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May 18, 2020
8:05
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kotacoug
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Scratch your bare yewt, grab a couple pieces of already cooked pizza
You know the typical transmission route. It’s not rocket science lol.
He most likely got food poisoning from something before the pizza if in fact it was good poisoining
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Let’s review the questionable aspects from the food poisoning story...
Duke Silver
5/18/20 7:42am
Also, do you intentionally let ingredients spoil in the off chance that MJ orders a pizza from you? Doesn't make sense.
Conan
5/18/20 7:48am
Exactly, nobody had food poisoning seasoning lying around their restaurant.
Duke Silver
5/18/20 7:50am
If you want to poison someone, you serve them a cold seafood salad
nc-puma
5/18/20 7:57am
Is that the sandwich Hayward got? Cold seafood salad sandwich?
ochobeeguy
5/18/20 9:57am
Ha, I heard it was Sandwich at Zupas. Not sure which one
nc-puma
5/18/20 10:59am
He got plastered and hung over. The End.
RockyBalboa
5/18/20 7:49am
And still won. That's pretty amazing, lol.
RockyBalboa
5/18/20 7:49am
If only someone had offered him one more drink, it might have tipped the balance
ReyOso
5/18/20 7:51am
You’re forgetting the most important point.
GRCoug
5/18/20 7:51am
I think he got food poisoning but it wasn’t intentional
texbird33
5/18/20 7:53am
I worked in restaurant kitchens in HS and college. I’ve been trying to think..
nc-puma
5/18/20 7:54am
Eggs/salmonella
chilango
5/18/20 7:57am
About 1 in 10,000 eggs have salmonella. And it has to be raw
Medute
5/18/20 8:03am
And it is really unlikely to make him sick in 4 hours
Charles Darwin
5/18/20 8:05am
Salmonella toxin is heat stable, but
nc-puma
5/18/20 8:05am
Unless you're trying to make the GOAT sick and slather raw egg on the pizza
chilango
5/18/20 9:29am
Scratch your bare yewt, grab a couple pieces of already cooked pizza
kotacoug
5/18/20 8:05am
That won’t get you food poisoning unless that guy is sick already
Medute
5/18/20 8:12am
Yet people still get Hep A 🤷♂️ Not sure what you’re arguing here.
kotacoug
5/18/20 8:39am
That the odds a pizza guy could make Jordan sick by touching his butt are low
Medute
5/18/20 9:05am
So they published medical reports on what type of food poisoning he got? I’d
kotacoug
5/18/20 9:20am
So how do you know there were only healthy people handling his pizza lol. It’s
kotacoug
5/18/20 10:15am
I think we can all agree it’s classic jordan. Using some trumped up thing to
StalwartBraveTrue
5/18/20 11:54am
I’m sure he was sick, some guys probably delivered the pizza, there was no
kotacoug
5/18/20 12:10pm
Here you go - “minimally toxic”
Medute
5/18/20 8:14am
Not to mention the sophistication it would take on the part of the pizza place
Medute
5/18/20 7:57am
Touch your contaminated anal orifice and then handle food. It’s not that
kotacoug
5/18/20 8:08am
You touch things that people touched with their butt hands every day
Medute
5/18/20 8:11am
Of course. I’m just saying that’s how it is transmitted. It isn’t going to
kotacoug
5/18/20 8:31am
Eye drops. All over the pizza.
RalphWiggam
5/18/20 8:09am
I'll admit there is no proof, but your questions have easy explanations
Avery
5/18/20 8:18am
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Abe Froman
5/18/20 8:23am
And...?
Avery
5/18/20 8:28am
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Abe Froman
5/18/20 8:30am
I think you're underestimating how easy it would be to find out what room
Avery
5/18/20 8:38am
and you may not necessarily need a friend...you may just be able to call up and
Avery
5/18/20 8:40am
Seems like we’ve got some Yewt hurt JAZZ fans that are losing it over this.
kotacoug
5/18/20 8:45am
"Food poisoning generally takes a day or more to kick in, not 4 hours."
JmThms
5/18/20 8:18am
Ive definitely gotten food poisoning a few hours after eating.
South_A
5/18/20 8:33am
Just because you ate and got ill immediately afterward, it doesn’t mean it was
Duke Silver
5/18/20 8:38am
HIGHLY doubt that. Lol. Not 100% sure, but the sudden onset of vomiting the
JmThms
5/18/20 9:07am
Nowhere near 99% association
Medute
5/18/20 9:13am
Well you have "Med" in your name so I loath to argue the point.
JmThms
5/18/20 9:31am
My post was simply to argue that there are “questionable” parts to the story.
Duke Silver
5/18/20 10:01am
Yeah, onset for food poisoning is quicker
Medute
5/18/20 11:14am
My guess of the source of my violent (presumed) poisoning was inadvertently
JmThms
5/18/20 11:28am
Seems unlikely based on what is common
Medute
5/18/20 11:31am
Sprinkle a little "stuff" on top?
JmThms
5/18/20 12:33pm
What stuff? What stuff do they have lying around at a pizza joint?
Medute
5/18/20 2:01pm
Aren't there substances that could make a person sick with hours if ingested?
JmThms
5/18/20 4:13pm
Seriously, like what? I have no clue
Medute
5/18/20 6:34pm
I jumped in the middle of this whole thing so I don't know if I'm missing some
JmThms
5/18/20 6:39pm
I have no idea. I think that could be attempted murder
Medute
5/18/20 7:49pm
No one wants to kill the GOAT.
StalwartBraveTrue
5/18/20 8:34pm
Yea it would be criminal. But maybe anti Jordan pizza guy got lucky.
JmThms
5/18/20 10:01pm
RE: What stuff? What stuff do they have lying around at a pizza joint?
Charles Darwin
5/18/20 4:31pm
My digestive system is not normal.
South_A
5/18/20 10:31am
He’s already admitted to making up perceived slights to motivate himself
Pepe
5/18/20 8:23am
It's called his agent and the Bulls having excellent P.R.
RockyBalboa
5/18/20 8:26am
That's fair
TNT
5/18/20 8:36am
So you’re saying he was intentionally food poisoned earlier in the day
garyfan
5/18/20 8:48am
Jordan spit on the pizza so no one else would have a slice. Cover's the story
gp232
5/18/20 9:35am
It's all on video:
ochobeeguy
5/18/20 10:12am
RE: It's all on video:
GRCoug
5/18/20 10:25am
'That my friends...is one MAGIC pizza.'
m0resn0w
5/18/20 10:35am
Dan Patrick show solved the mystery this morning if you listen. James from SLC
gp232
5/18/20 4:21pm
so in other words that didn't solve much...I'm actually surprised
Avery
5/18/20 4:43pm
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