Why dost thou offer burnt sacrifices unto the Board? And Smack'sWife said unto him: I know not, save El Jeffe has commanded me. And then Cougar Board spake, saying: This thing is a similitude of the coverage of the 3-8 defense, which is full of disgrace and youth. Wherefore, thou shalt not rush the qb at all that thou may showest thy foe that they can beat BYU no matter the score.