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Video of the cup reading Scottie his rights...

Adrielle Board Misanthrope

7:10am

Multiple BYU insiders reporting that we're getting assistant(s?) today.

Mostlyaccurate

7:09am

I think it’s safe to say none of this would have happened had Scottie Scheffler simply obeyed police commands.

DKN Proud DINK

7:09am

Okay Xander

Chester Copperpot

7:14am

My guess. Scottie didn't know it was a police situation...

Adrielle

7:15am

Would love to see all players (PGA and LIV) band together and say if Scottie

eoscougar

6:59am

That’s something I could see the NBA doing. Would be cool to see

VirginiaPeanut

7:05am

Every other player waking up to the Scheffler news

creameryon9th

6:56am

Koepka specifically:

ColdFusion1989

7:03am

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RockyBalboa

6:56am

BYU makes top 5

44C

6:50am

List of criminal charges filed against Scheffler

UVCoug

6:46am

My goodness.

brazilcoug

6:47am

RE: List of criminal charges filed against Scheffler

COUGND

6:48am

Wow

HimmerFredette

6:51am

The same charged that any of us would face had we behaved the same way.

Everyman

7:08am

Another comparison to Tiger.

JohnnyC

6:45am

Tiger:

VirginiaPeanut

6:49am

Scottie, win this thing for every dad bod who has been misunderstood by the fuzz

ColdFusion1989

6:40am

LIV would have never let this happen

YIsForBrigham Give me a break!

6:33am

Imagine you're the PGA and this is your biggest event of the year and you arrest the #1 player in the world. #3MajorsNow

dryflyelk All-American

6:32am

All while LIV continues to gain momentum as the more player friendly tour that

dYrtbYkerYder

6:36am

If PGA doesn’t fight hard enough for him, I won’t be surprised if he leaves

VirginiaPeanut

6:41am

Don’t drop the soap, Scottie

arizonacougarfan

6:30am

RE: Don’t drop the soap, Scottie

homegrown

6:31am

At least the memes will be great

P-Boy Squad All-American

6:29am

Yeah, the jokes write themselves here. Poor officer is going to suffer the wrath of social media. As will the

Hank Rearden

6:34am

Do people expect him to make his tee time? Doubt the processing goes that quick

cougfanz

6:48am

This is all up to the PGA. They can really screw this up by not allowing

brazilcoug

6:53am

I bet this will be the last time Valhalla hosts a major

arizonacougarfan

6:19am

Yeah, freaking ridiculous.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:29am

yeah that was my first thought - horrible planning, communication, and logistics to let that happen.

dryflyelk

6:30am

It's easy to blame the police.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:34am

They were supposed to prepare for a pedestrian being killed?

Corn Pop

6:48am

There had to be a number or something the players can call to help get to the

brazilcoug

6:55am

The PGA put out an announcement about the delay before Sheffler was arrested

NarfUte

7:13am

Scottie Scheffler arrest details from Sportscenter.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:19am

Wow they actually booked him into jail

YIsForBrigham

6:29am

Hmmm there more to this story.

DJROSS

6:33am

Not really.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:36am

Disagree

DJROSS

6:38am

That seems like the same story

YIsForBrigham

6:41am

More to the story = police officer with an ego

Disco Lemonade

6:39am

Got butt hurt someone didn't do exactly what he wanted so he arrested them

JuicyJam

6:41am

He's gonna have a story to tell his grandkids.

whirl

6:42am

They were investigating a fatality. He was clearly told to stop.

Corn Pop

6:46am

Even so, the kind of traffic that Scottie deals with weekly getting to these

whirl

6:48am

He thought they were course security. Their cars were unmarked

YIsForBrigham

6:50am

Yeah not difficult to stop roll down the window when motioned to stop by an officer and asked a couple questions. It

DJROSS

6:50am

Not saying he's without blame. But extremely easy how a series of unfortunate.

whirl

7:02am

Jump on moving car, arrest world #1, yell "Scottie Scheffler is going to jail"

COUGND

6:42am

There is a reason police get a bad wrap. Some have a major ego

JoeExotic

6:49am

BYU makes Mag top 5

44C

6:15am

The more film I see, the more likeable he becomes. We need a 3-4 athletic slasher like him pretty badly.

