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Feb 11, 2013
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Kelbob

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Kelbob

Previous username: RegisPhilbin
Bio page: Kelbob
Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Last login: May 6, 2024
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Anyone homebirth?

hockeypux

2/11/13 8:36pm

Hahaha... no homebirth experience, but I love your sig pic!

Tom Kane

2/11/13 8:37pm

Born2Fish

2/11/13 8:38pm

Coming from a hospital administrator

I'mBatman

2/11/13 8:39pm

This is why my HCBW and I just did things at the hospital.

PharmCoug

2/11/13 8:41pm

i might agree w/ your professional opinion...but no seat-belts in a car, no

ds7

2/11/13 8:51pm

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cvd6262

2/11/13 8:54pm

Yeah, I'll agree that a first delivery should be done at a hospital.

frontrowcougar

2/11/13 10:10pm

Friends & family members have, with no problems

frontrowcougar

2/11/13 8:39pm

I think it's really weird

cougfanblue

2/11/13 8:40pm

+1 And I hate the nasty mess inherent in child birth.

JamesWestfall

2/11/13 8:43pm

Sad you think its weird.

SPgoofyft

2/11/13 10:50pm

You mean back when mothers and babies died frequently

cougfanblue

2/11/13 10:58pm

Nobody said reverse it. By all means, see a Doctor while you're pregnant

SPgoofyft

2/11/13 11:15pm

so God doesnt like epidurals? got it.

molodyets

2/11/13 11:21pm

Definitely didnt say that. Thankdsfor trying

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 7:00am

You absolutely did. This reads like the talking points from a sketchy "natural"

QuinneyCoug

2/12/13 7:53am

Sure didn't. Read it again, but this time in your own voice

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 8:42am

Quinney is right. Your posts read like a sketchy natural childbirth blog

DapperDan

2/12/13 8:47am

No, youre all wrong

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 12:09pm

Never give birth at home

mudpupper

2/11/13 8:41pm

amen. I work in loss prevention

OU Cougar

2/11/13 8:54pm

A good midwife and a mother very in tune with her body poses very

SPgoofyft

2/11/13 11:05pm

what does a mother being "in tune" with her body

Cougarealist

2/12/13 1:07am

Really? You dont know what that means?

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 7:02am

Every time I read this I hear Creed in my head...

CSoul

2/11/13 8:42pm

What exactly are the benefits to it? Other than $$?

molodyets

2/11/13 8:42pm

There are no real benefits.

mudpupper

2/11/13 8:46pm

Wow, buddy you dont even have a clue

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 12:26pm

NONE. Unless you actually want people to think you're a nutjob.

Kerbouchard

2/11/13 8:51pm

Couldnt care less what anyone thinks.

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 12:27pm

Not getting an infection from the hospital and almost dying. That's one benefit

Iman23

2/11/13 8:59pm

You. An get an infection at home as well, which I am sure you know

Littlerich

2/11/13 9:07pm

Women's birthing and labor positioning.

hockeypux

2/11/13 9:20pm

Most doctors will allow any positioning unless there is an epidural

Littlerich

2/12/13 5:22am

There was once a woman in a remote village in Mexico who performed her own

Slim

2/11/13 8:42pm

Not only 'NO' but...

MantiCoug

2/11/13 8:43pm

Jim Gaffigan does

Kelbob

2/11/13 8:43pm

I would not recommend it

ausgezeichnet

2/11/13 8:43pm

I think Hospitals unnecessarily cause a lot of complications

SPgoofyft

2/11/13 11:25pm

Good grief....seriously?

Kerbouchard

2/11/13 8:48pm

Risks of home birth >>>>>>>>>>>>> hospital birth

WDaddy

2/11/13 8:48pm

Both my girls would've died if born at home

KingDave

2/11/13 8:48pm

That's some pretty freaky yewt. Who the yewt makes out after a birth? Freaks!

WDaddy

2/11/13 8:51pm

Agree that obviously an incompetent midwife is a huge mistake

frontrowcougar

2/11/13 8:54pm

Shhhh...don't tell anyone. People have been having babies for a long time....

Iman23

2/11/13 9:08pm

And women used to die a lot more giving birth than they do now

Slim

2/11/13 9:15pm

And this is why any competent midwife requires a hospital delivery if any of a

frontrowcougar

2/11/13 9:24pm

Don't let a bunch of MEN tell your wife what to do with HER body.

QuinneyCoug

2/11/13 8:50pm

Please don't do it. There are plenty of other ways to show how tough or

Slim

2/11/13 8:51pm

+eating placenta

cougfanblue

2/11/13 8:58pm

My sister-in-law was in labor at home for 36 hrs

Idiot

2/11/13 8:51pm

We did for our third child and it was great. Very cool experience. I was not on

Iman23

2/11/13 8:57pm

The midwife/birthing centers are full of it.

WJCougar

2/11/13 8:58pm

Lol, The hospitals are full of it.

frontrowcougar

2/11/13 9:04pm

I will not diss midwives, but don't think doctors don't know how to "get" people

Littlerich

2/11/13 9:10pm

This has to be the dumbest thing I've read yet

SPgoofyft

2/11/13 11:37pm

Define strong anesthesia

Littlerich

2/12/13 5:24am

You know im referring to an epidural, so why ask SA?

SPgoofyft

2/12/13 7:04am

I would not define epidurals as strong anesthesia

Littlerich

2/13/13 7:59am

Well you would never inject a newborn with it thats for sure

SPgoofyft

2/13/13 12:23pm

I stood by my wife while she had a baby without the benefit of an epidural.

Idiot

2/13/13 1:16pm

Well it will be hard to find peer reviewed clinical research

QuinneyCoug

2/12/13 7:58am

Ours were decanted in a decanting room.

Rusty Shackleford

2/11/13 9:03pm

My wife and baby would have literally died this week

HuskerCoug

2/11/13 9:09pm

Home birthing is just flat out irresponsible. Try explaining that to God

Kerbouchard

2/11/13 9:13pm

wow

Idahofallsblue

2/11/13 9:15pm

why are you so amped up about it? Do you get this amped about seat belts?

Iman23

2/11/13 9:15pm

Wear Blue

2/13/13 9:39pm

I had baby number 4 in a birth center, with a midwife and loved it.

MrsRoboto

2/11/13 9:13pm

What the freak is a "birth center?"

Kerbouchard

2/11/13 9:14pm

The birth center I went to had the offices of the midwifes and had a few

MrsRoboto

2/11/13 9:33pm

Data >>>>>>>>>>> anecdotal

HoustonCougar

2/11/13 9:26pm

Just do it yourself. People did it for hundreds of years!

HoustonCougar

2/11/13 9:28pm

RE: Just do it yourself. People did it for hundreds of years!

85fan

2/12/13 9:19am

Data if interested

Cougar99

2/11/13 9:36pm

We had our first at home and our other 3 in the hospital.

Beeker

2/11/13 9:46pm

Had my 3rd with a midwife in the hospital

chitchatfan

2/12/13 4:40am

My second child would not be here if I had given birth at home. Birth went fine

Wear Blue

2/13/13 9:34pm

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