Beat my wife's IUD... twice

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Nov 30, 2021
1:44:22pm

Odysseus Head Gamemaker

Are these supposed to be happy stories?

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Odysseus

Previous username: THUNDERDOME69
Bio page: Odysseus
Joined: Oct 28, 2014
Last login: May 15, 2024
Total posts: 32,937 (11,512 FO)

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What's the biggest Alpha move you've ever done?

BIG XII Coug Unemployed BIG XII advisor

11/30/21 1:34pm

Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.

shimmy

11/30/21 1:35pm

RE: Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.

No touching

11/30/21 1:41pm

But did you block them all?

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:06am

Should have asked El Jefe for a special feature just for you.

John Doe

11/30/21 1:42pm

Sam Cassell is impressed

BIG XII Coug

11/30/21 1:42pm

How is going behind her back and lying an Alpha move?

Mister P

11/30/21 1:36pm

You've never heard of the Passive Aggressive Alpha?

kccougar

11/30/21 1:37pm

First rule of Alpha Males: Ends justifies the means

BIG XII Coug

11/30/21 1:37pm

Alphas do what they want, when they want and they don't care what anyone thinks. Obviously.

No touching

11/30/21 1:42pm

Ehm

MormonThug

11/30/21 1:44pm

My definition of alpha is much different that yours. I must have missed earlier

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 1:36pm

It is about a post where a guy wanted a new feature to block people and then

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:08am

My neighbor parked his oil leaking bronco in front of my house so I hooked it

MormonThug

11/30/21 1:37pm

We had a neighbor who disgusted everyone. Once after a big snowstorm another neighbor who owned a landscaping company

ImBlueDaBaDe

11/30/21 1:42pm

I just started dating my later to be wife. Her home teacher called to see if he

Chasicle

11/30/21 1:39pm

I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways

IceBlueCoug

11/30/21 1:39pm

RE: I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways

Marc Spector

11/30/21 1:44pm

While at the gym, a guy kicked a smaller dude off the bench and said

wabluecoug

11/30/21 1:43pm

I don't even know that that means because I have never been to a gym.

CDV

11/30/21 2:27pm

Alpha male: fail.

BleedCougarBlue2

11/30/21 10:43pm

Yeah, but I am a lib. I am used to being a beta.

CDV

12/1/21 3:12pm

This is the epitome of an alpha. Well done.

Kugmo

11/30/21 4:50pm

Beat my wife's IUD... twice

Odysseus

11/30/21 1:44pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

BIG XII Coug

11/30/21 1:45pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

CrashMcLarson

11/30/21 1:47pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

wabluecoug

11/30/21 1:47pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

IceBlueCoug

11/30/21 1:49pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

Cougar-Duck

11/30/21 1:53pm

Your little swimmers:

sethj250

11/30/21 2:09pm

Walked up behind someone I knew in a line and said I was surprised they would even show their face around there.

John Doe

11/30/21 1:44pm

Walked into 6'9" b-ball players dorm where he was with all his buddies

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 1:51pm

Actually, your sigpic is the definition of an alpha move

Iman23

11/30/21 2:08pm

I might have to update my sig pic text the way this team has been playing

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 4:31pm

Crazy girl in college came over and told us to turn off the game.

Adwight

11/30/21 1:52pm

If it happened just like that...that’s kind of weird.

ColonelMustard

11/30/21 4:36pm

A girl I took on a first or second date to Doc's pizza with a group to watch

Chasicle

11/30/21 4:51pm

I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post

Alpi Gusto

11/30/21 1:52pm

RE: I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post

BIG XII Coug

11/30/21 1:53pm

<< Deleted >>

Everyman

11/30/21 1:54pm

LOL. Only a beta would think that isn’t an alpha move.

DieHarder

11/30/21 1:54pm

Drinking free water from the bathroom sinks at Lavell Edwards. Then looking down my nose at all the betas who pay for

JohnnyComeLately

11/30/21 1:56pm

This one time, at a Ute football game...

Marc Spector

11/30/21 2:01pm

Being a Suns fan on Jazzboard

The Pope

11/30/21 2:02pm

Went long on meme stocks and bought a blue Corvette.

dYrtbYkerYder

11/30/21 2:03pm

My future wife went on a date that ended with being dropped off at my house.

Kugmo

11/30/21 2:03pm

ColonelMustard must have been the guy?

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:16am

Walking on campus, a sprinkler was pointing the wrong way, wetting the sidewalk.

fbguru

11/30/21 2:09pm

Ignored the fact that my now wife was dating someone and asked her out anyway.

Thrill

11/30/21 2:22pm

Winner

ColonelMustard

11/30/21 4:40pm

What!?! My story was the same but the girl was dating a b-ball player

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 4:47pm

Your delivery. I needed more backstory before you walked into his room 😜

ColonelMustard

11/30/21 8:55pm

My Bishop was very close friends with Steve Young while

GSwarriorcoug

11/30/21 2:23pm

And she has regretted it ever since. Shoe polish hair color notwithstanding.

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 2:57pm

Looks like once upon a time we shared the same bishop. Let the guessing begin...

Frankfromtheballpark

11/30/21 3:09pm

Ha! Maybe Steve had multiple Bishops doing this in the mid-90s.

GSwarriorcoug

11/30/21 11:00pm

I guess that could be true. Bishop S.R. of the E20 ward?

Frankfromtheballpark

12/1/21 7:25am

Bishop K.D. - don't remember the ward. But i was on condo row.

GSwarriorcoug

12/1/21 12:32pm

I met the members of Arcade Fire on my mission, they asked me if I wanted to

CougarTailDevourer

11/30/21 2:29pm

I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time

bruincoug

11/30/21 2:57pm

RE: I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time

CrashMcLarson

11/30/21 3:04pm

I read this as “candle a day” the first time through.

DieHarder

11/30/21 3:07pm

Me too!

ColonelMustard

11/30/21 4:42pm

Best part: at the end of the summer internship, you got back and found that girl 1 and girl 2 had been roommates.

unctoothman

11/30/21 4:29pm

Neighbor’s dog kept pooping in our yard

NorthwestCoug

12/1/21 1:46am

For your/his reference, coyote poop doesn't look like domesticated dog poop.

dYrtbYkerYder

12/1/21 7:24am

I peed on a kid’s gym clothes in his locker.

cheezedawg

11/30/21 4:02pm

While he watched after he bullied someone? Then Alpha. Behind his back? Big Beta

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 5:16pm

Shoot. Good point. As I recall (this was 7th grade I think) a group of us was in the locker room talking about how much

cheezedawg

11/30/21 5:25pm

Saw some dude speeding to get ahead of a line of traffic. When he did, he hit

PrimeQuantumDeek

11/30/21 11:05pm

I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.

Jeffacka

12/1/21 7:52am

RE: I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.

Marc Spector

12/1/21 7:56am

They both said to thank you for cleaning the pools. But please leave your shirt on next time.

Cru Jones

12/1/21 10:01am

Bought a Buick and I was only 39 years old at the time

Zak

12/1/21 8:15am

Slowed down on my bike in an Ironman because

niqmadu

12/1/21 9:18am

Joined a pickup soccer game in Paris with primarily African immigrants and

dYrtbYkerYder

12/1/21 9:28am

Arm wrestled a macho guy on my mission.

Veracruz

12/1/21 10:18am

I went out running with a girl I really liked. A bunch of guys

curls

12/1/21 9:16pm

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