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Jan 26, 2015
9:43:40pm
Your response was actually more predictable than the Patriots ball security
Before you responded I wondered to myself: what is the likelihood that Messi will have some kind of snarky response, and that someone would even give it a thumbs up? I concluded, based on the statistically significant historical data, that the answer was 100% likely.

I then theorized... why is the percentage so high?

A. Is it the name "Messi"? What does Messi know about real football? I refuse to think this is the reason, however, since Messi is my favorite soccer player in the world. That's proof enough right there that this theory is wrong.

B. Is it that Messi has ABSOLUTELY nothing of substance to contribute, so all he can do is point a finger of scorn and tear down? Ah, yes. Rather than "let it go", Messi must resort to the only thing he has at his disposal.... insults.

Thanks for living up to expectations and statistically proving this theory correct.
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