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Jul 22, 2019
10:47:11am

ditch All-American

Could be a golden opportunity.

Hypothetically let's say that one of the the College gameday announcers for the BYU Utah game has recently added my sister on instagram, is chatting w her a bit and has asked her on a date. If there was a really good one-liner jab against the Utes that could be offered to him to use during the game, what would it be? Any ideas that we could get away with?

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ditch

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Could be a golden opportunity.

ditch

7/22/19 10:47am

Is there a good tie, hat or shirt we could send to him?

ditch

7/22/19 10:49am

Wow, using your sister to get a jab at the yewts

Zaphod

7/22/19 10:53am

She hates the Utes too. I see no problem w that. This is for the rivalry. .

ditch

7/22/19 11:01am

Turns out that circuitous route is much easier to navigate than actually beating them on the field...

foofcoug

7/22/19 11:05am

Enjoy being able to say that while it lasts.

ditch

7/22/19 11:06am

Then we'll be like the Utes of the 80s - 1 win for the decade! AWESOME!

foofcoug

7/22/19 11:09am

You are a ray of sunshine.

ditch

7/22/19 11:13am

You gotta start somewhere. And yea, it would be awesome to win.

ditch

7/22/19 11:15am

The journey of 1,000 miles starts with....ah nevermind

SingleStrapBackpack

7/22/19 1:34pm

More like...

akmewg

7/22/19 11:49pm

The only team with a national championship, resides in Provo

slccoug

7/22/19 10:56am

"Utah has been trying to catch-up to BYU since BYU got a National Championship

here's to hoping

7/22/19 4:35pm

Either have Utah reffered to as the Aggies or that their conference affiliation is the WAC

Coug

7/22/19 11:08am

That would be ideal! 🙂

ImuaKahuku

7/22/19 11:13am

I think having a slip of the tongue calling it the "WAC-12" would be incredible.

TrueAggieBlue

7/22/19 11:13am

Winner^^ It's subtle, but would cut to the heart of every PAC12 T-shirt wearing

Kugmo

7/22/19 12:24pm

Hopefully this game ends soon. A lot of Ute fans’ shifts start at midnight and

tRoy

7/22/19 11:17am

Talk about Logan and their jump to the PAC12 from the WAC.

vagabonder

7/22/19 11:23am

"The dynamic of this game is intriguing, many Ute grads end up employed by

ditch

7/22/19 11:38am

Lee Corso's sliding into DM's huh?

7/22/19 11:51am

David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Kawhi Leonard, George Gervin, Parker

lilpenny

7/22/19 12:02pm

Wrong thread

puntersarepeople

7/22/19 12:14pm

How about ask him to spend a half hour before the game with tailgating groups of

Kugmo

7/22/19 12:16pm

The only one I'd like to hear- "BYU defeats Utah"

PJMort

7/22/19 12:20pm

"...and again, all is right in the college football world."

Kugmo

7/22/19 1:39pm

Get the sideline reporter to compliment KWhit on his pants

flyonawall

7/22/19 1:51pm

Year please! Say something about K-twit’s pants

7/22/19 3:05pm

Ask him if he's ever considered wearing leather. Or better yet - pleather.

Eddie

7/22/19 5:25pm

RE: Could be a golden opportunity.

7/22/19 3:06pm

You can share The Dude’s recent tweets.

Dr MoBYU

7/22/19 3:53pm

Get them to do a replay of “nice leather pants.”

Dr MoBYU

7/22/19 3:53pm

Double dip: "Many people think that U of U is in Ogden but it's actually

Tosotikoga

7/22/19 3:59pm

uu = SLC, usu = North Ogden

Benfica1

7/22/19 4:25pm

Step 1: read the whole message. Step 2. Let it sink in. Step 3. Smile b/c you

Tosotikoga

7/22/19 5:58pm

I read it and found it funny. Just added the "north". Well done.

