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Apr 15, 2020
12:21:42pm
Bruton Guster 3rd String
At BYU - first date with a friend of a friend
Backstory first. Not many of my roommates had cars. So I would end up driving them around a decent amount and they would also rip huge farts in my car. Then we would have to roll down the window. Fast forward to date night... We had chatted a few times before and seemed to get along OK. On our way to my favorite first date restaurant Panda Express (that way if date was lame at least I got orange chicken) I ask if it is OK if I roll down the window because it is so nice outside. She says no, doesn't want it to mess up her hair. A few minutes later I get a whiff of this big stink. I know it wasn't me. Could it be latent farts hiding out in my cloth upholstery? Did she fart? So like 3 minutes after she protests me opening the window I am like, you know what it is so nice outside I'm just going to open the window anyway. Last date. Didn't ask my friend to set me up with any more of her friends. My wife is way hotter anyway.
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