SinkingQuffa

6:43am

RE: BYU makes Mag top 5

downtownchrisbrown

7:09am

This one goes out to all of us well into middle age who refuse to give in

lagryffe

5:35am

My brother and I talk about this. “When do we grow up?”

Jfly1975

6:03am

I was blasting AFI yesterday while I exceeded some speed limits in a fast car.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:13am

I prefer the Kinks version.

BlueTooth

6:59am

Golf is boring and an excuse for carnal men to neglect their children and break

Forbidden Fruit

5:29am

RE: Golf is boring and an excuse for carnal men to neglect their children and

sah22

5:37am

Hard liquorice huh? Sounds disgusting

homegrown

5:45am

As long as it is black hard licorice none of that red stuff

BillyGoat

6:43am

RE: Golf is boring and an excuse for carnal men to neglect their children and

VirginiaPeanut

5:50am

RE: Golf is boring and an excuse for carnal men to neglect their children and

Triznaynay

6:02am

You got me, you figured it out!

JOPE

6:05am

We're sorry that you suck at golf ⛳.

dYrtbYkerYder

6:14am

RE: Golf is boring and an excuse for carnal men to neglect their children and

JohnnyC

6:15am

Oh man look who you got a thumbs up from. Definitely a bad take

homegrown

6:28am

If every golf course in the Salt Lake watershed was closed

mobicurious

6:45am

Scheffler detained by police after traffic incident:

rainorsnow

5:08am

That’s insane, and somewhat hilarious.

Hambone

5:22am

Video of Scheffler being arrested:

rainorsnow

5:26am

CB and X aren’t playing nicely. Just go to @JeffDarlington on X.

rainorsnow

5:28am

Why are Twitter links being garbled when you paste them in CB posts?

Indy Coug Loquacious Lummox

5:04am

Crappy coding

YIsForBrigham

6:45am

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Indy Coug Loquacious Lummox

5:02am

Gee whiz…. Some people in this world…blows my mind

Borg

1:17am

Dang. The twist.

rha1211

2:41am

I had a genius companion on my mission. Roughest few months of my mission.

AF_Puma

7:08am

If you were gifted $300k today, what would you invest it in?

Chasicle

May 16, 11:57pm

A US-government approved hammer.

RebelScum

May 16, 11:58pm

Machete's bank account

machete

12:05am

The rental market is strong right now with mortgages being hard to obtain. And

BlooCoug

12:18am

I just bought my home a few months ago, so I've got a >7% mortgage. I would

OlanchoCoug

12:29am

All in on AMC

Ted Lasso

12:47am

Made me snort-laugh

BringYourUltimate

2:13am

A meal at Five Guys

lilpenny

2:41am

RRGB

cougfrvr

2:45am

well, after paying the 50% tax on it. tithing, I may have some left for pizza.

bald man

5:12am

It’s a gift. No tax liability if done properly.

JamieTartt

6:34am

I have rental properties and a brokerage account in a 95/5 stock to bond

blackandblue

5:14am

I’d give $1000 to every US citizen.

Bin01015

5:50am

Cap rates are just ok right now.

RexIdaCoug

6:27am

My review of the four new "small form factor" routers/gateways from Ubiquiti

Hoopster

May 16, 11:44pm

How customizable is it?

El Jefe

12:04am

I've been eyeing Ubiquiti for years. Its just

rha1211

2:49am

My cloud gateway ultra is coming today

MaahngCoug

5:47am

No idea who at Harvard was doing this study. Our thoughts can help shape our fitness expectations.

Division Bell Recovering

May 16, 11:40pm

I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I could see it as possible.

bYuFB

May 16, 11:50pm

Just another angle re: Law of Attraction. In some sense I don’t see anything wrong with it and has some truth but

CertainDeath

12:40am

What else can get longer?

Metallicat

6:07am

Yeah, right. That will work.

King of Y

May 16, 11:16pm

RE: Yeah, right. That will work.

Akilleez

May 16, 11:29pm

I feel old. I remember watching this being built when I was a kid.

SoValleyCOUG

May 16, 10:55pm

How's this: when my family went to NYC when I was 7, the World Trade Center was not quite finished yet

jdub

May 16, 10:57pm

Me too. At the time it was an amazing hotel. First of its kind and

Idacoug

May 16, 11:04pm

There are 4 teams in the AFC East. Without looking it up, where do the Jets rank in division titles?

