And people wonder why MLM exist. PT Barnum was spot on

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:29pm

And you have proved my point

Tenacious O

9/8/16 6:34pm

A bunch of guys ganged up and assaulted and peed on a 7 year old?

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:35pm

Drunk guys at the urinal... Not a stretch at all when you

kotacoug

9/8/16 6:40pm

your disdain for Ute fans has made you delusional my friend, and anybody who

Utesplease

9/8/16 10:51pm

Did he just "urinate" on your post.

Heinz57

9/10/16 9:14am

He didn't accuse you. He accused a group of drunken guys.

Belboz

9/8/16 6:47pm

A 1% chance huh? So one out of every 100 Ute fans will pee on a 7-year old? Sounds about right.

Phaedrus

9/8/16 7:03pm

The fact that someone would even give it a probability of

Wedgetail

9/8/16 8:18pm

He always does...he's as bad as the rest of them

Cyclogist

9/8/16 8:40pm

^^^head buried in material found on the west concourse floor

kotacoug

9/8/16 6:34pm

we had a similar experience at the same game...

ds7

9/8/16 6:36pm

While poor behavior, I'm not sure that qualifies as "similar"

The Dude Abides

9/8/16 6:45pm

It's still assault imo

Idahofallsblue

9/8/16 6:50pm

Not even close to "similar".

RichieRich

9/8/16 7:01pm

utes • inebriated fans • scaring kids

ds7

9/8/16 7:06pm

Exactly..in what universe is that similar to multiple adult males assaulting and urinating on a 7 year old?

RichieRich

9/8/16 7:12pm

Wear a BYU shirt to the game then. Ignorant tough guy.

byubyu

9/8/16 7:19pm

I'd love to see ute fans try this

spugeddy24

9/8/16 7:26pm

I have been to several holy war games at RES with my BYU fan dad.

Virginia Ute

9/9/16 7:17am

sounds like you are the black sheep haha

Idahofallsblue

9/9/16 7:19am

There's like a 1% chance that's true. Sorry.

Cyclogist

9/9/16 8:24am

This is my experience. Made up stories don't help with real issues.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:57am

Just because it your experiences have been positive, doesn't mean negative experiences

Tequila Mockingbird

9/9/16 11:36pm

I never said that. Just don't believe these outrageous stories.

Robert Newman

9/10/16 2:00pm

Fair enough. I believe they're usually exaggerated, but founded in at least some truth.

Tequila Mockingbird

9/10/16 3:32pm

That I agree with 100%

Robert Newman

9/10/16 3:35pm

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Bgash

9/8/16 8:56pm

The worst of that repulsive fan base will smiley this

vegas guey

9/8/16 6:29pm

Like dog and a bell

Cyclogist

9/9/16 11:19am

People will say you are lying. Sad thing is that it is most likely true.

budYu

9/8/16 6:30pm

This is not true at all. Even among deplorable Utes, there are a ton of amazing Ute fans that would never

Sugarhood

9/8/16 8:45pm

i agree...but...

ds7

9/8/16 9:55pm

except when it does...I've seen some really disgusting behavior from our fanbase

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:58am

The difference between the fans is we say stupid stuff and they do stupid stuff

SSCoug15

9/8/16 6:32pm

Uhhh, yeah.... Rightttttt

Pacino

9/8/16 6:32pm

Really need to take camera to RES and then make

Coug Dude

9/8/16 6:32pm

Someone needs to do this. I could do this walking around salt lake or park city

kotacoug

9/8/16 6:36pm

I've been reading posts like this for like a decade.

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:38pm

Run to your board now and talk trash with the 10 fans over there

jrifkin48

9/8/16 6:42pm

Hey look V yewt found the laughy face button.

kotacoug

9/8/16 6:44pm

You think people walk around with go pros strapped to their head?

kotacoug

9/8/16 6:42pm

LOL. Every fan in that stadium has an HD video camera on their phone.

