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Jan 14, 2021
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celtic_ranger_dad
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RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,
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What is an irrational fear your spouse has?
4thNephite
1/14/21 1:02pm
spiders. completely irrational.
Cougarclaw
1/14/21 1:03pm
Get a salt gun, she can go full on Rambo with them
JONBOY
1/14/21 1:04pm
Those things are a lot of fun.
fldnstrm
1/14/21 1:06pm
Spiders 🕷!
BYU Grounds
1/14/21 1:14pm
He said IRRATIONAL. I've had them shut the door behind me and corner me.
JarJarBeeps
1/14/21 1:59pm
Mice. Crazy irrational.
idacoug
1/14/21 1:04pm
Tape Measures
PCCoug
1/14/21 1:05pm
How fast can it retract from 2.5 inches?
RealSimsShadY
1/14/21 1:29pm
I was in the pool!
PCCoug
1/14/21 2:52pm
they have thermometers for that...
The Pope
1/14/21 1:07pm
RE: they have thermometers for that...
4thNephite
1/14/21 2:54pm
That Salma Hayek will come and steal me away from her
Adrielle
1/14/21 1:08pm
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BYULAWGUY
1/14/21 1:08pm
Running out of food when she is in charge of feeding a large group.
N8Dawg
1/14/21 1:08pm
Hotel Room Floors
SpudNut
1/14/21 1:08pm
Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel carpet?
CObluezone
1/14/21 1:50pm
RE: Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel
Kral
1/14/21 2:08pm
Exactly!!!!
CObluezone
1/14/21 3:51pm
Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.
SpudNut
1/14/21 2:21pm
RE: Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.
CObluezone
1/14/21 3:51pm
Do a black light on your next hotel room floor. You’ll join your wife
chazen
1/15/21 12:28am
Reminds me of this
Triznaynay
1/15/21 9:53am
Elbows.
Little Mac
1/14/21 1:09pm
Electrical fires and electrocution
cougarstrong
1/14/21 1:09pm
This one might be my favorite.
Little Mac
1/14/21 11:18pm
La llorona
IceBlueCoug
1/14/21 1:11pm
I had to look up this one.
Doozy
1/14/21 1:13pm
She's great to keep your kids quiet at night, but, may stay w/ them for a while
IceBlueCoug
1/14/21 1:18pm
Is she from New Mexico?
Thrill
1/14/21 2:44pm
Texas
IceBlueCoug
1/14/21 2:56pm
Bathtub falling through the ceiling.
YSMACK
1/14/21 1:12pm
that the person standing silent at the foot of her bed in the dark is a murderer
g$
1/14/21 1:12pm
C'mon, shadow people can't do physical harm ... or can they???
Hawk in the 303
1/14/21 1:47pm
Math
Skipshot
1/14/21 1:13pm
Flying over the ocean and crashing.
TheLoneCougar
1/14/21 1:15pm
Not having food or snack to offer people if they come to our house. Also the house not being clean when they come
RoaroftheCougartails
1/14/21 1:16pm
Running out of gas
KingDave
1/14/21 1:17pm
Try driving down Virgin River Gorge on I‐15 with your gas light on.
Taysom 4 Heisman
1/14/21 1:21pm
I’ve had one time that I almost ran out
KingDave
1/14/21 1:31pm
Probably similar to driving from Atlanta to Orlando right after a hurricane where the last functioning gas station is in
supertux
1/14/21 1:32pm
My old neighbor had to go "rescue" his wife at least 3 or 4 time each year
MormonThug
1/15/21 8:45am
That the house will be messy when people come by to visit.
wabluecoug
1/14/21 1:20pm
I hate it. We all live in somewhat at times messy homes. I hate having to deep
Adwight
1/14/21 1:22pm
My house is never messy and people can visit at a moment's notice
Northwest Cougar
1/14/21 1:39pm
COVID
Adwight
1/14/21 1:21pm
My wife is same way. If I turn my back on the grill she's there checking if cooked.
hitechcpa
1/14/21 1:21pm
Kids
valleus
1/14/21 1:23pm
Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,
celtic_ranger_dad
1/14/21 1:26pm
RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,
Northwest Cougar
1/14/21 1:42pm
RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,
celtic_ranger_dad
1/14/21 1:50pm
Two words: Fire ants
Florwood
1/14/21 3:04pm
I have 2 great ant stories as a missionary in the Philippines
Little Mac
1/14/21 11:37pm
I hate ants too. It’s their numbers. Their numbers are creepy
ColonelMustard
1/15/21 2:39pm
metal grates like drain covers
supertux
1/14/21 1:27pm
Trypophobia! What's the big deal?
Diablo and Doc
1/14/21 1:28pm
Mods—ban this man
scootsy
1/14/21 1:30pm
I’m dead on the side of the highway if I’m 3 minutes late getting home
NorthernLight
1/14/21 1:35pm
black ice.. everything is watch out for black ice..
cougfanz
1/14/21 1:37pm
Possible language warning
RealSimsShadY
1/14/21 1:46pm
Nevermind on the language. We good
RealSimsShadY
1/14/21 1:50pm
ISIS invading our neighborhood
maxpowers
1/14/21 1:46pm
Thanatophobia
Elvis
1/14/21 1:58pm
Electricity. She can't watch me change a light bulb.
JarJarBeeps
1/14/21 2:00pm
Birds
Gibbcoug
1/14/21 2:06pm
Chem trails. I'm totally serious. I think I've talked her out of it.
DomCasual
1/14/21 2:13pm
Thanks for sharing. That made me chuckle.
JarJarBeeps
1/14/21 2:14pm
Tornados
A_blue_car
1/14/21 2:31pm
Ghosts.
Byron McNertney
1/14/21 2:35pm
Dehydration. She is constantly on everyone's case to drink more water.
Thrill
1/14/21 2:46pm
Spiders
slowhiteguy
1/14/21 3:55pm
That people outside can see through window blinds or screen and into our house.
Doozy
1/14/21 6:01pm
Drains
scootsy
1/14/21 6:01pm
Chewing gum and escalators
Breaded Hamster
1/14/21 10:58pm
randos on cb asking bizarre questions about her
BYUtiful
1/15/21 1:48am
Dolls
Coug Eastwood
1/15/21 7:41am
My wife has an irrational fear that she is some kind of a failure as a spouse
southprovocougar
1/15/21 10:51am
Bring at home alone over night. We live in a very save neighborhood with its own security and everything. Still, I think
vegasnative
1/15/21 11:04am
Cruise Ships.
Ssebo
1/15/21 12:55pm
Mountain lions, lightning, running out of gas, FOMO on whatever our friends are
Blue Cougar
1/15/21 3:05pm
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