Tesla Coug Lord of the Manor

May 16, 10:53pm

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orrin7

May 16, 10:58pm

Anything but dead last would surprise me.

shimmy

May 16, 11:00pm

Pats Fins Bills Jets would be my guess

Pro Logic

May 16, 11:01pm

5th - Pats, (Colts, Bills, Fins in some order) Jets

Revolution

May 16, 11:01pm

I'm still wrong...

Revolution

May 16, 11:05pm

I think they are both tied at 4.

Tesla Coug

May 16, 11:08pm

Correct. The Colts have more AFC division titles than the Jets, even though they are in AFC South.

Tesla Coug

May 16, 11:07pm

And if we go back to the AFL, the Oilers have the same number of East Div titles

Revolution

May 16, 11:09pm

So many great chances for the Canucks, one of them had to go in eventually

Magathis Lifelong Coyotes Fan

May 16, 10:47pm

That was a lucky bounce. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.

crazY

May 16, 10:48pm

Half of hockey is lucky bounces. But the better team usually gets more of them.

Disco Lemonade

May 16, 10:56pm

Picard has been shockingly good in both games

Magathis

May 16, 10:49pm

RE: So many great chances for the Canucks, one of them had to go in eventually

deliciousmocha

May 16, 10:52pm

JT MILLER <clap> <clap> <clap /></clap></clap>

CougarCanuck76

May 16, 10:56pm

Woof dodgers the past couple of nights

Longseason

May 16, 10:43pm

Luckily your board name applies

Samsonite

May 16, 11:06pm

The lineup he put out there tonight was terrible

Bill

2:06am

Muncy and Smith sat last night. And?

Corn Pop

6:15am

David Sanborn died last Sunday. He was 78. Here's one of my favorite songs

Y-Zag

May 16, 10:39pm

I hadn’t heard that. I liked his cover of Isn’t She Lovely.

Leonardo

May 16, 10:58pm

One of my favorites:

It's A Bowling Ball

May 16, 11:09pm

You don’t hear much sax in new songs. Maybe someday there will be a

Jstak17

12:44am

Sheep are always portrayed in religious artwork as gentle white hornless fluffy creatures

Goliath CB users union organizer

May 16, 10:37pm

Boardname doesn't check out

IAmSpartyCoug

May 16, 10:40pm

Really? Goliath lost to a tiny gentle kid

sah22

5:43am

Except for the movie Zootopia where they were selling drugs to the Wolves to

777

May 16, 10:41pm

Wait until you see what’s underneath

DiamondMo

May 16, 10:47pm

RE: Wait until you see what’s underneath

Ted Lasso

12:49am

You might also be surprised to know that Nephi’s giant metal wristbands were

Hambone

5:26am

Most comfortable walking shoes - suggestions?

ExitStageLeft

May 16, 10:37pm

Hoka

HighHorse

May 16, 10:45pm

I fought it for so long but once I gave it I found out what I was missing.

JamDownSouth

May 16, 10:47pm

They better be comfortable because they sure ate ugly.

eysikal

May 16, 11:02pm

That’s exactly why I fought it. I do admit that I’ve crossed over from fashion

JamDownSouth

May 16, 11:06pm

I bought the least obnoxious pair of Hokas I could find (not easy) and I’m

BYUFBDAD

May 16, 11:29pm

Arahi have more structure in the sole

MoapaCoug

12:22am

Very descriptive. I pictured a caveman lumbering along in orange shoes. Thank you

byuTX

6:55am

Hoka's are great. Altra are surprisingly good as well.

shakarocks

May 16, 11:07pm

I like vans ultrarange

Bluedarts

May 16, 11:08pm

Asics and on clouds

Tabernacle Tech

May 16, 11:43pm

My On Clouds are my most comfortable. I’ve never tried Hokas but my son swears

m0resn0w

2:41am

Slides from Costco. Just got back from Europe and I could walk all day in those

PokeMAN

12:45am

Get trail runners of whatever brand running shoe you normally wear

korihor

5:35am

On Cloud 5 shoes.

wildlandfireguy

6:11am

This is weird because my wife was also called by scammers today

EQD2

May 16, 10:36pm

I got a call once saying if I didn't pay my property taxes over the phone the

cougarfann888

May 16, 10:39pm

My daughter got scammed while she was at work. People called abc said they were

Russell Feathers

May 16, 11:28pm

They usually hang up on me by the time I get to Joseph Smith’s first prayer.

