebook guru!

James Halpert

4/19/18 6:26pm

Futbol. I hate Facebook more than I hate coppers.

fbguru

4/19/18 6:29pm

as in police? You hate those who risk their lives to protect and serve you?

Adrielle

4/20/18 8:32am

I genuinely enjoy watching Lavar Ball talk. It's entertaining and hilarious.

pistol12

4/19/18 6:25pm

Most Utes are good people

James Halpert

4/19/18 6:25pm

depends on what you mean by most. I def agree that the majority are. But I'd say at least a good 10% are anti-mormon

ColonelMustard

4/19/18 6:28pm

RE: Most Utes are good people

gooyach

4/19/18 7:10pm

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Cougazul

4/19/18 6:25pm

Rudy and Remember the Titans are not good sports movies.

Thrill

4/19/18 6:25pm

Wow....so....what is???

pistol12

4/19/18 6:26pm

Baseball movies

fbguru

4/19/18 6:27pm

Hoosiers, Rocky, Miracle, The Natural, All the Right Moves is a good

Thrill

4/19/18 6:34pm

Or another bad scene like this

Thrill

4/19/18 6:37pm

Bad News Bears, Victory, Slap Shot.

Thrill

4/19/18 6:49pm

Rocky is terrible.

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 7:14pm

Slapshot, Sandlot, The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings...

icecougar

4/19/18 6:47pm

Remember the Titans is crap, I don't like that movie at all. It's a compilation

wabluecoug

4/19/18 6:38pm

Same thing with McFarland USA.

Thrill

4/19/18 6:47pm

Totally agree on Remember the Titans. But I am a hack

Adrielle

4/20/18 8:30am

Karl Malone: greatest PF of all time.

Probable Sacko

4/19/18 6:25pm

He actually is

Mr. Belding

4/19/18 6:41pm

He certainly scored more points than any other PF so even if one were to disagree you could still make a solid argument.

sgriff

4/19/18 7:20pm

Sorry. I can't give you a thumbs down for this one

BYUBandfan

4/19/18 7:27pm

Steak is trash. It doesn't matter how you cook it.

byuluvr

4/19/18 6:26pm

You sir, have crossed the line.

Santos L. Halper

4/19/18 6:31pm

This is probably going to win

Sir_Ten

4/19/18 6:33pm

*Cheap* steak is trash and it doesn’t matter how you cook it.

Nathanael Greene

4/19/18 6:37pm

Nope. All steak.

byuluvr

4/19/18 6:41pm

This may be one of the most absurd posts ever.

Thrill

4/19/18 6:45pm

I could have made it worse by saying I HATE all beef products. Beef is the stinky armpit of meats.

byuluvr

4/19/18 6:46pm

sorry, it would only let me thumbs down once...

icecougar

4/19/18 7:00pm

Even hamburgers and hotdogs and tacos? Everybody likes those.

sgriff

4/19/18 7:59pm

Yes. I like hotdogs but not the beef ones. Hamburgers and tacos are just as "good" as steak IMO

byuluvr

4/19/18 8:03pm

You don’t like hamburgers or all beef hotdogs? Commie.

sgriff

4/19/18 8:09pm

I can't deny this.

byuluvr

4/19/18 8:31pm

Your opinions get worse and worse.

kccougar

4/20/18 8:58pm

Steak is only good cooked well done and topped with lots of ketchup

icecougar

4/19/18 6:48pm

So...cook all of the flavor out of the meat by burning it, and then add in ketchup...

Adrielle

4/20/18 8:38am

Is this a true opinion or are you just trying to win the game?

JuicyJam

4/19/18 7:10pm

If you check my past posts on food you'd know it was my true opinion.

byuluvr

4/19/18 7:18pm

RE: Steak is trash. It doesn't matter how you cook it.

gooyach

4/19/18 7:12pm

RE: Steak is trash. It doesn't matter how you cook it.

sgriff

4/19/18 7:23pm

RE: Steak is trash. It doesn't matter how you cook it.

bag

4/19/18 7:25pm

It would be worse if you said Steak is best well done. Ick...

