RE: So hire someone to get dirt on the presidents and then blackmail my way in

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Jan 12, 2021
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LyleLanley

Previous username: PessimisticCB
Bio page: LyleLanley
Joined: Nov 29, 2018
Last login: Mar 29, 2022
Total posts: 8,831 (37 FO)

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You wake up in Tom Holmoe's body tomorrow...what's your first order of business?

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 6:57pm

Apologize to the Big XII and offer whatever they want for membership

Hoax

1/12/21 6:58pm

That would be pres worthen’s body and the BOT.

LyleLanley

1/12/21 6:59pm

That seems like a steep price, but I’d consider it.

Nakedbootleg

1/12/21 7:16pm

It's the AD job to convince the BOT and get the job done. It's funny how

delete_king

1/13/21 7:08am

The BOT is a lot different at BYU then other schools. A lot different. It’s

LyleLanley

1/13/21 9:00am

Both of you say things are funny, but no one is laughing.

DMVCougar

1/13/21 11:13am

What does BOT stand for?

Pippi

1/14/21 8:36am

Board of Trustees.

Soupie

1/14/21 8:56am

Thanks!

Pippi

1/14/21 10:45am

Ask Johnny Linehan

Reasonable1

1/14/21 11:25am

The narrative that Tom turned down or messed up an offer is ridiculous

WallaX2

1/12/21 7:32pm

That may be true...but Hoax' answer is still correct. First thing

BYUHgrad

1/13/21 7:46am

Name checks out

Reasonable1

1/13/21 9:01am

Check out my costume closet

Magathisll

1/12/21 6:58pm

Did not see this before I posted

BYUFam1

1/12/21 7:08pm

Go poop.

cougfanblue

1/12/21 6:58pm

RE: Go poop.

RealSimsShadY

1/12/21 7:02pm

RE: Go poop.

Napoli

1/12/21 7:05pm

Not what I meant by "business"...But still funny, and appropriate!

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:06pm

Go poop in RES

Chester Copperpot

1/12/21 7:07pm

where in RES?

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:12pm

It is where duces are dropped in the west concourse

Chester Copperpot

1/12/21 7:14pm

RE: It is where duces are dropped in the west concourse

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:25pm

Thats a pretty stressfull morning activity. Better for your overall health to

SFarkus

1/13/21 9:58am

Fire myself so we can find someone to get us into a P5

texbird33

1/12/21 6:58pm

ADs don’t get us into P5. It’s the Presidents

LyleLanley

1/12/21 6:59pm

So hire someone to get dirt on the presidents and then blackmail my way in

mwcoug

1/12/21 7:12pm

RE: So hire someone to get dirt on the presidents and then blackmail my way in

LyleLanley

1/12/21 7:36pm

RE: Fire myself so we can find someone to get us into a P5

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:07pm

True. I can’t believe Holmoe hasn’t thought of this.

Reasonable1

1/12/21 8:20pm

RE: Fire myself so we can find someone to get us into a P5

JONBOY

1/13/21 6:31am

Head out to my family reunion

4th and Niner

1/12/21 6:59pm

Start planning my Halloween costume

2FarGone

1/12/21 7:00pm

Extend Kalani

cambo

1/12/21 7:01pm

Go hang out with his son who was my best friend on my mission.

creameryon9th

1/12/21 7:01pm

Planning sesh for 2021 Halloween costume. Duh.

mulletino

1/12/21 7:06pm

Try on past years Halloween costumes

BYUFam1

1/12/21 7:07pm

I feel like you guys aren't taking this seriously.

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:08pm

You want to gain CB's attention? Say Bitcoin is tanking

TNT

1/12/21 7:09pm

K guys...Bitcoin is tanking! What's you're first order of business as BYU's AD?

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:11pm

To restore Bitcoin order

TNT

1/12/21 7:12pm

Well...I walked right into that one.

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:13pm

Or say you have a can't miss business opportunity. They like those

TNT

1/12/21 7:17pm

Guys! I have a can't miss business opportunity! See OP for further information!

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:22pm

Try to remember my bit coin password

v1k0u6

1/12/21 7:12pm

Rip out LES bleachers and put in stadium seats/chairs.

ag4cougs

1/12/21 7:12pm

Is Tom still in there with me? If not, is he in my body? Did someone have to

deja-blu

1/12/21 7:15pm

Tom...is in you're body...just for one day...I wonder what HIS first OOB is?

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 7:18pm

At that age? I just...

LEDSFW

1/12/21 7:16pm

Ah come on - Jarom is a cutie he just needs to lose the top button and the hair

Pippi

1/12/21 11:17pm

Get us into the AAC?

byuguns55

1/12/21 7:20pm

Paint the Y and end zones royal blue.

Icelandic Cougar

1/12/21 7:27pm

Sorry

OU Cougar

1/12/21 7:31pm

RE: Procreate

Metallicat

1/13/21 8:35am

Raise a pool of money to pay coaches.

BDAWG

1/12/21 7:34pm

All lies. Anyone that woke up in another body would check downstairs first thing

mikecito

1/12/21 7:57pm

Fundraising fundraising fundraising

BYU Grounds

1/12/21 8:03pm

Permanently change our blue back to royal blue vs Aggie blue.

Cougstreak

1/12/21 8:15pm

Absolutely!

Pippi

1/12/21 11:19pm

I'm getting into a conference! Then I am working on all the pay increases for

cartja

1/12/21 8:20pm

Royal blue everything, re-order black unis, call ND up and say 2023 in Provo or

Thrill

1/12/21 8:29pm

You have my attention

DanSmith...BYU

1/12/21 10:39pm

Make hockey official, bring back men's gymnastics

Pippi

1/13/21 4:20am

Request a transfer.

RebelScum

1/12/21 8:29pm

Extend the Umass scheduling agreement for 20 more years

HONOMO

1/12/21 10:29pm

Send a public letter to UW related to this game request.

conetah

1/12/21 11:38pm

I support All these, but everyone can wear masks in the MC, not a big deal

Go_Banana

1/12/21 11:46pm

FIRE SITAKE

Jimmertime

1/12/21 11:45pm

Is this a joke? I honestly dont know.

Go_Banana

1/12/21 11:46pm

No. He is a bad coach

Jimmertime

1/12/21 11:50pm

Huh? We finish the year ranked 11th and you want to fire him? He’s not perfect,

Go_Banana

1/13/21 12:37am

Schedule Alabama

Beetdiggercoug

1/13/21 12:23am

Me? Personally? Well ....

Soupie

1/13/21 12:26am

"Halloween is only 9.5 months away!!"

zonacougar

1/13/21 7:03am

Look at my Super Bowl rings

pegushin

1/13/21 8:03am

Wrong body for me. I would want to be in the highest apostle who is closest to BYU.

BlueFever

1/13/21 9:56am

Start a wrestling program.

Blue Heart

1/13/21 10:41am

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DMVCougar

1/13/21 11:14am

Offer $50 Million as a gift for the price of admission.

slccoug

1/13/21 11:18am

Brick in the stadium.

Dr MoBYU

1/13/21 12:28pm

Forget the jersey retiring requirements and retire Jimmer jersey now

MajorZeus

1/13/21 12:49pm

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