I'm glad your comfortable self identifying as transparent. Hopefully nobody will blunder into the faux paux of calling you clear. Personally, I don't care if your transparent, frosted, opaque, or completely filled in with color; a fellow BYU fan deserves respect and open arms.
Come closer brother, I'm not transparent myself but that doesn't mean I'm afraid to hug a fellow brother!
(Meh, I am too tired to try any harder. Hopefully this comes across as the fun I intended!)