Sorry your husband has rabies, but you took that chance when you married a Ute.

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Nov 19, 2019
10:31:56pm

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Salami Karate

Previous username: James Halpert
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If Smack, a rabid Utah fan, can wear BYU gear and cheer for BYU when they're playing everyone but Utah, you can wear a

Smack'sWife All-American

11/19/19 10:25pm

No thanks

Turnpike Lane

11/19/19 10:26pm

RE: If Smack, a rabid Utah fan, can wear BYU gear and cheer for BYU when they're

WJCougar

11/19/19 10:27pm

Gross. Always cheer against Utah.

TCuz

11/19/19 10:27pm

I use to but after living in SLC, can’t do it.

tander123

11/19/19 10:30pm

This. Worked in SLC past 20 yrs with utes. Couldn’t ever do it

Cougar76

11/20/19 7:05am

RE: If Smack, a rabid Utah fan, can wear BYU gear and cheer for BYU when they're playing everyone but Utah, you can wear

JohnnyComeLately

11/19/19 10:31pm

No.

YSMACK

11/19/19 10:31pm

Well, since I’m not married to a ute, I don’t feel a similar obligation.

Hank Rearden

11/19/19 10:31pm

Sorry your husband has rabies, but you took that chance when you married a Ute.

Salami Karate

11/19/19 10:31pm

Why do I feel like Abraham leading Isaac up to the mountain to build an altar?

Q-grr

11/19/19 10:33pm

Two wrongs doesn’t make a right

DieHarder

11/19/19 10:34pm

We have been advised against things such as thix

IceBlueCoug

11/19/19 10:35pm

Nope.

sgriff

11/19/19 10:35pm

There's one minor yet significant detail about Smack that doesn't apply to us....

Soupie

11/19/19 10:35pm

We all thought it, Soupie has the guts to post it. POTD

Hank Rearden

11/19/19 10:37pm

Reported for innuendo. Don’t bother appealing we all know what you really meant and it’s very inappropriate to suggest

Mike Honcho

11/19/19 10:43pm

RE: Reported for innuendo. Don’t bother appealing we all know what you really meant and it’s very

Soupie

11/19/19 10:47pm

Who needs any innuendo. They have kids. Do you know how that happens?

cougaman

11/19/19 10:58pm

An adoption agency?

Tokolosh

11/20/19 6:11am

Good point. Smack is, after all, a rabid Ute fan. 🙂

StarMan

11/20/19 8:52am

My 9-year old told us the neighbor took "birth pills" and is pregnant, so...

davevine

11/20/19 6:26am

RE: Who needs any innuendo. They have kids. Do you know how that happens?

chilango

11/20/19 7:56am

What do Italian enemas have to do with anything?

sethj250

11/19/19 11:52pm

MMMMOOOOO....... wait.....

IceBlueCoug

11/19/19 10:45pm

Et tu Soupie?

Smack'sWife

11/19/19 11:11pm

Hard to resist a slow ball right over the plate.

Soupie

11/19/19 11:22pm

As I felt Soupie’s post was POTD material, this reply from Smacks wife is equally worthy. So funny.

Hank Rearden

11/20/19 9:02am

Hell to the no

Mr. Belding

11/19/19 10:37pm

I used to cheer for Utah and USU when they weren't playing BYU.

runnincoug

11/19/19 10:37pm

Same. No longer. I'd cheer for Wyoming before the yewts

Orem58thBall

11/19/19 11:22pm

Agreed. That crazy Alaska yewt clown, and that yoachum fool are the worst

shammy

11/20/19 7:06am

*head coach

kiyoshige

11/20/19 9:54am

I can also buy a shirt the colors of their opponent and cheer for them. And I won't feel disgusted with myself after.

John Doe

11/19/19 10:38pm

Screw that.

BengalCougar

11/19/19 10:39pm

I suppose I could, but I never will.

cougaman

11/19/19 10:43pm

Smack is likely rewarded in ways I would not be for wearing Ute Gear.

