I'm kidding! Obviously there are some things that could be interesting and grab someone's attention. That's very true. I can see putting something about playing sports, being a team captain even, or your bit about intramural championships. I don't know that I'd put "Five Star Recruit" on the list, however.

My son once got a job because on the application it said to tell them something unique about him, and he wrote down "I have great hair". The interviewer laughed, said "You DO have great hair!" - he nailed the interview and was hired.