Sandstone Cougar

12:42am

That is brilliant. Teach the scammers the gospel.

DJROSS

6:57am

I am close to IRS HQ and once told scammers I would walk over to talk in person

byuwahoo

5:13am

Kobe, TMac, AI, LeBron, and Carmelo are all top-10 all-time most gifted scorers. And the fact that they played the bulk

scootsy (Taylor’s Version)

May 16, 10:30pm

Please refer here

machete

May 16, 10:55pm

My poor wife was scammed by “jury duty” callers today. She’s devastated.

Leonardo

May 16, 10:28pm

I was just on jury duty this past Tuesday and they specifically warned us about

LeGrandBleu

May 16, 10:29pm

Bummer. The takeaway for all those teaching family members is that if anyone ask

AggieWeekendCougar

May 16, 10:30pm

Bitcoin. Apple gift cards. Etc etc etc. My mom got scammed trying to get help transferring pictures on her computer,

mvtoro

May 16, 11:22pm

Psa: Official government agencies don't ask for Bitcoin. I am not trying to be

cougarfann888

May 16, 10:31pm

Yep, any legitimate government agency will only accept Google Play gift cards

Buffalo

May 16, 10:33pm

PSA#2: Don't agree to make any payments due to a phone call that you did not

LeGrandBleu

May 16, 10:33pm

Yep I had this just last week. I had booked a hotel with points. Got a call

cougarfann888

May 16, 10:35pm

PSA #3 Have common sense

ChubbyMoose

May 16, 11:14pm

How old are you guys?

The 435

May 16, 10:32pm

In our 30’s. I used to work in a bank and was taught the signs to watch for when

Leonardo

May 16, 10:40pm

I work in a bank and the guy next to me was skeptical but scared enough with

DiamondMo

May 16, 10:43pm

Nothing happens immediately

Archaea

May 16, 10:33pm

Farts immediately stink.

AZcougLawyer

May 16, 10:42pm

Same thing happened to my parents.

Peanutgallery

May 16, 10:34pm

I can’t understand how people fall for it

Archaea

May 16, 10:35pm

I think older people are more vulnerable. They weren’t hit up to use bitcoin.

Peanutgallery

May 16, 10:44pm

U.S. should tell India that every reported scam will be taken out of foreign aid

Longseason

May 16, 10:38pm

This is why I just don't answer my phone

machete

May 16, 10:41pm

She had unknown numbers blocked for years but recently took a job

Leonardo

May 16, 10:43pm

On her personal phone?

molodyets

2:01am

I use my personal phone for work. They pay the bill, I own the phone.

kaladin58

6:18am

Even when a gov't agency wants your $, they're never urgent about it. Even on

Emmett Fitz-Hume

May 16, 10:52pm

Live shot of crazed.

Sparkling Delirium

May 16, 10:54pm

I don’t answer numbers I don’t already hav saved to my phone. If it’s important

Magneto

May 16, 10:56pm

That's generally my approach, but there are medical organizations that will

AF_Puma

6:48am

It's embarrassing and frustrating, but your wife shouldn't feel too bad.

mbs6

May 16, 11:02pm

That sucks. I hate crooks. Any chance you get it back?

lasvegasute

May 16, 11:14pm

If she converted to Bitcoin it's almost certainly

cougarfann888

May 16, 11:16pm

Why are people answering calls from unknown numbers? Let them leave a voicemail

Cheesy Gordita

May 16, 11:32pm

RE: Why are people answering calls from unknown numbers? Let them leave a

NorthernLight

1:10am

Sounds like she either needs a new job that doesn’t require interactions in the

Cheesy Gordita

7:07am

Congrats on your presumably smoking hot wife.

Methusaleh22

May 16, 11:34pm

Dang that's terrible. My sister got scammed out of $3k. Since then I've tried

rha1211

2:38am

👍 for being a good brother.

rerunc

7:00am

Sorry!

Cougarpride

3:24am

Sincere question: you guys have a Bitcoin machine near and handy?

zerome4sooners

5:35am

Honestly can happen to anyone, My wife lost $45 shipping for a "free" Macbook

Zoobieman

6:56am

No way, it cannot just happen to anyone.

TCuz

7:04am

Gov orgs will never call you demanding payment over the phone right then & there

RockyBalboa

7:03am

The Gadianton Robbers of the modern day.

AF_Puma

7:12am

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