Probable Sacko

4/20/18 12:01am

^^has NEVER had a real steak^^

VACOUGFAN

4/20/18 5:04am

I hate Sci Fi movies like Star Wars!

tander123

4/19/18 6:27pm

The last Jedi is actually the only Star Wars movie I enjoyed

MikeDitka'sStache

4/19/18 7:13pm

Superkid dupe?

TNT

4/20/18 7:11pm

I'm smart.

SoCalCoug

4/19/18 6:28pm

I’m glad foof deactivated. Terrible mod and worse person.

Hambone

4/19/18 6:28pm

Agreed. Very arbitrary and capricious suspensions from him

Santos L. Halper

4/19/18 6:31pm

Artwork made up for his character flaws though

David Lo Pan

4/19/18 6:37pm

Big Bang Theory is hilarious and Seinfeld sucks.

The Board Genius

4/19/18 6:29pm

This is just asinine. I’m judging you so hard right now.

DanSmith

4/19/18 6:53pm

RE: This is just asinine. I’m judging you so hard right now.

The Board Genius

4/19/18 6:54pm

You at least like parks and rec then right?

DanSmith

4/19/18 6:57pm

Never seen it.

The Board Genius

4/19/18 6:59pm

RE: Big Bang Theory is hilarious and Seinfeld sucks.

bag

4/19/18 7:26pm

Oh, the office and arrested development were both dumb as well.

The Board Genius

4/19/18 7:28pm

RE: Oh, the office and arrested development were both dumb as well.

sgriff

4/19/18 7:31pm

RE: Oh, the office and arrested development were both dumb as well.

eddog

4/19/18 8:05pm

RE: Oh, the office and arrested development were both dumb as well.

jkccoug

4/19/18 8:23pm

RE: Big Bang Theory is hilarious and Seinfeld sucks.

Lip Gallagher

4/19/18 7:39pm

Troll. No intelligent human being can possibly think this

MaxxPower

4/20/18 12:25am

Who said I was intelligent?

The Board Genius

4/20/18 7:19am

Shut your filthy mouth...

Adrielle

4/20/18 8:38am

THAT'S IT. IGNORE LIST WELCOME YOU SUCK DUMB GUY

TNT

4/20/18 7:12pm

I like cargo shorts.

Disco LaFleur

4/19/18 6:29pm

Golf's not a sport.

ElCapo

4/19/18 6:29pm

We should give Puerto Rico statehood.

Ssebo

4/19/18 6:31pm

Hockey is 10x better than basketball

Martin Van Nostrand

4/19/18 6:31pm

I thought it was supposed to be unpopular opinions.

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:38pm

Martin Van Nostrand

4/19/18 6:43pm

ldssdl

4/19/18 8:18pm

Crocs and Socks look pretty good on me.

Ssebo

4/19/18 6:32pm

All Marvel movies suck.

che flaco

4/19/18 6:32pm

I seriously only like about half of them

mncstr

4/20/18 7:46am

My HCBW is better than your HCBW.

Santos L. Halper

4/19/18 6:32pm

Breaking a major to prove you wrong is not in the books.

Q-grr

4/30/18 6:56pm

Chick Fila is for chicks and the 4th best chicken chain restaurant in Utah

NWCoug

4/19/18 6:35pm

Utah is MASSIVELY over rated. Its pathetic how natives flock back there.

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:36pm

Nah man, hard to beat the outdoors there. I’d move back if I could right now

DanSmith

4/19/18 6:38pm

meh, a few places are nice. but you can't claim to be a beautiful state based on

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:40pm

A handful? The whole north part of the state has beautiful mountains

DanSmith

4/19/18 6:44pm

You just listed a bunch of specific places. That's exactly my point. Most of the

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:51pm

that’s like the whole western US almost though. As you know vegasnative

DanSmith

4/19/18 6:56pm

Love to hear your list of beautiful states.

Lip Gallagher

4/19/18 7:42pm

Probably Nevada because Las Vegas is so beautiful.

