...it's Ralph and so I got every kind of barfing noise attached to my name. Also there was really bad imitations of Ed Norton from the Honeymooners and after the movie "A Christmas Story" became popular everyone called me Ralphie.
Actually, the name Ralphie stuck with my co-workers at my old job and was sort of a term of endearment with them. My wife thought it was funny that so many grown people called me Ralphie and even funnier that I didn't have a problem with it and let them all do it.