...(and traveled before he took the shot). Matheney grabbed the ball after the buzzer and dropped it in.

Refs called it good and ran for the locker room. Arnold was ticked, tore off his coat and threw it at the bench.

He then felt a hand on his shoulder, and turned to see Ezra Taft Benson there, who yelled, "They can't do that, can they!? The basket shouldn't count, should it!? What are you going to do!?"

God's chosen leaders know that the yewts need crooked refs to win in SLC. So do we...