RE: The rose bowl was my wedding night. I’m so talented that

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May 18, 2022
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Zaphod Don’t Panic

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Zaphod

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Last login: May 8, 2024
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What event was the Rose Bowl of your life and how badly did you fail?

LaVellIfIKnow

5/17/22 11:36am

Got an amazing new job. Got canned in epic fashion within weeks. Sad.

mulletino

5/17/22 11:39am

Gotta tell us more...

m0resn0w

5/17/22 11:43am

RE: Got an amazing new job. Got canned in epic fashion within weeks. Sad.

provoprodigy

5/17/22 11:43am

RE: Got an amazing new job. Got canned in epic fashion within weeks. Sad.

BYU Grounds

5/17/22 1:00pm

I had a painful breakup with a girlfriend who dumped me for Brad Pitt - so I

BigD Coug

5/17/22 11:39am

Dating

Magathis

5/17/22 11:41am

I heard one guy worked seven years for a wife and found on his wedding night....

RealityCheck

5/17/22 1:17pm

When I wrestled JV my freshman year.

Rise Against

5/17/22 11:42am

Do you have a granger mascot logo in your Twitter handle to remind everyone…

AZPTCOUG

5/17/22 12:50pm

I remember that day. Granger’s top 3 wrestlers at that weight went to nationals.

Bin01015

5/17/22 6:38pm

I once lost a Bigwheel race… when I was 4.. sooo hard on me..

kerm

5/17/22 11:43am

In High School I was vying for Valedictorian

Mikey

5/17/22 11:43am

Your student body was 151?

Crowgar

5/17/22 11:49am

RE: In High School I was vying for Valedictorian

Mr. Rumsfield

5/17/22 11:50am

Freshman year I got pancaked, running back tripped over me so I got a tackle 🙂

BYUFootballisBack

5/17/22 11:45am

Similar to me. Playing tackle football with friends. Samoan buddy who was

ldssdl

5/17/22 11:53am

Once in football practice I couldn't remember if we were live or not, so the QB

BYUBandfan

5/18/22 2:20pm

I had been working all year on this project. I talked myself up and bragged

goofball

5/17/22 11:46am

I made my 7th grade baseball team and then forced everyone on the team to be better than me at hitting and pitching

YIsForBrigham

5/17/22 11:49am

My wedding night was the Rose Bowl. I'm not married.

Big Red Thunder

5/17/22 11:50am

Had a crush on a really cute girl. We'd hung out before in a group, but never went out. Started writing her on my

Jimo Dashen

5/17/22 11:51am

So the only thing to surmise is that she thought she was catfished by you.

kotacoug

5/17/22 11:58am

Ooops, you were the other Elder David Anderson.

Q-grr

5/18/22 9:23pm

Huh? Please explain

Dr MoBYU

5/18/22 10:16pm

Living in Utah with a common first & last name, another elder shared name/better

Q-grr

5/19/22 4:22am

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JimmyZ

5/17/22 11:52am

Absolutely gorgeous girl in ballroom dance blowoff class. Lucked into some

notaboy

5/17/22 12:17pm

My junior year of high school. I made the tournament squad in our first golf

PrimeQuantumDeek

5/17/22 12:29pm

Dude, that's the wrong Hole!!!

baishel44

5/17/22 2:29pm

I almost convinced the Ute football players not to do fake baptisms…

BlooCoog

5/17/22 1:03pm

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fredetteaboutit13

5/17/22 1:09pm

The rose bowl was my wedding night. I’m so talented that

ColonelMustard

5/17/22 1:15pm

RE: The rose bowl was my wedding night. I’m so talented that

Zaphod

5/18/22 9:59pm

One of those Mutual Dance Festivals for SoCal

DrBYU

5/17/22 1:43pm

I was a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Ute067

5/17/22 2:27pm

Better than missing the $100 question.

Dark Forest Green

5/17/22 3:47pm

As the meeting began, the organist whispered to me, "We need a chorister"...

VenomFarmer

5/17/22 3:13pm

I thought I got away with an awesome innuendo post on CB, only to see the dreaded moderation icon the next morning.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/17/22 3:24pm

Magathis

5/17/22 3:30pm

And then you got put in mod jail for one hour and 9 minutes? 😉

BleedCougarBlue2

5/17/22 11:24pm

My very first post on Cougar Board was flagged for a naughty joke

Mabuhay Coug

5/18/22 1:26am

So many to choose from. I was invited up to Varsity baseball spring training. Being a young frosh, they made

Bob Vance

5/17/22 5:28pm

On a whim I decided to drive 9 hours to see undefeated BYU, ranked 10th (or,

BYUHgrad

5/17/22 6:49pm

Ouch

Dark Forest Green

5/17/22 7:35pm

Played football my freshman year. We were getting smoked and the coach gave me

tander123

5/17/22 6:55pm

I bought this BYU team shirt that said Quest for Perfection…..

Mabuhay Coug

5/18/22 1:24am

I was a 13 yo starting pitcher on my baseball team

Dr MoBYU

5/18/22 8:06am

Junior year of HS- made Varsity BBall team with all other juniors

WiCougarman

5/18/22 1:11pm

No big Rose Bowls.Just good, steady, blessed life. Unless you want to count my

rockyrd

5/18/22 2:40pm

RE: No big Rose Bowls.Just good, steady, blessed life. Unless you want to count

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