If you want the Wyomingites to believe it throw in some extra sauce like:

Then the angel Moroni chastised you

Then the aggie coach called a time out, pointed right at you and whispered something in a language only your best friend from elementary school should have known

Then you walked out and found a multimillion dollar lottery ticket on the ground, but you tore it up because you knew that was Satan's cabbage.

Then you shouted, suck on that coleslaw, dark prince and a skin walker fled in fear.

You know...typical Cowpokey tails.