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Jul 31, 2017
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slatecoug

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I've already publicly stated my guarantee that BYU will beat Utah this year, but

Rise Against

7/31/17 12:51pm

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East1999

7/31/17 12:55pm

Three of our WRs run sub 4.4s

BrutustheBrash

7/31/17 1:00pm

None of your WR run sub 4.4s.

displacedute

7/31/17 1:04pm

He meant when timed with Ute stopwatches. Those always shave off a little time.

IceCreamButt

7/31/17 1:13pm

Yeah I think Kalani and co learned some things about 40 timing from the U

titlecoug

7/31/17 1:54pm

Are you on drugs?

GoCubsGo

8/2/17 8:05am

Are you always two days behind?

kalifi

8/2/17 9:20am

Are you talking to me?

BrutustheBrash

8/2/17 9:29am

Wow. Pass me some of that nitrous oxide.

Mikey

7/31/17 1:00pm

That was a GREAT read! Nicely done.

LV Mike

7/31/17 1:00pm

Drink up boys!

jensen46

7/31/17 1:23pm

I love it. Great stuff.

TFL

7/31/17 1:31pm

Love the analysis, I am pumped... Let's do this.

reezonablecoug

7/31/17 1:32pm

Make sure we pack the place with BLUE not red, people!

YSeattle

7/31/17 1:46pm

Preach it, brother. Glory, hallelujah! Amen!

d-coug

7/31/17 2:04pm

I rewatched the 2016 game again and was impressed with Troy Williams

D.T. Survivor

7/31/17 2:08pm

He got worse as the season wore on, and there's a reason for that:

Left Shark Coug

7/31/17 3:17pm

I'm not going to discount that was a factor in his regression.

mpfunk

8/1/17 9:26am

Bernard Francis? I know, two first names. Easy to do...

whozit

7/31/17 2:11pm

I went back and saw that in my haste I made quite a few spelling errors. woops!

Rise Against

7/31/17 2:19pm

This sounds so familiar to a rant I heard at UDA leadership.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 2:21pm

Lackluster? Oh come on buddy, at least do a little research.

Rise Against

7/31/17 2:25pm

I agree that BYU's receivers are as untested as Utah's secondary.

Y'zFan

7/31/17 2:42pm

Coould be Carrington

BrutustheBrash

7/31/17 3:01pm

Utah returns over 1000 receiving yards if we include the TEs.

displacedute

7/31/17 3:29pm

True, but who are those receivers going up against? That's the entire point

Rise Against

7/31/17 3:37pm

Zero experience is absolutely false.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:41pm

You do realize that we have our own fair share of 4* players in our secondary?

Rise Against

7/31/17 3:45pm

I'd take Troy Warner.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:59pm

Also, name the "fair share of 4* guys" in your secondary

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:09pm

We have 3 just in our secondary. See post below. SMH.

Rise Against

7/31/17 4:15pm

Okay. Your defensive backs are more talented than Utah's.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:23pm

Oh, and Mangum is clearly much better than Troy Williams.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:27pm

The WR edge is to Utah by a wide margin.

displacedute

7/31/17 3:52pm

Assuming Carrington can stay out of jail....

wilsdad

7/31/17 4:57pm

We only have to keep him clean for 6 weeks for it to matter in this game.

displacedute

7/31/17 5:45pm

That's funny....

wilsdad

7/31/17 8:49pm

Trinnaman only had 1 TD vs the back end of BYU's schedule?

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:15pm

Actually it was in the first month of the season.

slatecoug

7/31/17 5:18pm

Siaosi Wilson, Rae Singleton, Troy McCormick

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:33pm

Also, if you are strictly comparing starts of our WR's vs the starts of your

Rise Against

7/31/17 2:56pm

I don't disagree. I just wouldn't trade any of our DBs

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:37pm

Utah lost 7 of their top 8 DBs. BYU lost Kai Nacua and Mike Davis. You're

Left Shark Coug

7/31/17 3:22pm

With Hansen out, that's 8 of 8.

Rise Against

7/31/17 3:26pm

Do you know something nobody else knows about Chase Hansen?

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:45pm

Hansen, even on the short end of 4 weeks, that means that he comes back ready to

Rise Against

7/31/17 4:14pm

RE: Hansen, even on the short end of 4 weeks, that means that he comes back

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:16pm

How is that wrong? Ballard is a transfer and has zero experience at Utah.

Rise Against

7/31/17 4:27pm

You know, I'll admit this right now.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:39pm

I give you guys the edge in terms of talent and demonstrated coaching.

wilsdad

7/31/17 5:01pm

Man, I'm still laughing at you. Who knew Utah was so loaded with 5* guys

Rise Against

7/31/17 4:31pm

Hmm. Hansen played last week...

Portland Ute

9/3/17 12:22am

We are comparing receivers to secondary.