Ssebo

11/19/19 10:46pm

I’d sooner attend a game naked.

che flaco

11/19/19 10:52pm

Ironically, they would probably still think you are a Ute fan

cougaman

11/19/19 10:55pm

RE: If Smack, a rabid Utah fan, can wear BYU gear and cheer for BYU when they're playing everyone but Utah, you can wear

Pimpin4Paradise

11/19/19 11:03pm

Do you have a job? A life? Common sense? NO

YSeattle

11/19/19 11:03pm

You guys are crazy. 🙂 I had a great time cheering on the Cougs.

Smack

11/19/19 11:06pm

Your cheers are not welcome here.

LaVellIfIKnow

11/19/19 11:13pm

What a lame response

chazen

11/20/19 9:44am

Boohoo

LaVellIfIKnow

11/20/19 10:26am

You should've married a yewt

vegas guey

11/19/19 11:16pm

Glad to hear it, Smack! I encourage all Ute fans to cheer for BYU.

Reedme

11/20/19 5:01am

Go get your own moment at Neyland

kiyoshige

11/20/19 9:57am

It would have been that much sweeter if it had been my Utes winning at Neyland.

Smack

11/20/19 10:08am

This is a beautiful approach IMO

kiyoshige

11/20/19 10:40am

Smack I am sure you are great person otherwise Smack's wife wouldn't b your wife

BYU Grounds

11/20/19 11:15am

Dang. So, just to be clear, I can't bring myself to wear Ute gear when we're at Utah games. I just wear a black shirt.

Smack'sWife

11/19/19 11:09pm

RE: Dang. So, just to be clear, I can't bring myself to wear Ute gear when we're at Utah games. I just wear a black

Soupie

11/19/19 11:30pm

I can’t think of a single reason to cheer for utah. Neither my wife nor I are

chilango

11/19/19 11:44pm

Nope. My 2nd favorite team is always Utah's current opponent. Always!

CougarThug

11/19/19 11:46pm

Not after what I heard at the last rivalry game I can’t.

dchandle15

11/19/19 11:46pm

He does that because of you. My wife is not a U fan.

Blue for Life

11/19/19 11:50pm

Back in the WAC/MWC days, I used to root for the Utes whenever they didn't play

RebelScum

11/19/19 11:56pm

Very similar for me. I grew up in Utah, and cheered for the Utes in every game

Game Changer

11/20/19 12:40am

I grew up in Tennessee, I would cheer for them in the WAC against everyone but

Rockytop

11/20/19 1:57am

I don't get it? I have no link to the U of U

Reedme

11/20/19 4:49am

Well, didn’t he go to school at BYU? Makes a difference.

4th and Niner

11/20/19 5:38am

I went to Utah and the experience only made me loathe them more

BYU '80

11/20/19 5:56am

Yes, he was a BYU student when I met him at the HBLL.

Smack'sWife

11/20/19 6:26am

The ONLY time it’s acceptable to cheer for the UU is if you have a family member

ldssdl

11/20/19 7:05am

Ugh. Goodness, Smack....

Virginia Ute

11/20/19 7:50am

Sorry, Virginia, but you can't change my mind on this.

Smack

11/20/19 8:21am

It was a very fun game.

chilango

11/20/19 9:57am

well if Smack can do it....

BYU Grounds

11/20/19 8:39am

I cheer for the Utes on occasion. I actually hope they make the CFP this season

chazen

11/20/19 9:43am

They won't.

crazY

11/20/19 10:49am

If they beat Oregon in the pack 12 championship, my money is they’re in

chazen

11/20/19 4:28pm

They won't beat Oregon.

crazY

11/20/19 8:04pm

Absolutely. Not.

Resurgens

11/20/19 8:02pm

I am from California and too many of their fans mock the religion I hold dear.

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