We made the mistake of trying to go to the bathroom at halftime.
It was shoulder to shoulder traffic in the chaotic line to the bathroom. Lucky for us, we were right next to two drunk ute fans who claimed to be UFC fighters. Even if they were, their supposed training wouldnt have mattered because they were blotto. We had to do everything in our control to hold back as the trashy red headed one got square in our face and threatened us.
Anyway, he couldn't hold his water. He proceeded to pull out his Johnson just before we made it into the restroom and threatened to pee on us.
He would have done it if some other ute fans pulled him back.
I have alibis here on CB that can vouch for this as they were right there and saw everything.