Y'zFan

7/31/17 3:30pm

The B - Boys are going to be rock solid

TFL

7/31/17 3:42pm

By season's end, probably. Sean Smith looked absolutely pathetic when he first

Left Shark Coug

7/31/17 3:51pm

Sean Smith was a converted WR/RB.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 3:56pm

Good point. But if you know enough about UU football

TFL

7/31/17 4:03pm

Look, I'm a Gamecock fan. We're every bit the CB U that Utah has become, and

Left Shark Coug

7/31/17 4:53pm

Not as much at Utah.

displacedute

7/31/17 5:01pm

Understood completely. But as a Gamecock fan, you'd understand

TFL

7/31/17 5:09pm

So you're counting on a drugged up, hazed over, broken back Nelson at QB?

Left Shark Coug

7/31/17 5:19pm

Lol. I didn't notice. I was too mesmerized

TFL

7/31/17 5:40pm

Our run game will do just fine against you guys. We have a ton of experience on

OlanchoCoug

8/2/17 2:05pm

We seem to never do just fine in the running game against Utah. Stout line.

D.T. Survivor

8/2/17 2:10pm

I'm sure your RBs and OL will be great

TFL

8/2/17 3:50pm

I love a good comedian. That was some funny stuff.

slatecoug

7/31/17 5:15pm

Gave it a POTD & a Smiley Face. Not a "laughing @ you" smiley face, but a "you

BamaCoug

7/31/17 2:21pm

First paragraph is spot on. I hope the rest is.

Y'zFan

7/31/17 2:40pm

All I know is it should be a great game! Love the enthusiasm!

pac12stickerhater

7/31/17 2:47pm

Agreed. It'll be a competitive game.

Portland Ute

7/31/17 4:13pm

Your predictive score, would not shock me. But we'll see.

LEDSFW

7/31/17 2:54pm

WR speed only matters if they can get free off the line. #Unknown

DumpsterFire

7/31/17 3:12pm

I believe in Nu'u Tafisi and Ben Cahoon.

Rise Against

7/31/17 3:15pm

Ben was here when Utah basically held our WR all game, not sure. Hope so though.

DumpsterFire

7/31/17 3:17pm

Unfortunately, Whit sold his soul long ago to make sure this doesn't happen

Huge Manatee

7/31/17 3:38pm

Help thou mine unbelief

DanSmith

7/31/17 3:49pm

^^^^ I'll have what he's having.

Soy Celeste

7/31/17 3:59pm

you lost me at McChesney. He was absolutely horrible

AFitisemanu

7/31/17 4:55pm

I'd like to drink what you are having....

wilsdad

7/31/17 5:11pm

I will celebrate ANY win over Utah. I'm hopeful, but this post acts like...

J-Rant

7/31/17 6:17pm

I'm more in line with this take than the OP. Any kind of Yewt win is great!

wickedgame71

7/31/17 6:28pm

What do you mean you guarantee? If BYU loses, then you will ...?

HenderCoug

7/31/17 6:34pm

Guarantee? Nothing is a guarantee in CFB. I'm cautiously optimistic. But let's

Real Men Wear Blue

7/31/17 6:38pm

It's a non-promise guarantee. As in, I guarantee it, but I'm not actually

HenderCoug

7/31/17 6:44pm

It'll come down to the usual stuff

cajuncoug

7/31/17 6:44pm

"...monkey stomp those Utes to the curb..". My ugly mood has been fixed. Thank

Rocketman

7/31/17 7:10pm

You had me until the "monkey stomp them to the curb". C'mon man, when has that really happened? I like the analysis

TyPower2016

7/31/17 9:18pm

I have seen my beloved Cougs lay the monkey stomp on the Yewts many times

Rocketman

7/31/17 9:26pm

My bad, I thought he was referring to football. My mistake if the post was meant for volleyball category

TyPower2016

7/31/17 9:41pm

Did you think that BYU and Utah started playing the rivalry (football) in 2005?

Rocketman

8/9/17 9:36pm

That would be 1996. Children conceived in celebration of that win will be legal

61_Shasta

7/31/17 9:35pm

I will be partaking in adults beverages on September 9th regardless of outcome. Hoping it is in celebration and not to

TyPower2016

7/31/17 9:43pm

No, we always have close games...minus 54-10. The Utes D-line will keep things

IronPotato

7/31/17 10:15pm

Your first sentence is wrong. You cannot throw history out the window until you get the monkey off your back.

Brisco

7/31/17 10:57pm

BYU might win this game. With the talent losses that Utah had they might even be

mpfunk

8/1/17 9:33am

This is maybe the worst overall take I've ever read

GoCubsGo

8/2/17 8:09am

Rentfree

TahoeBoy13

8/2/17 11:19am

Haha says the Ute fan on a BYU board.

IceCreamButt

8/2/17 12:48pm

State school.

crazY

8/2/17 1:53pm

What is, "Your arrangement for living in mom's basement?"

cajuncoug

8/13/17 11:29am

Makes me feel like....

TyPower2016

8/13/17 9:52am

34-10?

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