Clueless millennial?

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Apr 24, 2019
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monkeycowboy Tenured Brofessor

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monkeycowboy

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So you say you can run a 4.4 40....

Indy Coug Loquacious Lummox

4/24/19 12:09pm

Look at those strides!

Cougar8Duck

4/24/19 12:16pm

Pretty good for a power walk. I think he trained at his local mall a few mornings a week.

shimmy

4/24/19 12:21pm

I have no idea what I'd get either. Hopefully I would look less beta than that dude while trying though

cheezedawg

4/24/19 12:23pm

...that form though. =\ Doesn't anyone teach sprinting anymore?

Saxa

4/24/19 12:16pm

Stride length is something that most don't understand.

Archaea

4/24/19 12:40pm

These segments are the best. They need to keep embarrassing internet trolls.

JohnnyComeLately

4/24/19 12:17pm

How do they get someone to go on camera and embarrass themselves like that?

Tricky

4/24/19 12:55pm

He seemed to lack self-awareness in general. Probably thought "ok, maybe I can't

Odysseus

4/24/19 12:59pm

Same reason all those terrible singers line up for American Idol.

Zooropa

4/24/19 2:41pm

Because he honestly thought he could do it...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 1:01pm

Clueless millennial?

monkeycowboy

4/24/19 1:05pm

I saw the other segments on field goal kicking.

JohnnyComeLately

4/24/19 4:40pm

Pretty sure I'd just walk out the door and keep walking...

Tricky

4/26/19 12:24pm

Yikes... that is one ugly running motion

BYUFootballisBack

4/24/19 12:17pm

Watching him try to sprint, I wonder if he identifies as a male.

Division Bell

4/24/19 12:19pm

My exact thoughts.

PessimisticCB

4/24/19 12:33pm

Everyone is missing the point. That is the fastest speedwalker I have ever seen

darkcoug

4/24/19 12:24pm

People are so jaded and ignorant when it comes to actual 40 yard times.

Rise Against

4/24/19 12:24pm

The average couch potato can't run a 5.0.

Archaea

4/24/19 12:40pm

The average non couch potato can't run 5.0 either...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 1:11pm

Who is the media personality who runs it every year?

displacedute

4/24/19 1:38pm

Rich Eisen

gilbertatty

4/24/19 1:39pm

Right. and I was being charitable. Apparently he rarely breaks a 6.0.

displacedute

4/24/19 3:02pm

Agreed.

Archaea

4/24/19 2:25pm

I was about the tenth fastest kid on my HS team and I ran mid 4.7s

jkccoug

4/24/19 5:08pm

This is true....

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 1:02pm

RE: This is true....

displacedute

4/24/19 1:40pm

While there are few that do run that fast....

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 2:12pm

There's absolutely no way those times were legit.

displacedute

4/24/19 3:00pm

I didn’t say they were legit...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 5:27pm

Multiples this year claiming to be 4.4 or below?

displacedute

4/24/19 5:47pm

I like how with Utah h you just reference pro day guys...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 6:15pm

I went through all the DBs and WRs on this year's roster.

displacedute

4/25/19 10:42am

Just wait until their Utah times get out...

CoachSpeak

4/25/19 10:45am

Also, you've not had a single player run a 4.4x at the combine

displacedute

4/24/19 6:13pm

That's a function of the fact that our speed players don't get invites.

jkccoug

4/25/19 8:36am

Right, but the tweets suggested you had 3 SUB 4.4 guys.

displacedute

4/25/19 10:33am

And they might have that one year...

CoachSpeak

4/25/19 10:39am

RE: And they might have that one year...

displacedute

4/25/19 10:43am

You went through the roster and so did I...

CoachSpeak

4/25/19 10:48am

Feel free to find me one.

displacedute

4/25/19 12:20pm

That dude is cocky

PessimisticCB

4/24/19 12:26pm

I think I could run a 4.4 30, well maybe not ...

Croweater

4/24/19 12:27pm

I am confident that 50% of CBers would look just as silly sprinting 40 yards

BigTD

4/24/19 12:45pm

50%? Try about 95%. Unless you are trained in striding and have run track

Archaea

4/24/19 12:46pm

RE: 50%? Try about 95%. Unless you are trained in striding and have run track

cheezedawg

4/24/19 1:02pm

I have no doubt I could crush that guy in the video. But that means bupkus.

jkccoug

4/24/19 5:40pm

Guilty. I am a speed demon in my over 40 baseball league back home and my

Zooropa

4/24/19 2:50pm

Up through my forties I could compete, but after fifty, you are no longer

Archaea

4/24/19 4:39pm

My fastest 40 in high school was 4.72

byuguns55

4/24/19 1:12pm

It's funny when you know what you ran and compare.

wilsdad

4/24/19 2:18pm

Most high schools don't have legit 4.4s. Those guys are running sub 11.0 100 mtr

Archaea

4/24/19 2:26pm

Once again true....

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 2:44pm

Most timing is done improperly to make one look faster than one is.

Archaea

4/24/19 4:34pm

Especially true at pro day in the hill....

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 5:31pm

RE: Especially true at pro day in the hill....

displacedute

4/24/19 5:40pm

Get back to us when Utah doesn’t claim multiples running that EVERY year...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 5:42pm

They didn't claim it THIS YEAR.

displacedute

4/24/19 6:01pm

They claim to have multiples on the roster...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 7:21pm

RE: They claim to have multiples on the roster...

displacedute

4/25/19 10:43am

Looks like he is trying to not poop his pants as he "runs."

BYUtka

4/24/19 1:21pm

As better runners than I know,

Archaea

4/24/19 2:35pm

This is what real speed looks like...

CoachSpeak

4/24/19 5:46pm

I just watched a guy run a 4.04

ManicBlue

4/24/19 4:07pm

See for yourself ...

ManicBlue

4/24/19 11:00pm

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