Benfica1

7/23/19 7:42am

Sorry... I'm confused. College GameDay Week 1 is Auburn vs. Oregon, on Saturday, Aug 31. They don't typically do

Et Lux in Domino

7/22/19 5:27pm

Wrong. This game was a College GameDay game

puntersarepeople

7/22/19 5:33pm

Okay... but is GameDay going to be in Provo next month? Link? They'll be in Dallas two days later

Et Lux in Domino

7/22/19 5:48pm

The Alabama vs FSU game was College GameDay two days later

puntersarepeople

7/22/19 5:57pm

Is this really true? The GameDay guys are pretty old

puntersarepeople

7/22/19 6:05pm

RE: Is this really true? The GameDay guys are pretty old

7/22/19 6:08pm

I've heard stories of athletes having a girl or two in every city, in their respective leagues. I suppose an ESPN CFB

Et Lux in Domino

7/22/19 6:29pm

This isn't like that.

ditch

7/22/19 10:08pm

RE: This isn't like that.

utahma11

7/23/19 8:05am

So based on the clues, it seems like it is Emmanuel Acho. Played for Texas...

TrueAggieBlue

7/23/19 8:06am

What do you mean by "College gameday announcers for the BYU Utah game"?

7/22/19 6:30pm

IDK

ditch

7/22/19 10:14pm

did you find out who it was? And why is he following your sister? she big on IG?

7/25/19 7:05pm

RE: did you find out who it was? And why is he following your sister? she big on

ditch

7/25/19 10:20pm

perhaps something to the effect of

7/30/19 6:58pm

edited the above with more practical statements

7/30/19 7:02pm

I like those.

ditch

7/30/19 11:08pm

Tell your sister to not

chazen

7/22/19 7:30pm

Don’t ruin it man! How else is she going to convince him to bash the U?

puntersarepeople

7/22/19 9:31pm

Maybe that's what would happen to your sister.

ditch

7/22/19 10:11pm

My sisters don't let people they don't know add them and take them on

chazen

7/25/19 12:38am

Asked her on a date via Instagram? RED FLAG!

UNHuskerCoug

7/23/19 11:20am

Lol do you know how dating works these days?

7/23/19 11:40am

I know how normal people meet and date. I also know how creeps

UNHuskerCoug

7/23/19 11:44am

How do normal people meet and date? Im curious? Lots and lots of DM sliding these days. Also how old are you? This will

7/23/19 11:51am

Believe it or not, creeps and socially inept people are found through church,

7/23/19 11:52am

RE: I know how normal people meet and date. I also know how creeps

ditch

7/23/19 12:43pm

Wait, you’re gen z and have been married for 20 years? I thought gen z was born

Jay Rick

7/23/19 12:51pm

yeah millennials are older than gen z.

TrueAggieBlue

7/23/19 12:57pm

Obviously that was a typo.

ditch

7/23/19 2:34pm

Unless you were 5 when you got married, you're not Gen-Z. You're most likely a member of Generation X.

Et Lux in Domino

7/23/19 2:08pm

If you've been married for 20 years, you're most like Gen X. Maybe a very old

Jay Rick

7/23/19 2:20pm

Most people consider GEN X to be 1961 to 1981-ish.

Et Lux in Domino

7/23/19 2:33pm

I was thinking gen x in my head and typed gen z. Oops.

ditch

7/23/19 2:30pm

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ditch

7/23/19 2:29pm

Unless your sister is Margot Robbie, or Gal Gadot, I sincerely doubt that she has the influence or capacity to convince

Et Lux in Domino

7/26/19 12:43am

RE: Unless your sister is Margot Robbie, or Gal Gadot, I sincerely doubt that she has the influence or capacity to

7/26/19 9:01am

You are taking this way too seriously.

ditch

7/26/19 10:09am

Quiet Ute

puntersarepeople

7/26/19 12:10pm

Your sister is going to get stood up for a sluttier Ute girl.

Ikuna

7/31/19 7:09am

She lives in Texas, not Utah

puntersarepeople

7/31/19 7:11am

Why doesn't she just get him to say...

Et Lux in Domino

7/31/19 10:50pm

That's actually pretty good stuff.

ditch

8/1/19 12:03am

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