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:44pm

guaranteed, i see any of the crap i've seen in the past, i'll hold my phone up

ds7

9/8/16 6:46pm

They're so drunk that they're peeing on kids, but they stop when they so much as

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:47pm

well the guy who turned around and gaves us "double birds" every time BYU

ds7

9/8/16 6:49pm

Double birds? Whoooooo

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:51pm

and the vulgarities that go with it...just classy people...

ds7

9/8/16 6:54pm

I've been to many different stadiums and never been as poorly treated as at RES.

chago04

9/8/16 6:56pm

Have you worn your Michigan gear to a game against tOSU in Columbus?

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:59pm

That's one I haven't. I have done ASU gear in Tucson

chago04

9/8/16 7:46pm

I've been to hundreds. Never once had anyone give me the bird other than SLC and Logan

CougarBacker

9/8/16 7:01pm

Many. Utah fans are the worst I've seen.

Jeffacka

9/8/16 8:28pm

WOW!

BYUGardner

9/9/16 10:20pm

No true Aggie fan would also be a BYU fan.

Virginia Ute

9/10/16 10:06am

No true Aggie fan would piss on a 7 year old.

BYUGardner

9/10/16 10:40am

Neither would anyone in the real world.

Virginia Ute

9/10/16 10:42am

Did he admit to making it up?

BYUGardner

9/10/16 11:08am

Did he have to for one to know that it was made up?

Virginia Ute

9/10/16 2:09pm

Because your fanbase seems to be okay with that sort of behavior

SoCalCoug

9/8/16 6:44pm

well, cell phone recording is a rather recent phenomenon...

ds7

9/8/16 6:44pm

Because your fans steal phones and throw them.

Cougarfan777

9/8/16 6:48pm

Not just fans...the coach's family

Cyclogist

9/9/16 11:24am

So I'm supposed to pull a cell phone out in 1998 and film a guy trying to run my wife over?

CougarBacker

9/8/16 6:59pm

Because when drunk Utes are peeing on your 7-year-old son, the appropriate first

SoCalCoug

9/8/16 7:02pm

Do you actually believe a bunch of Utes peed on a 7 year old. That would be

Paul Hewson

9/8/16 7:10pm

Thank you! We need some rational thought. How are people believing this happened?

Sugarhood

9/8/16 9:07pm

If someone pissed on my kid the last thing I'd think is to record it.

spugeddy24

9/8/16 7:27pm

And then you see footage of a blowup doll...

Belboz

9/8/16 7:27pm

This is incredible. Does anyone really believe this actually happened and non-drunk people just

Sugarhood

9/8/16 8:37pm

I meant for this on the original thread but my stance still stands. This did not happen

Sugarhood

9/8/16 8:41pm

The blowup doll happened.

Jeffacka

9/8/16 8:45pm

I know it did. I was trying to respond about the original thread. My fault.

Sugarhood

9/8/16 8:46pm

Come on man. You flew to high to the sun, on wings of pastrami. Lies are better

Paul Hewson

9/8/16 6:33pm

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TheHop

9/8/16 6:35pm

Dude, your 7 year old son was accosted and urinated on and the police didn't

Pacino

9/8/16 6:38pm

As long as you get a UtahErrorCorrection smiley, then you've done your job.

Sock Gnome

9/8/16 6:39pm

Virginia Ute, I don't care if you believe me or not and frankly it sounds like you're going

CougarBacker

9/8/16 6:47pm

I'm sorry that I don't believe a group of adults ganged up and peed on a 7 year

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 6:50pm

And so you concur that Ute fan behavior is unbelievably bad

mvtoro

9/8/16 6:55pm

The only reason you don't believe it...

RichieRich

9/8/16 6:57pm

No idea if that happened. I wasn't there. But I can unequivocally tell you that what

CougarBacker

9/8/16 7:04pm

Would you believe it if it had been Raider fans peeing on a Bronco fan?

Belboz

9/8/16 7:21pm

Confirmation bias much?