Belboz

4/20/18 8:58am

I wonder why so many of my non Mormon co-workers keep flocking there?

dYrtbYkerYder

4/19/18 6:39pm

I've found that the "flocking" to Utah is a myth perpetuated by Utahns. Sure,

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:43pm

If you say so

Turnpike Lane

4/19/18 6:54pm

Did you actually look at the data? It's only number 1 in percentage growth. Not

vegasnative

4/19/18 9:31pm

Yeah! Stupid census bureau.

panguitch

4/20/18 8:02am

Says the guy from Nevada, which looks liked the shaved backside of a spidermonkey

jdub

4/19/18 7:11pm

Never said it didn't. although Virginia City isn't without its charms. If you

vegasnative

4/19/18 9:28pm

this is true

Kerbouchard

4/19/18 8:05pm

Utah's the best and insecure people love to pretend otherwise

MaxxPower

4/20/18 12:27am

LES and utah county with the mountains behind it. Even ESPN gets it.

andrewth

4/20/18 10:45am

Jimmet got a fair shot in the NBA. He just wasn't good enough.

Martin Van Nostrand

4/19/18 6:40pm

He's still good enough to be in NBA, not a starter. For sure 10-day contract guy

Cougarrr

4/19/18 6:44pm

Your takes DO suck. 🙂

jkccoug

4/19/18 7:11pm

Dodgers yuck!!!

cypresstx

4/19/18 6:40pm

Ty Detmer didn't deserve to win the Heisman. Dude threw 28 picks that year!

dYrtbYkerYder

4/19/18 6:40pm

there is no way this is a serious opinion right? 15,000 yards...

ColonelMustard

4/19/18 7:03pm

Timmy Chang had 17,000 yards passing.

dYrtbYkerYder

4/19/18 9:17pm

That isn’t just unpopular, it’s laughable.

Wedgetail

4/19/18 7:41pm

a lot of true statements on here.

Mayor of Cougartown

4/19/18 6:42pm

Ben Simmons deserves SOTY

ChairmanOfTheBoard

4/19/18 6:42pm

Scooby Doo was a genius.

realtall

4/19/18 6:42pm

The ending to La La Land was stupid and ruined the movie.

Traveshamockery

4/19/18 6:43pm

Byu football will never be a better program than Utah again.

Zach Morris

4/19/18 6:45pm

The Southwest pilot is not a hero for landing a plane designed to fly

BYUFBDAD

4/19/18 6:45pm

People who complain about marvel movies are just trying to be different.

vegasnative

4/19/18 6:46pm

I hated the first Thor movie. Saw Captain America movie and didn't care who died

mncstr

4/20/18 7:47am

Soccer seriously sucks. Just the nature of the game- when you have to use your

smokymountainrain

4/19/18 6:46pm

Stop giving thumbs up, jerks! Not how this is supposed to work!!!

smokymountainrain

4/19/18 6:50pm

“Soccer sucks” should be CB’s motto. It’s a very popular opinion to have here.

Nathanael Greene

4/19/18 6:57pm

Seems like half my FO are soccer fans.

smokymountainrain

4/19/18 7:58pm

It’s funny. I was OBSESSED with playing soccer from age 4-18...

Traveshamockery

4/19/18 9:12pm

I've watched RSL on TV a few times

mncstr

4/20/18 7:49am

Human life is seriously overvalued in our culture.

StrongBad

4/19/18 6:49pm

So true!

RUNBYU1

4/19/18 11:52pm

I like watching BYU vs Utah reruns where Utah destroys us. Call me weird....

BlueForLife

4/19/18 6:50pm

Jordan pushed off.

Monomachos

4/19/18 6:51pm

Ketchup is awful

Dillinger

4/19/18 6:51pm

Manu Ginobli is the real Most Interesting Man in the World

Tare

4/19/18 6:52pm

Being naked in front of your children, M and f is no big deal.

CarolinaCoug

4/19/18 6:53pm

Speak for yourself.

BYUFBDAD

4/19/18 6:54pm

Laffy Taffy is a terrible candy.

