They might not catch a frisbee, but you can teach them to skateboard if you want. Ours will happily walk 1.5 miles at a brisk pace.
If you don’t walk her, she is fine and doesn’t act like a spaz. She has zero energy requirements. In a couple of years I haven’t taken her to the vet for anything other than eating a grape. She has baby snores but you mostly don’t hear them.
And she takes tiny poops.
Your description is a better fit for English bulldogs.