Robert Newman

9/9/16 10:03am

If you say so tiger

CougarBacker

9/9/16 10:21am

I have as much credibility as you, except I don't create drama out of nothing to

Robert Newman

9/9/16 10:33am

Sounds like you've got it all figured out tiger. Your all knowing mind is astounding. A true wonder

CougarBacker

9/9/16 11:14am

Pretty close, although its easy to argue with the softballs you're lobbing

Robert Newman

9/9/16 11:37am

OH. COME. ON.

RichieRich

9/8/16 6:55pm

BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT THEN YOU CONDONE EVERY BAD THING THAT ANY UTE FAN

Virginia Ute

9/8/16 7:00pm

And, just to be clear...

RichieRich

9/8/16 7:08pm

He might not be explaining everything and I agree it could be embellished but

budYu

9/8/16 7:20pm

RE: Ute fans, RES, assault, and my personal struggle with rivalry bitterness

Cabadapeste

9/8/16 7:09pm

Almost the same exact thing happened to me

NorthBayCoug

9/8/16 7:09pm

From the mouth of two witnesses..

Cabadapeste

9/8/16 7:10pm

I have not experienced anything like that described in the original post, but I

Littlerich

9/8/16 7:16pm

If this true how did you not start throwing punches, if grown men were

Dynomite

9/8/16 7:21pm

Cause it's made up. What father would witness that and do nothing?

Paul Hewson

9/8/16 7:25pm

Pretty sure I would have killed somebody or died trying

Pacino

9/8/16 7:30pm

Ditto, the drunk Utes would have felt my rage

Dynomite

9/8/16 7:31pm

Or died trying. I would have lost my mind

Paul Hewson

9/8/16 7:42pm

My goal would be to get out of there.

Belboz

9/8/16 10:17pm

Having been in a somewhat similar situation, I have a different perspective

g$

9/9/16 12:11pm

It's too bad that there's not a test you do on bodily fluids that the police

Paul Hewson

9/8/16 7:24pm

RE: Ute fans, RES, assault, and my personal struggle with rivalry bitterness

Louis Litt

9/8/16 7:55pm

Wow. If this really did happen then I'm sorry, but this is so far out there that it's not even

Sugarhood

9/8/16 8:14pm

Were you awarded a DSC for your heroic efforts.

hanzelka

9/8/16 8:17pm

Took it way too far man. I dont think this one will stick. Get em next time.

Utesplease

9/8/16 10:47pm

You guys don't believe the real ones either

BYU '80

9/9/16 3:49pm

Careful, there are BYU guys on here like Robert Newman who don't believe anything

CougarBacker

9/9/16 5:12pm

Oh, I believe the true stories, just not the fake attempted murder ones. Lol

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:45pm

Too bad. It's such a great factual story too

CougarBacker

9/9/16 10:30pm

This is such unmitigated balony. If a kid were being assaulted like this at RES

Urbanite

9/9/16 7:49am

Haha - beer is too voluminous to sneak in

jorsmith

9/9/16 8:46am

Impossible. Seriously. How do they do it?

Finngirl

9/9/16 12:41pm

I speak as someone who has, on occasion successfully snuck a flask in.

Finngirl

9/9/16 4:25pm

I only think poorly of ALUF's who hate BYU and tolerate anti-LDS nonsense

CougarBacker

9/9/16 9:18am

Easy they did most of those things in the last bball game

BYU '80

9/9/16 3:41pm

Yeah ask Amanda Dixon how well people in blue are treated at ute tailgates

BYU '80

9/9/16 3:42pm

does lying make you feel good?

thisishowiroll

9/9/16 8:34am

The last time I was there was with the Harline catch and I was in the north east

Robert Newman

9/9/16 10:02am

FYI- This story is all the rage with Ute fans on Twitter today. Kind of funny

CougarBacker

9/9/16 10:21am

Yeah, makes us look like idiots for even believing this bologna. Ugh, why can't

Robert Newman

9/9/16 10:34am

And people wonder why MLM exist. PT Barnum was spot on

Paul Hewson

9/9/16 10:39am

Well said, I love the cougars, but some fans are just unbelievably embarrassing.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 10:43am

You're doing a great job of making yourself look like an idiot actually

CougarBacker

9/9/16 11:15am

Like claiming ute fans tried to murder my wife. Yeah, I don't think anyone

Robert Newman

9/9/16 11:38am

RE: Like claiming ute fans tried to murder my wife. Yeah, I don't think anyone

CougarBacker

9/9/16 11:54am

"us" and "we"?

