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Aug 11, 2022
3:15:21pm

DrJazzy Playmaker

Unfortunately fellowship life doesn’t leave much time for those activities…

But thanks for your thoughts and advice! If you ever need help with the opposite sex or advice on how to talk to girls, hit me up. I’m pro at that.

Not much luck with LDS women though outside of prom dates - so if that’s your deal maybe find someone else for advice.

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DrJazzy

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PSA for Utes and Aggies who aren't intelligent enough for smack talk.

8/9/22 1:08pm

That UAB loss is such a black eye on what

8/9/22 1:14pm

Eh. We had injuries up the wazoo and had been snubbed of a better bowl game.

BlueVU

8/9/22 1:16pm

No excuses, it was a bad loss any way you cut it. Should have never happened.

8/9/22 3:17pm

Sorry, I take the blame. Havent seen BYU win on the road since 08.

rad dawg

8/9/22 1:20pm

I'm actually ok with it. Cougar fans have always been shot down by Schrute fans

Team Chaos

8/9/22 1:17pm

That is true, but you know we'd be doing the same thing if Utah had beaten us last year and then lost to Arkansas State

SingleStrapBackpack

8/9/22 1:21pm

Speak for yourself. In years that we lost to them, I wouldn't mock them

8/9/22 1:26pm

Neither would I, so welcome to the club 🙂

SingleStrapBackpack

8/9/22 2:00pm

I vividly remember in 2011 and 2012, Utah fans boasting scoreboard when they

Schrodizzy

8/9/22 1:25pm

You need more past tense in your PSA

Medute

8/9/22 1:44pm

Past tense? So Utah has beat BYU since then? Oh, that's right. They haven't,

8/9/22 3:35pm

Nope

Medute

8/9/22 4:14pm

See, we are in agreement then.

8/9/22 4:16pm

That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Head to head is the definitive

canofpicante

8/9/22 3:57pm

RE: That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Head to head

The_Cuss

8/9/22 4:00pm

That ridiculous huh? So was Texas A&M better than Bama last year?

Medute

8/9/22 4:15pm

Yes. When comparing two teams head to head, the most definitive way is to

canofpicante

8/9/22 4:18pm

Wait, so Texas A&M lost to Miss State. So Miss State is better?

Medute

8/9/22 4:21pm

When comparing those two teams? Yes. One is the winner. One is the loser.

canofpicante

8/9/22 4:29pm

Yes, in that one game. Glad we agree

Medute

8/9/22 4:59pm

It’s football. Football. You determine who’s best on the field, not a calculator

canofpicante

8/9/22 5:10pm

Go ahead and compare teams on paper if you have no other choice. But if they

canofpicante

8/9/22 5:21pm

It's football. Football. With head to head games...and a country full of people

kos

8/9/22 6:40pm

The game was designed to pit two teams against one another on the field

canofpicante

8/9/22 7:48pm

So Boise State and UAB were better teams than BYU last season? You honestly

kos

8/9/22 8:52pm

Yes. Absolutely. Thats how one team trumps another, by beating them on the field

canofpicante

8/9/22 9:50pm

Hahahahaha. Is it really hard to understand 26-17? It’s a loss. Like the other 4

The_Cuss

8/9/22 8:51pm

Thank you! As long as Schrute fans continue their "head-to-head doesn't matter"

Team Chaos

8/9/22 9:23pm

How dare you bring their logic into it to make your point

byublue42

8/9/22 9:36pm

Your post is also redundant

Medute

8/9/22 4:18pm

You make a couple points in your post. One suggests that BYU may not have

canofpicante

8/9/22 4:28pm

Isn’t it great being on this side of the argument? Been a while lol. But I love

The_Cuss

8/9/22 5:38pm

Watching BYU fans thinking they are the center of the sports universe

DrJazzy

8/10/22 1:10pm

Lol! No, we're just the center of the Utes' universe. It's hilarious how many

SwampyCoug

8/10/22 3:57pm

And my default response is always the same…

DrJazzy

8/10/22 7:07pm

Your response is that the countless hours you spend on CB you end up seeing

SwampyCoug

8/10/22 8:44pm

*96

8/11/22 6:35am

Sorry for your loss.

DrJazzy

8/11/22 8:54am

I understand why you want to turn it around. But objectively it is the U's loss.

SwampyCoug

8/11/22 9:22am

You sound like quite the catch!

