Chewing gum and escalators

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Jan 14, 2021
10:58:29pm

Breaded Hamster All-American

Chewing gum and escalators

Chewing gum is hated so badly, it’s only allowed in my truck. Kids want to ride in my truck, not because it’s a truck, but because it has gum in it.

And her mom made her deathly afraid of getting her feet torn off by escalators.

Fortunately she knows these things are irrational, but she still holds onto them.

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Breaded Hamster

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Time

What is an irrational fear your spouse has?

4thNephite

1/14/21 1:02pm

spiders. completely irrational.

Cougarclaw

1/14/21 1:03pm

Get a salt gun, she can go full on Rambo with them

JONBOY

1/14/21 1:04pm

Those things are a lot of fun.

fldnstrm

1/14/21 1:06pm

Spiders 🕷!

BYU Grounds

1/14/21 1:14pm

He said IRRATIONAL. I've had them shut the door behind me and corner me.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 1:59pm

Mice. Crazy irrational.

idacoug

1/14/21 1:04pm

Tape Measures

PCCoug

1/14/21 1:05pm

How fast can it retract from 2.5 inches?

1/14/21 1:29pm

I was in the pool!

PCCoug

1/14/21 2:52pm

they have thermometers for that...

The Pope

1/14/21 1:07pm

RE: they have thermometers for that...

4thNephite

1/14/21 2:54pm

That Salma Hayek will come and steal me away from her

Adrielle

1/14/21 1:08pm

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BYULAWGUY

1/14/21 1:08pm

Running out of food when she is in charge of feeding a large group.

N8Dawg

1/14/21 1:08pm

Hotel Room Floors

SpudNut

1/14/21 1:08pm

Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel carpet?

CObluezone

1/14/21 1:50pm

RE: Hey, I have the same issue. Imagine if a black light was shined on hotel

Kral

1/14/21 2:08pm

Exactly!!!!

CObluezone

1/14/21 3:51pm

Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.

SpudNut

1/14/21 2:21pm

RE: Imagine a black light on the floor of a Lake Powell fractional house boat.

CObluezone

1/14/21 3:51pm

Do a black light on your next hotel room floor. You’ll join your wife

chazen

1/15/21 12:28am

Reminds me of this

Triznaynay

1/15/21 9:53am

Elbows.

Little Mac

1/14/21 1:09pm

Electrical fires and electrocution

cougarstrong

1/14/21 1:09pm

This one might be my favorite.

Little Mac

1/14/21 11:18pm

La llorona

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 1:11pm

I had to look up this one.

Doozy

1/14/21 1:13pm

She's great to keep your kids quiet at night, but, may stay w/ them for a while

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 1:18pm

Is she from New Mexico?

Thrill

1/14/21 2:44pm

Texas

IceBlueCoug

1/14/21 2:56pm

Bathtub falling through the ceiling.

YSMACK

1/14/21 1:12pm

that the person standing silent at the foot of her bed in the dark is a murderer

g$

1/14/21 1:12pm

C'mon, shadow people can't do physical harm ... or can they???

Hawk in the 303

1/14/21 1:47pm

Math

Skipshot

1/14/21 1:13pm

Flying over the ocean and crashing.

1/14/21 1:15pm

Not having food or snack to offer people if they come to our house. Also the house not being clean when they come

RoaroftheCougartails

1/14/21 1:16pm

Running out of gas

KingDave

1/14/21 1:17pm

Try driving down Virgin River Gorge on I‐15 with your gas light on.

Taysom 4 Heisman

1/14/21 1:21pm

I’ve had one time that I almost ran out

KingDave

1/14/21 1:31pm

Probably similar to driving from Atlanta to Orlando right after a hurricane where the last functioning gas station is in

supertux

1/14/21 1:32pm

My old neighbor had to go "rescue" his wife at least 3 or 4 time each year

MormonThug

1/15/21 8:45am

That the house will be messy when people come by to visit.

wabluecoug

1/14/21 1:20pm

I hate it. We all live in somewhat at times messy homes. I hate having to deep

Adwight

1/14/21 1:22pm

My house is never messy and people can visit at a moment's notice

Northwest Cougar

1/14/21 1:39pm

COVID

Adwight

1/14/21 1:21pm

My wife is same way. If I turn my back on the grill she's there checking if cooked.

hitechcpa

1/14/21 1:21pm

Kids

valleus

1/14/21 1:23pm

Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

celtic_ranger_dad

1/14/21 1:26pm

RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

Northwest Cougar

1/14/21 1:42pm

RE: Ants... I can understand spiders, roaches, wasps,

celtic_ranger_dad

1/14/21 1:50pm

Two words: Fire ants

Florwood

1/14/21 3:04pm

I have 2 great ant stories as a missionary in the Philippines

Little Mac

1/14/21 11:37pm

I hate ants too. It’s their numbers. Their numbers are creepy

1/15/21 2:39pm

metal grates like drain covers

supertux

1/14/21 1:27pm

Trypophobia! What's the big deal?

1/14/21 1:28pm

Mods—ban this man

scootsy

1/14/21 1:30pm

I’m dead on the side of the highway if I’m 3 minutes late getting home

1/14/21 1:35pm

black ice.. everything is watch out for black ice..

cougfanz

1/14/21 1:37pm

Possible language warning

1/14/21 1:46pm

Nevermind on the language. We good

1/14/21 1:50pm

ISIS invading our neighborhood

maxpowers

1/14/21 1:46pm

Thanatophobia

Elvis

1/14/21 1:58pm

Electricity. She can't watch me change a light bulb.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 2:00pm

Birds

Gibbcoug

1/14/21 2:06pm

Chem trails. I'm totally serious. I think I've talked her out of it.

DomCasual

1/14/21 2:13pm

Thanks for sharing. That made me chuckle.

JarJarBeeps

1/14/21 2:14pm

Tornados

A_blue_car

1/14/21 2:31pm

Ghosts.

Byron McNertney

1/14/21 2:35pm

Dehydration. She is constantly on everyone's case to drink more water.

Thrill

1/14/21 2:46pm

Spiders

slowhiteguy

1/14/21 3:55pm

That people outside can see through window blinds or screen and into our house.

Doozy

1/14/21 6:01pm

Drains

scootsy

1/14/21 6:01pm

Chewing gum and escalators

Breaded Hamster

1/14/21 10:58pm

randos on cb asking bizarre questions about her

BYUtiful

1/15/21 1:48am

Dolls

1/15/21 7:41am

My wife has an irrational fear that she is some kind of a failure as a spouse

southprovocougar

1/15/21 10:51am

Bring at home alone over night. We live in a very save neighborhood with its own security and everything. Still, I think

vegasnative

1/15/21 11:04am

Cruise Ships.

Ssebo

1/15/21 12:55pm

Mountain lions, lightning, running out of gas, FOMO on whatever our friends are

Blue Cougar

1/15/21 3:05pm

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