Cyclogist

9/9/16 12:00pm

Yes, what's the question?

Robert Newman

9/9/16 12:01pm

You trying to convince anyone you're not a yewt.

Cyclogist

9/9/16 12:03pm

You could try to not be lazy and research my posts. That's a good start.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 12:05pm

Why don't you just stop acting like a jerk in the way you treat the other people

Cyclogist

9/9/16 12:12pm

Please call me Tiger. Not jerk. I'm not acting any different than you or

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:01pm

Tiger

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:05pm

Dang it! I preferred the whole omnipotent slant you were going with.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:06pm

And actually you are acting differently than us. I never called anyone a liar, without

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:07pm

But, you're good at name calling and appear to have an anger issue. I hope that

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:15pm

Actually, I never called anyone a liar.

Cyclogist

9/9/16 1:13pm

That's true, except for when you claimed I was pretending to be a BYU fan.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:16pm

Yeah he doesn't seem to understand that he's the problem. Calling me a liar, without

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:20pm

Um, he did call me a liar when he said I was a yewt claiming to be a BYU fan.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:22pm

Never have made anything up and never will. Acting like a yewt, makes you a yewt in my book.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:25pm

Atleast I'm not making things up. Sorry for hurting your feelings about the

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:28pm

Wheh! Good thing I'm neither making anything up or having feelings hurt.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:35pm

You're using the wrong name.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:38pm

Nah, they all fit well

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:55pm

No you've got Robert all wrong. He's not a Ute. Rather, he's all-knowing and all-seeing.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 12:16pm

That's better than tiger.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:03pm

Tiger

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:07pm

Dang it! I preferred the whole omnipotent slant you were going with.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:17pm

You name it, you're acting like it.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:22pm

How about storyteller?

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:25pm

Whats your story? Do tell

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:28pm

I'll share. Even though you claim to not care. Once upon a time

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:31pm

Wow that really sucks. I actually know a guy who who would likely know for sure.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:37pm

He's a pretty cool guy. Although you seem to have made up a ton about a

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:40pm

I made something up? Huh, weird. I'm pretty sure only 1 of us was there and

CougarBacker

9/9/16 2:00pm

You couldn't handle that power, you'd actually have to tell the truth. No more

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:44pm

It's amazing how much absolute knowledge you have of all things. It's uncanny. A true artist.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 10:32pm

This thread has been one of the more masterful troll jobs I have seen.

Virginia Ute

9/9/16 11:30am

Tall tale for sure. I'd be in prison right now if 5 guys peed on my kid

SJS

9/9/16 12:14pm

You think that story is untrue, try this one...

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:04pm

Ah yes, the omnipotent Robert in all his clowning goodness. He knows all, he sees all

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:24pm

This is good, I continue on with these names. They're better. Although clown

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:26pm

Clown sounds good to me

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:28pm

Now time to make up a un believable story about a clown who fought

Robert Newman

9/9/16 1:31pm

Can't wait. Sounds right up your alley.

CougarBacker

9/9/16 1:37pm

It's bedtime, can you tell me some more fantastical untrue stories to go to bed?

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:48pm

I like the one about the fake people who saw you see a fake crime.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:51pm

Sounds good tiger. Too bad people like you exist. The world would be a much nicer

CougarBacker

9/9/16 10:35pm

Too bad this thread had this much interest. It's a total lie and the poster knows it

Sugarhood

9/9/16 9:45pm

Careful, CougarBacker will start calling you mean names.

Robert Newman

9/9/16 9:47pm

This is a top 10 thread in CB history

Clark Addison

9/10/16 8:14am

I'm glad I could contribute. Although Robert Newman and I have been forced by the

CougarBacker

9/10/16 1:27pm

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