DrJazzy

8/11/22 9:24am

It's pure math. The U has one less fan due to the too numerous toxic U fans.

SwampyCoug

8/11/22 10:18am

Your effort in coming here and arguing with BYU fans daily… says nothing to you?

The_Cuss

8/10/22 9:56pm

I feel you.

DrJazzy

8/11/22 8:57am

Haha, totally avoid the point with a pointless response. Silly lil obsessed Utes

The_Cuss

8/11/22 9:00am

On a serious note…

DrJazzy

8/11/22 10:30am

Ummm, okay? Now that you want to be serious, lets address the elephant in room

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:34am

Unfortunately fellowship life doesn’t leave much time for those activities…

DrJazzy

8/11/22 3:15pm

My wife wouldn't approve. But what a fun imagination you have. Silly Utes on CB.

The_Cuss

8/11/22 3:47pm

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SwampyCoug

8/11/22 9:18am

And to be clear, the rest of the country, overall, didn't even think BYU was the

kos

8/9/22 6:41pm

And to be clear the rest of the country thought BYU was the best team in the pac

byublue42

8/9/22 8:31pm

Weird that they didn't rank them above all the PAC teams then.

kos

8/9/22 8:44pm

Funny how being in a P5 conference can create biases and advantages.

The_Cuss

8/9/22 8:49pm

But Utah's only OOC win last year was Weber St, maybe they should shoot for the

byublue42

8/9/22 8:55pm

only because BYU didn't get to play a pathetically over ranked Oregon team

byublue42

8/9/22 8:50pm

Ah, I missed that in the ranking criteria - can't be ranked higher than 19 if

kos

8/9/22 9:03pm

how funny you pretend not to understand

byublue42

8/9/22 9:18pm

Nailed it, you murdered their excuses. The PAC12 was historically weak last year

The_Cuss

8/10/22 11:02am

Opinions are opinions. Everyone has them. One is not more valid than the other.

canofpicante

8/10/22 9:45am

Exactly, 26-17 is a FACT. No opinions needed. Utah lost. End of Story. I love

The_Cuss

8/10/22 11:12am

Man, Utah's and BYU's seasons really went in different directions as the year

Regal Ute

8/9/22 1:45pm

I must have missed your bowl victory last year...

pistol12

8/9/22 1:58pm

Stop! Of the Pac's 0-5 record last year the Ute's loss was the most impressive.

SwampyCoug

8/9/22 7:52pm

How many games did Utah lose last year?

Napoli

8/9/22 2:00pm

They lost ONE game. To Oregon State...but they really outplayed OSU in that game

pistol12

8/9/22 2:16pm

No they didn’t. BYU ended up beating Utah state, Virginia, USC, WSU and lost

8/9/22 2:03pm

Hey, its our Ute flower girl... Remind all of us how the Rose Bowl ended?

The_Cuss

8/9/22 2:27pm

I love when you guys make fun of the Rose Bowl

Medute

8/9/22 3:36pm

We aren't making fun of the Rose Bowl. We are making fun of your fanbase for

8/9/22 3:40pm

☝️Don’t smack talk BYU for losing to UAB in the Bowl Game. Goes on to smack

MacsKid

8/9/22 3:46pm

Because BYU spanked said PAC10 "Champion" and the rest of the conference. LOL

The_Cuss

8/9/22 3:49pm

BYU is better than Utah and proved it on the field. And BYU isn't trying to

8/9/22 3:52pm

Maybe try explaining it to them as if they were.... 5 years old.

The_Cuss

8/9/22 4:04pm

No, we can mock you. You lost to freaking UAB. Nothing changes that

Medute

8/9/22 4:34pm

Uhhh....lest you forget, you lost to San Diego State. And 3rd stringers in a

8/9/22 4:43pm

Yes, you’ve beaten us 1 out of the last 10 tries. Congrats

Medute

8/9/22 5:01pm

You win?

DrJazzy

8/10/22 10:03am

Lol I can tell utah has really hurt you in the past.

DrJazzy

8/10/22 10:04am

I love how Utes come to a BYU board to defend their loss to BYU.

