until one of the other dudes was going and hitched a ride.  Always followed the exact same daily routine of work, gym, home to watch TV and repeat.  Almost never took girls out on dates, somehow usually convinced them to come to our house.  If they did go out, he'd make her drive and then the bill was always split.  As a result, almost all his dates were just making dinner at our place and then TV. Somehow ended up with a GF (that he denied was a GF) that he dated for years.  Since she was coming over anyway, she usually would have to make the supermarket run and brought over bags of food to cook.   Blew my mind he could get away with that.

He's still not married, probably can retire at age 45 or something.