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Jun 10, 2019
11:06:33am

The Machine All-American

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The Machine

Previous username: OneUpper
Bio page: The Machine
Joined: Feb 1, 2007
Last login: May 8, 2021
Total posts: 55,116 (22,007 FO)

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The SpecialT official "Am I a butt hole?" Test

SpecialT This Board Rating Has Been Fla

6/10/19 10:36am

Sounds like if you are rich and have no kids there is little risk of being a Butt hole.

6/10/19 10:38am

it's a good incentive to never have kids and never have money.

Cougarclaw

6/10/19 10:40am

Yep, all you have to do is treat food service people well and you're golden.

SpecialT

6/10/19 10:41am

Not true. I have no kids, a decent amount of money, and am a terrible person.

vagabonder

6/10/19 11:02am

Conversely, if you are poor and have lots of kids, are you doomed?

Frank Castiglione

6/10/19 4:40pm

#3 only applies to freeways and designated highways. City roads with businesses

NWCoug

6/10/19 10:53am

I have a butt hole

Sea Chicken

6/10/19 10:58am

That's a different test--it's a little awkward.

SpecialT

6/10/19 11:06am

What's special is that yours can somehow type and click the blue post button.

The Machine

6/10/19 11:06am

#5 - Zipper merge. In order for a zipper merger to work you all need to merge at

Murray

6/10/19 11:39am

That's why I added the caveat

SpecialT

6/10/19 11:43am

Can you explain where you shouldn’t merge at the

kotacoug

6/10/19 11:58am

RE: Can you explain where you shouldn’t merge at the

SpecialT

6/10/19 2:01pm

Huh? That's not merging then. That's forcing your way into a lane.

6/10/19 4:49pm

I'm guessing you are referring to situations where someone doesn't want to wait

specsauce

6/10/19 11:58am

Yep. Take #5 off the list. If you don’t ALWAYS merge at the proper merge point

kotacoug

6/10/19 11:56am

That's it. I tried to be nice.

SpecialT

6/10/19 2:03pm

12. Using the word merge when you really meant changing lanes and then getting

Murray

6/10/19 2:27pm

This is pet peeve of mine. I see it all the time on 1300E in SLC going north to

CanuckUte

6/10/19 3:29pm

Do you use awkward sentence structure in order to make “yes” be a negative

StantonMac

6/10/19 4:39pm

You're right on everything except 4 and 5.

6/10/19 4:44pm

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