You don't go to the ER and meet the same guy you go in to see for a cough. You can be a smart aleck but you knew exactly what I was talking about.
Most of the time, the only reason I go see a doctor is if they force me to see one to get a referral to someone who can actually help me instead of, "oh, looks like your arm is falling off. Let's get you on an anti-inflammatory and some lidocaine patches."
Seriously though, freakin pill prescribers. They must make loads on writing those because that's about all they do. Get real.