cats love you in the sense they are planning on eating you one day.

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May 18, 2022
9:16:02am

crimedog Hater of Bernard

cats love you in the sense they are planning on eating you one day.

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crimedog

Previous username: chris
Bio page: crimedog
Joined: Mar 8, 2001
Last login: May 1, 2024
Total posts: 30,141 (1,149 FO)

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Author

Time

Your dog doesn't love you

Gustav

5/18/22 8:58am

I don't know. You could try the following test..

crimedog

5/18/22 9:02am

RE: Your dog doesn't love you

5/18/22 9:03am

I fully understand that my dog takes advantage of us and is manipulative

letthewookieewin

5/18/22 9:03am

Yeesh. Well if dogs are like that then cats must be worse

TNT

5/18/22 9:04am

RE: Yeesh. Well if dogs are like that then cats must be worse

Abe Froman

5/18/22 9:14am

cats love you in the sense they are planning on eating you one day.

crimedog

5/18/22 9:16am

Yep. Once they are bigger than you, you = food

TNT

5/18/22 9:24am

At least with cats, their disdain is evident. Stupid hypocritical dogs.

bluecheese

5/18/22 9:41am

My cat likes me she only loves the person that feeds her

Nat Gas Man

5/18/22 10:04am

Cats remind me of French people at times.

zephyr

5/18/22 8:56pm

Pretty much like children.

shimmy

5/18/22 9:07am

There’s a lot of truth to that, but saying your dog doesn’t miss you is crazy

JOPE

5/18/22 9:08am

All manipulation. The dog is just waiting for you to come home and make you

Baron

5/18/22 9:42am

Wow. They think ahead too?

TNT

5/18/22 9:44am

They do. Even can make orders on Amazon and use Instagram. They are fiendish

Baron

5/18/22 9:46am

Saying a pet "loves you" is an anthropomorphism

HuskerFan2

5/18/22 9:12am

It is arrogant to say that animals are incapable of experiencing complex emotion

Hotlanta

5/18/22 9:45am

They definitely express emotions like happiness, sadness, anxiety, etc.

HuskerFan2

5/18/22 3:29pm

So a guy named Katz has negative opinions about dogs?

Wadds

5/18/22 9:14am

I love my dogs whether they love me or not.

bubbastats

5/18/22 9:17am

Then the feeling is mutual 😉

5/18/22 9:33am

That strangely reminds me of my favorite Loveline call ever.

Belboz

5/18/22 9:36am

No earthly relationship doesn't have some strings attached. We are no different.

The Kavorka

5/18/22 9:40am

To a lesser degree but true

5/18/22 3:02pm

Bogus report … 87.678% of all data is simply made up

Johnny Vatos

5/18/22 9:47am

My golden loves everyone.

ReiUrso

5/18/22 10:10am

Crazy. When I came home from my mission, my dog went nuts. I guess she never had

Chasicle

5/18/22 10:25am

Same here

5/18/22 3:03pm

A 2009 article?!?

TrackCoug

5/18/22 10:27am

My dog will love your leg long time.

Thrill

5/18/22 10:49am

If you can't be with the leg you love, love the leg you're with.

bluecheese

5/18/22 10:55am

Ted Kerasote, a journalist and published author, has done extensive analysis

NYC and Japan

5/18/22 10:57am

All these sort of “studies” that pretend to understand animal emotion are absurd

canofpicante

5/18/22 1:36pm

This person’s significant other cheated on him right before the study started.

5/18/22 6:38pm

I don't believe that. Dogs behave differently around different people.

5/19/22 7:24am

I knew it. My dog has always had this look in his eye that made me think

RebelScum

5/19/22 5:48pm

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