...everybody (including my crush) was talking and making lots of noise, and I attempted to shoot a basket into the garbage can and missed, and then at the exact moment when I said to myself "Aw crap" (except I didn't say crap, I said the S-dash-dash-dash word), the whole group went utterly silent as my curse word echoed loudly through the study room.

Same girl at a different group study session, she comes up to me away from the rest of the group and whispers in my ear: "Umm... your fly is open and the group elected me to tell you."

Anyway, she and I now have five kids and are coming up on our 25th anniversary, so that's something.