ElCapo

4/19/18 6:53pm

Pulp Fiction is stupid and one of the most overrated movies of all time.

spugeddy24

4/19/18 6:55pm

Chris B is a thoughtful and intelligent poster of sports opinion

icecougar

4/19/18 6:55pm

That's noone's opinion

darkcoug

4/19/18 6:57pm

BYU should drop football to FCS.

jrj84105

4/19/18 6:55pm

Teen Wolf is the greatest movie of all time

TADOW

4/19/18 6:58pm

All Ward Choirs sound awful

svenot

4/19/18 6:59pm

Seriously. I always laugh when the speaker says thanks for the beautiful music.

StrongBad

4/19/18 7:01pm

*most

jkccoug

4/19/18 7:12pm

The Dallas Cowboys are truly America’s Team!

specsauce

4/19/18 7:00pm

I don't think that is a good thing.

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 8:31pm

Superhero movies are played out, and I’m done watching.

CouchPotato

4/19/18 7:00pm

That's a great opinion

TNT

4/20/18 7:07pm

Pot and Prostitution should be legal.

CarolinaCoug

4/19/18 7:01pm

Vanilla ice cream is better than chocolate!

ColonelMustard

4/19/18 7:02pm

Everyone eventually goes to the celestial kingdom

valleus

4/19/18 7:03pm

Not sure about “everyone” but I do feel there is a LOT of room for error.

Dr MoBYU

4/20/18 9:11am

It's TNT's only hope

TNT

4/20/18 7:15pm

Football as we know it won't exist in 20 years

MikeDitka'sStache

4/19/18 7:11pm

Luke Skywalker is the most overrated hero in cinematic history

billyrust

4/19/18 7:15pm

Journey sucks. Terrible band.

eddog

4/19/18 7:21pm

How do you explain “Don’t Stop Believin’?”

Dr MoBYU

4/20/18 9:12am

Star Wars is boring.

HarlemCoug

4/19/18 7:22pm

The Jazz suck.

Kerbouchard

4/19/18 7:23pm

At losing to the Warriors

Probable Sacko

4/20/18 12:06am

Goonies and Sandlot are stupid movies

Conan

4/19/18 7:24pm

Rocky is a vastly overrated movie and rocky is a rapey creep.

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 7:28pm

I don’t like kids under one year old, even my own. I loved them, but I didn’t like them. They’re too small and creepy

sgriff

4/19/18 7:30pm

Also, dogs are dumb and annoying. They shed hair everywhere and crap in your lawn and then chew up your favorite hat

sgriff

4/19/18 7:32pm

Jokes about tragedies are never too soon.

Belboz

4/19/18 7:37pm

Baseball is incredibly boring and overrated.

eddog

4/19/18 7:43pm

Having in laws sucks.

eddog

4/19/18 7:44pm

Mine are pretty ok. I don’t mind them at all.

sgriff

4/19/18 7:54pm

*THE worst part of being married

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 7:56pm

Why/how do so many of you pick people with crazy parents?

Lip Gallagher

4/19/18 7:57pm

GO Utes!!

Virginia Ute

4/19/18 7:56pm

RE: GO Utes!!

sgriff

4/19/18 8:04pm

RE: GO Utes!!

eddog

4/19/18 8:08pm

LOL. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

jkccoug

4/19/18 8:21pm

Sorry it wouldn't let me laughy face and thumbs down on the same post...

icecougar

4/20/18 10:16am

Utah economy and cost of living are severely overrated.

LaVellIfIKnow

4/19/18 8:09pm

Your wives are not hot

Idahofallsblue

4/19/18 8:34pm

Chic-Fil-A is overpriced and tastes like it spent too much time in a freezer

HuskerFan2

4/19/18 8:45pm

In n out fries are terrible. The state of Idaho should sue them for their crimes

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 8:53pm

Bronco is a better HC than Kalani will ever be.

greatbam

4/19/18 8:53pm

Costa Vida and cafe rio are basically the same. Sugar pork is disgusting.

