If you act say and do certain things to keep up appearances with your boss even though you don't suck up to him and kiss his yewt and then go and bag on him behind his back - YOU ARE STILL TWO FACED.
Saying that you disagree with people's opinions on here and then posting what you do on 12unemployedlosers.net that would otherwise get you banned on here are two very different things. TopYewt at least had the stones to keep the same tone between his posts here and 12convenienestoreclerks.net - you don't. If he has a leg up on you in anything that leaves you in pretty sorry company. Are you just a bigger coward than he is?
It is a good thing for you that jefe and the other mods are more tolerant and reasonable than that reject Webmonkey or you would have been gone long ago either due to blue stars or a perma-ban.
What it all boils down to is that none of your claims of being conservative, of being active LDS, or anything else relatable to the majority of the posters on here can be verified or even alleged to be true from our observation. Why? Because you are two different people between the two boards. And that is just as real as your dislike for BYU. No decent individual yewt or BYU fan likes to associate with a compulsive liar.
So what is it? Are you a liar or are you a wuss?