Over into the next life. Better to overcome your yewtness, while now in the flesh, so as to not hinder your eternal profession in the next. It's not like you haven't been exposed to the light while in this life. We know, it's hard to kick against the pricks, but there's still hope and you've shown great promise. While enemies at first, there are open arms for us to be friends at last...

This is all semi-TIC, but some of the phrasing above should resonate 😉