IceCreamButt

4/19/18 9:01pm

Its the listeria that makes it.

vegasnative

4/19/18 9:35pm

Bacon sucks

CougarThug

4/19/18 9:13pm

Mountain Dew is good for you.

realtall

4/19/18 9:18pm

Utah's alcohol laws are ridiculous and dumb

Twin Roots

4/19/18 9:23pm

Ministering is lipstick on the same pig.

SJS

4/19/18 9:25pm

Mods are awesome and fair

Referee

4/19/18 9:58pm

Everybody looks old but me.

realtall

4/19/18 10:01pm

Teachers are paid too much

CBaass

4/19/18 10:06pm

James Taylor stinks, doxing is okay, running is a great sport, porn is bad.

CrimWalCoug

4/19/18 10:16pm

Fire and Rain is his only good song.

eddog

4/19/18 10:24pm

There should be a dog Hitler who exterminates all dogs

gurt

4/19/18 11:01pm

BOOOOOOO! You would take away my whole reason for being! 😭😭😭

ByuImaginesDragons

4/19/18 11:48pm

I’d vote for a dog hater Hitler that kills all the dog haters 😜

ByuImaginesDragons

4/19/18 11:49pm

Pit bulls are misunderstood and not dangerous

ByuImaginesDragons

4/20/18 12:00am

But are still far more deadly than any other breed.

sgriff

4/20/18 12:43am

Except they're the only breed that locks it's jaws and a kid can't get free

NSFW

4/20/18 12:45am

They cause a majority of dog attack fatalities. It's definitely a breed thing.

IceCreamButt

4/20/18 1:10am

This isn't even an 'opinion', this is just a complete, utter falsehood.

Dissenter

4/20/18 8:39am

Lies.

Mr. Belding

4/20/18 5:42pm

This isn't an unpopular opinion, it's just flat out wrong. #PitbullsKill

LaVellIfIKnow

4/20/18 5:51pm

Yup, how many parents of dead kids used to have this same opinion?

dYrtbYkerYder

4/20/18 11:23pm

Totally false. Not only are they one of the most dangerous WHEN they attack, they are one of the most likely

Santos L. Halper

4/20/18 6:43pm

The why won't home owner's insurance plans cover them? #facts

UberDeek

4/20/18 7:12pm

Remember the Titans is a garbage movie

Adrielle

4/20/18 7:08am

Sitting in a circle in priesthood is annoying and should not be done

BYUFam1

4/20/18 7:51am

Especially with the new HP-EQ quorum

Orem58thBall

4/21/18 4:58pm

I found Lord of the Rings to be a boring movie

mncstr

4/20/18 7:51am

I did enjoy reading The Hobbit when I was in junior high or whatever

mncstr

4/20/18 7:56am

I mostly follow travel entertainment and jazz on cougarboard

mncstr

4/20/18 7:54am

Nickelback is a good band.

Adrielle

4/20/18 8:39am

The three worst foods are peanut butter, chocolate, and pineapple(in that order)

jcougars7

4/20/18 9:37am

I'm pretty sure I could live off of just those three things

bag

4/20/18 10:00am

You are the devil!!!

Cougar2000

4/20/18 10:37am

That’s insane. You just listed three of my favorite foods ever.

sgriff

4/20/18 5:47pm

Utah>BYU

TailgateU

4/20/18 10:09am

Even with vidangel most Netflix and amazon original content is too dirty.

Disco LaFleur

4/20/18 10:43am

Little Caesar's Pizza sucks.

eddog

4/20/18 12:21pm

Funny, I actually have had the opposite observation

Sir_Ten

4/20/18 12:30pm

The jazz mountain uniforms are awesome and should come back

DanSmith

4/20/18 1:07pm

Venus used to be a moon of Saturn or Jupiter, it caused quite a bit of havoc on

UberDeek

4/20/18 7:21pm

I can't believe this and invade it solely on your incorrect use of "too" rather than "to"

Probable Sacko

4/20/18 8:03pm

Donovan Mitchell is a good NBA player

fredetteaboutit13

4/20/18 8:35pm

PB&J is gross

TailgateU

4/23/18 10:06am

Posting on CougarBoard