1. Open eyes, ensure all 5 senses are responding.
2. Slip from bed into the bathroom, make sure all the right fluids are cycled at all the right colors.
3. Shake wife, make sure she responds.
4. Repeat the phrase everyone that age says on his way down the stairs whole knees creek and back reminds you that you are indeed alive, "Geez, I'm getting old."
5. Take out a Monster or Red Bull that he has magic marker written over the words, Spirit Juice.
6. Turn on the local sports news, check messages, Cougar Board to see if still relevant, check daily schedule, then thinks...I could have been a doctor, but has to eat a cardboard granola bar and prepare for in interview on BYUSN.
7. Asks Dennis Pitta to come join him and do the interview too just to see old top-button Alfalfa scram out of the building.
8. Athletes be athletes and they laugh, then get serious with Spencer Linton and replacement host, Jason Shepard.

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Sidebar...clearly the animosity between Dennis Pitta and the spawn of floor lint is real.