before he graduates from utah (assuming he ever does). Undergrad. And no, he didn’t serve a mission, he isn’t LDS. But he’s been a proud ute for 8 years now.
Last year his dad finally kicked him off the payroll and told him he wouldn’t pay for any more schooling. Not sure how he’s financing it now; who would lend money to an 8th-year undergrad with ~2 more to go?
True story, you can ask the HCBW if you don’t believe me.