From the second councelors seat I moved into action and directed the opening hymn with much enthusiasm. Many people especially my wife and kids were laughing to the point of tears. Seeing them laughing at me made it impossible to keep a straight face which produced more laughter.. As soon as the 1st councelor got back to the podium he said, "For comic relief bro Venomfarmer directed the opening hymn, but for the rest of the meeting we will have sis ****** direct the rest of the hymns."
I have never been fired so quickly from a calling in my whole life. The meeting was definitely better off with my not conducting. This happened last Sunday, so It's fresh on my mind. People were still laughing at me after Church.