If you are willing to pay me $150k starting, let me know. It sounds like I am your man. My mom can hardly walk, so she probably is not coming to a job interview with me. I actually can do everything on my resume.
I have done projects using Java, Python, R, SAS, SQL, Tableau (those are the main ones). I also dislike working for a place that revolves around ping pong. Please do not make me play ping pong.
Now I'll just have to decide if I can put up with a crusty old man for a boss. 😉 😉