The_Cuss

8/10/22 11:24am

It’s more like…

DrJazzy

8/10/22 1:07pm

Go try independence for 10 years and see how hot Utah is. Utah is the ugly girl

The_Cuss

8/10/22 10:12pm

The point is…

DrJazzy

8/11/22 9:05am

Strange you totally avoided the clip I shared with you. Done feeding the troll

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:41am

Watching video clips while saving lives isn’t as easy to do as saving lives

DrJazzy

8/11/22 3:13pm

Bro I provided the exact quote for you in the post. And it was Washington radio

The_Cuss

8/11/22 3:45pm

My bad.

DrJazzy

8/11/22 7:25pm

Sorry again boo.

DrJazzy

8/11/22 7:34pm

And Utah lost to an SDSU team that got destroyed by USU 46-13.

slatecoug

8/9/22 5:07pm

Utah really sucked those first 4 games. Wazzu was probably the ugliest

Medute

8/9/22 7:55pm

dang...if only they'd started Cam Rising

icecougar

8/9/22 8:19pm

Sadly, he started at Wazzu. There was a general team funk for 4 games

Medute

8/9/22 8:56pm

It's much easier to throw the games you don't like and focus on the ones you do

slatecoug

8/10/22 1:56pm

I disagree 100% that the CFP committee has any incentive to help Utah

Medute

8/10/22 2:16pm

Thank you for a good laugh. I appreciate it.

slatecoug

8/11/22 2:07pm

Right. The argument on CB that BYU is always under-ranked and/or everyone else

kos

8/11/22 6:19pm

Right, because the media on every other topic except sports is biased and has

The_Cuss

8/11/22 10:31pm

Thanks Ute fan on a BYU board with thousands of posts. Glad you think its funny

The_Cuss

8/9/22 3:48pm

Byu had a better resume to qualify for the Rose bowl that Utah did. The only

MaxxPower

8/9/22 4:07pm

What's funny is back in January, I warned these guys that the rest of CFB had a different take. That Utah would

TFL

8/9/22 4:32pm

And maybe Utah can learn to win an OOC game this year.

slatecoug

8/9/22 5:13pm

TBH, Utah has one of the best OOC records in all of CFB the last 10 years or even 20 years. Haven't lost at

TFL

8/9/22 5:29pm

All I read was excuse, excuse, yada, yada, yada, more excuses.

slatecoug

8/9/22 5:51pm

Hahaha, so many excuses. It’s soooo sweet. And they come here to share them lol

The_Cuss

8/9/22 5:54pm

Anyone can lose the Rose Bowl. PAC12 championship? Great accomplishment but

canofpicante

8/9/22 6:18pm

Whenever a lower tier p5 matches up against an elite blue blood and plays a game that close...it's actually

TFL

8/10/22 7:28pm

Yeah everyone, Utah won the “perception battle”. So they can celebrate! OKAY!?!

The_Cuss

8/10/22 10:18pm

Yep. First ever top 10 preseason start. Utah will start the season as high or higher

TFL

8/11/22 10:24am

Congrats on the preseason rank. You can have that, and we will have scoreboard!

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:44am

Congrats! Keep clinging to that, as Utah rolls ahead in the national stage

TFL

8/11/22 2:55pm

But all that matters is the last one

slatecoug

8/11/22 3:40pm

Nah. It was bound to happen. BYU’s super bowl. Utah learned from the loss

TFL

8/11/22 5:53pm

Love it. Keep building that brand. Just helps BYUs brand after the win. Thanks!

The_Cuss

8/11/22 6:08pm

Ummm...Not if Utah passes them up in the rankings. Even with more losses. That's brand

TFL

8/11/22 6:30pm

Or they give way to much to the champion of the weakest P5 conference.

The_Cuss

8/11/22 10:42pm

BYU's super bowl? It wasn't even our biggest game last year.

slatecoug

8/12/22 2:03am

Rolls ahead? Only rolling around here is BYU trucking over Utah & its conf. LOL

The_Cuss

8/11/22 3:50pm

Disagree. Speak for your own perception. You’re not no position to speak

canofpicante

8/11/22 3:39pm

No they didn’t. Both seasons ended with a loss.

canofpicante

8/9/22 4:16pm

They wouldn't have, had we stayed healthy at LB and QB

Avery

8/9/22 6:02pm

Major injury problems for us too.

Mitty

8/9/22 5:43pm

Dang right.

DrJazzy

8/9/22 7:27pm

Not only that, but UAB and Oregon St were comparable in quality last year.

andrewg3

8/9/22 10:07pm

Hold your head high tonight - you annoyed a bunch of Utes 😁

Breaded Hamster

8/9/22 11:17pm

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