I was at a club with my friends and suddenly Gavin shows up. He has literally a dozen or so women forming a sort of amoeba around him. They are all gorgeous and dressed to the nine. I navigated myself closer to him just to enjoy the spectacle. Some drunk guy comes walking up and yells to Gavin, "Can I buy you a drink?" and Gavin yells back "vodka tonic". It's pretty loud in the club, but Gavin also has this thick British accent and this poor guy can't understand him. He yells back "what????!?!" and Gavin repeats "vodka tonic!". The guy still can't understand him so I step in, get close, and tell the guy "vodka tonic" in his year. He says "ok" and scampers off.

Gavin now comes in close to me and says "thanks man". I tell him no problem, and then I say to him, "Gavin, what's it like to have all these women just throw themselves at you?". 2 or 3 of the nearby young ladies give me a disgusted look while Gavin steps back and admires the scene while thinking about my question. He turns to me and says "It's 'colorful word' fantastic". We both laugh and then do that guy handshake that guys do. I then left him to party the night away.

I love that story.