I’m dead on the side of the highway if I’m 3 minutes late getting home

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Jan 14, 2021
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NorthernLight

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Last login: Apr 28, 2024
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What is an irrational fear your spouse has?

4thNephite

1/14/21 1:02pm

spiders. completely irrational.

Cougarclaw

1/14/21 1:03pm

Get a salt gun, she can go full on Rambo with them

JONBOY

1/14/21 1:04pm

Those things are a lot of fun.

fldnstrm

1/14/21 1:06pm

Spiders 🕷!

BYU Grounds

1/14/21 1:14pm

He said IRRATIONAL. I've had them shut the door behind me and corner me.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 1:59pm

Mice. Crazy irrational.

idacoug

1/14/21 1:04pm

Tape Measures

PCCoug

1/14/21 1:05pm

How fast can it retract from 2.5 inches?

RealSimsShadY

1/14/21 1:29pm

I was in the pool!

PCCoug

1/14/21 2:52pm

they have thermometers for that...

The Pope

1/14/21 1:07pm

RE: they have thermometers for that...

4thNephite

1/14/21 2:54pm

That Salma Hayek will come and steal me away from her

Adrielle

1/14/21 1:08pm

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BYULAWGUY

1/14/21 1:08pm

Running out of food when she is in charge of feeding a large group.

N8Dawg

1/14/21 1:08pm

Hotel Room Floors

SpudNut

1/14/21 1:08pm

Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel carpet?

CObluezone

1/14/21 1:50pm

RE: Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel

Kral

1/14/21 2:08pm

Exactly!!!!

CObluezone

1/14/21 3:51pm

Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.

SpudNut

1/14/21 2:21pm

RE: Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.

CObluezone

1/14/21 3:51pm

Do a black light on your next hotel room floor. You’ll join your wife

chazen

1/15/21 12:28am

Reminds me of this

Triznaynay

1/15/21 9:53am

Elbows.

Little Mac

1/14/21 1:09pm

Electrical fires and electrocution

cougarstrong

1/14/21 1:09pm

This one might be my favorite.

Little Mac

1/14/21 11:18pm

La llorona

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 1:11pm

I had to look up this one.

Doozy

1/14/21 1:13pm

She's great to keep your kids quiet at night, but, may stay w/ them for a while

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 1:18pm

Is she from New Mexico?

Thrill

1/14/21 2:44pm

Texas

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 2:56pm

Bathtub falling through the ceiling.

YSMACK

1/14/21 1:12pm

that the person standing silent at the foot of her bed in the dark is a murderer

1/14/21 1:12pm

C'mon, shadow people can't do physical harm ... or can they???

Hawk in the 303

1/14/21 1:47pm

Math

Skipshot

1/14/21 1:13pm

Flying over the ocean and crashing.

TheLoneCougar

1/14/21 1:15pm

Not having food or snack to offer people if they come to our house. Also the house not being clean when they come

RoaroftheCougartails

1/14/21 1:16pm

Running out of gas

KingDave

1/14/21 1:17pm

Try driving down Virgin River Gorge on I‐15 with your gas light on.

Taysom 4 Heisman

1/14/21 1:21pm

I’ve had one time that I almost ran out

KingDave

1/14/21 1:31pm

supertux

1/14/21 1:32pm

My old neighbor had to go "rescue" his wife at least 3 or 4 time each year

MormonThug

1/15/21 8:45am

That the house will be messy when people come by to visit.

wabluecoug

1/14/21 1:20pm

I hate it. We all live in somewhat at times messy homes. I hate having to deep

Adwight

1/14/21 1:22pm

My house is never messy and people can visit at a moment's notice

Northwest Cougar

1/14/21 1:39pm

COVID

Adwight

1/14/21 1:21pm

My wife is same way. If I turn my back on the grill she's there checking if cooked.

hitechcpa

1/14/21 1:21pm

Kids

valleus

1/14/21 1:23pm

Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

celtic_ranger_dad

1/14/21 1:26pm

RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

Northwest Cougar

1/14/21 1:42pm

RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

celtic_ranger_dad

1/14/21 1:50pm

Two words: Fire ants

Florwood

1/14/21 3:04pm

I have 2 great ant stories as a missionary in the Philippines

Little Mac

1/14/21 11:37pm

I hate ants too. It’s their numbers. Their numbers are creepy

ColonelMustard

1/15/21 2:39pm

metal grates like drain covers

supertux

1/14/21 1:27pm

Trypophobia! What's the big deal?

Diablo and Doc

1/14/21 1:28pm

Mods—ban this man

scootsy

1/14/21 1:30pm

I’m dead on the side of the highway if I’m 3 minutes late getting home

NorthernLight

1/14/21 1:35pm

black ice.. everything is watch out for black ice..

cougfanz

1/14/21 1:37pm

Possible language warning

RealSimsShadY

1/14/21 1:46pm

Nevermind on the language. We good

RealSimsShadY

1/14/21 1:50pm

ISIS invading our neighborhood

maxpowers

1/14/21 1:46pm

Thanatophobia

Elvis

1/14/21 1:58pm

Electricity. She can't watch me change a light bulb.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 2:00pm

Birds

Gibbcoug

1/14/21 2:06pm

Chem trails. I'm totally serious. I think I've talked her out of it.

DomCasual

1/14/21 2:13pm

Thanks for sharing. That made me chuckle.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 2:14pm

Tornados

A_blue_car

1/14/21 2:31pm

Ghosts.

Byron McNertney

1/14/21 2:35pm

Dehydration. She is constantly on everyone's case to drink more water.

Thrill

1/14/21 2:46pm

Spiders

slowhiteguy

1/14/21 3:55pm

That people outside can see through window blinds or screen and into our house.

Doozy

1/14/21 6:01pm

Drains

scootsy

1/14/21 6:01pm

Chewing gum and escalators

Breaded Hamster

1/14/21 10:58pm

randos on cb asking bizarre questions about her

BYUtiful

1/15/21 1:48am

Dolls

Coug Eastwood

1/15/21 7:41am

My wife has an irrational fear that she is some kind of a failure as a spouse

southprovocougar

1/15/21 10:51am

Bring at home alone over night. We live in a very save neighborhood with its own security and everything. Still, I think

vegasnative

1/15/21 11:04am

Cruise Ships.

Ssebo

1/15/21 12:55pm

Mountain lions, lightning, running out of gas, FOMO on whatever our friends are

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