They Pee and crap all over the place. And do they pick it up? Bury it? No. You get to. Oh and If you’re lucky enough for them to only pee and poop outside, it kills your lawn (which they also like to dig up or make trails in). They even pee themselves when they’re excited.

You can’t take them with you. Hotels, theme parks, restaurants, National parks, and on and on and on. Good luck finding someone that wants to watch them.

It costs $50 a night to board them. Motel 6 is $50 night! Adds significant cost and hassle to travel. Oh and Half the time they’re traumatized by you leaving them for a few days.

They whine. There is nothing more annoying and pathetic than a dog incessantly whining.

They Beg. Constantly begging. It doesn’t matter if they just ate, or if you just played or walked with them.

They make disgusting sounds sounds drinking and eating. Slurping and licking. Cant eat quietly.

They leave Fur freaking everywhere. Carpet, bedding, clothes, everywhere.

Their nails jacks up hardwood floors and they’re so dirty they also make carpets disgusting.

They stink, regardless of whether you bathe them.

They sneak around and do mischievous things the second you leave.

They Bark at any and everything. There’s a dog a couple doors down that will bark literally non-stop every night until 1AM.

They Jump up on you and others.

They love to run away. You get to go find them.

They lick your face when you’ve literally seen them eat thier own crap before.

They Shove their nose in your crotch when you least expect it.

Theyre so needy. Want attention 24/7. Worse than the most needy woman.

They can’t entertain themselves. They just lay around moping until someone will play with them. Worse than any brat kid.

They can bite and/or attack without any prior history of doing so.

Puppies are so cute but they grow up, and most end up pretty ugly.

They tear up everything if they’re bored. Toys, clothes, curtains, furniture, carpet, walls, doors (I could go on).

You have repeat yourself a million times and they STILL don’t listen.

They’re stupid. I’ve had dogs stand in front of my moving car on multiple occasions. They eat anything including poison and their own turds.

They stare at you. No other animal that I’ve encountered just sits and freaking stares at you like a dog does, and it drives me mad.

They will eat until the puke. Other pets you can put out more than you need for several days. Not a dog. They’ll eat until their sick.

Vets are very expensive. Again, you invest all this time to train the annoying behavior out of them so when they get sick you wanna keep them going. Good luck. Big bucks.

Their food is expensive, heavy, and it stinks.

Deworming pills, vaccinations, and dental care, grooming; and protection from household hazards. It’s a money pit.

They don’t live long. You’re gonna spend all this time and effort to train this crap out of them, fall in love with them, and then they die at 10?! Maybe it’d be worth it if they lived 80 years after you trained them. 10?! Ridiculous.